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  1. Annie

    November 23rd, 2012

    Who stands like that, why won’t her arms hang straight like the woman’s in the photo?? The belt placement provides a double muffin top! How can she breathe with a belt cinched around her ribs?

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  2. I Luv Bacon

    November 23rd, 2012

    Mess’in with sasquatch

    h/t Jack Links

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  3. YankeeBubba

    November 23rd, 2012

    Bo seems to be realizing that having a pet that needs so much attention ain’t no cake-walk!

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  4. Poonces

    November 23rd, 2012

    Who put that ugly skirt on the dog?

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  5. Carlos The Jackal

    November 23rd, 2012

    Four more years of boob-belts. Kill me now…

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  6. John

    November 23rd, 2012

    Funny; looks like Michelle is dropping the steamer, not the dog.

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  7. Hawaiian

    November 23rd, 2012

    Mooch walks into a bar with Bo on a leash.
    Bartender sez “Hey, you can’t bring that pig in here!”
    Mooch replies “Foolish peasant! That’s not a pig! That’s Bo our photo op dog!”
    Bartender “I was talkin’ to Bo.”

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  8. McFartus

    November 23rd, 2012

    I see three dogs, which one you talking about?

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  9. hanoverfist

    November 23rd, 2012

    Bride of Funkenstien.

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  10. Dr Tar

    November 23rd, 2012

    What is this Boxing Day in Washington?

    Where’s Michelle Antonette’s gov. paid for retinue of ladies in waiting to pick up the hot fresh dog poo with their hands over a plastic bag? As a taxpayer I at least want to see my money wasted the way it was designated by the Administration.

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  11. Major Mal function

    November 23rd, 2012

    Yep, that’s Bo’s job.

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  12. I Luv Bacon

    November 23rd, 2012

    What is the obamaphone number that triggers that belt?

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  13. mkultra

    November 23rd, 2012

    Whoever convinces moochie to put on that boob belt everyday is a comic genius.

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  14. Ricky

    November 23rd, 2012

    @ Annie: That’s not a Muffin Top! – That’s a Busted Can of Biscuits!

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  15. Gary In Canada

    November 23rd, 2012

    Remember:

    Don’t eat the dog, Don’t eat the dog, Don’t eat the dog……..

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  16. simply enraged

    November 23rd, 2012

    Goodgawdamighty! She’s somehow slipped her leash! Bo is falling down on his job!

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  17. jbinnout

    November 23rd, 2012

    I showed this to the wife and daughter. I commented that 52 million people would be honored to pick up the dog poop….and probably her poop.

    wife….We’re going to be picking up her husband’s poop for the next 4 years.

    daughter….Longer than that, Mom, longer than that.

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  18. flip

    November 23rd, 2012

    what a f***ing pig.

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  19. FreedomCat

    November 23rd, 2012

    @Carlos – love it! Was thinking the exact same thing.

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  20. tucsondon

    November 23rd, 2012

    That grimace tells me that she’s been eatin’ way to much cheese.

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  21. EinTX

    November 23rd, 2012

    That boob belt needs to be moved up past the shoulders and cinched REAL tight…

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  22. Not my America

    November 23rd, 2012

    Ladies and gentlemen-The New Jackie O!
    Or is it Lucy from Olduvai Gorge?

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  23. Six White Cadillacs

    November 23rd, 2012

    That’s not a boob belt. It’s a shock collar.

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  24. Dr Tar

    November 23rd, 2012

    Oh, I get it now. When the Towel-Boy-in-Chief is away the Moose has to do the poopie walk herself.

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  25. Noelegy

    November 23rd, 2012

    Mama ain’t happy.

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  26. Noelegy

    November 23rd, 2012

    @Dr Tar, where’s the photo-op in a handmaiden dealing with the dog doo?

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  27. Six White Cadillacs

    November 23rd, 2012

     
  28. sTevo

    November 23rd, 2012

    Looks like the pooch is either camera shy, or is licking his nuts.

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  29. sTevo

    November 23rd, 2012

    Oh, I see the dogs head now.He’s not licking his nuts. It was hard to tell with all the black going on in the pic.

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  30. Jackie

    November 23rd, 2012

    Which one is the dog?

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  31. Tony R

    November 23rd, 2012

    So I’m looking at her in the photo, and she’s wearing a dress, but hoy Krap, it looks like her hands hang down to her knees!

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  32. Carlos The Jackal

    November 23rd, 2012

    Of course the dogs licking his own nuts, didn’t you hear barry’s in Cambodia?

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  33. 99th Squad Leader

    November 23rd, 2012

    The First Boob of Belts in all her evil glory walks with her gay husband’s favorite meal.

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  34. susanm

    November 23rd, 2012

    ONE HAPPY SHIT FACE?

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  35. grayjohn

    November 23rd, 2012

    She’s built like a gibbon.

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  36. kvn

    November 23rd, 2012

    You can tell by he look on her face she has been shoving her balls up her ass again.

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  37. Joe Schlobotnic

    November 23rd, 2012

    All ex cops stand that way.

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  38. IronyCurtain

    November 23rd, 2012

    Ladies and Gentlemen… the most beautiful and fashionable woman that ever lived.
    God help us.

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  39. Andrea Shea King

    November 23rd, 2012

    She really is one fugly mutt, isn’t she?

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  40. Unslung Hero

    November 23rd, 2012

    Well……….the dog has a better pedigree than he gayboy husband!!!

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  41. Navy Squid

    November 23rd, 2012

    A lifetime diet of bananas will do that to ya! ;-)

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  42. Nutjob

    November 23rd, 2012

    The dog:

    This so embarassing when she puts me on a leash and then she takes me out to watch her take a dump in the yard.

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  43. Unruly Refugee

    November 23rd, 2012

    She either just stepped in dog shit or she just messed her boxer shorts.

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  44. Nutjob

    November 23rd, 2012

    Looks like the same pose my dog gives just right before he pinches one off.

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  45. Nutjob

    November 23rd, 2012

    Lady on the right:

    Hurry up two, so I can pick it up and get you guys a treat.

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  46. norman einstein

    November 23rd, 2012

    OK…I give up. What is it?

    Wookie, transvestite, Sasquatch, Big Foot, Kikomba… WTF is it?

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  47. Nutjob

    November 23rd, 2012

    The dog:

    I found her out roaming the neighborhood eating out of trash cans. She must belong to someone because she has on a collar and a walking harness belt..

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  48. Nutjob

    November 23rd, 2012

    and then there was this loud thundering fart that registered 4.3 on the richtor scale, that shook the whitehouse, cracked window panes and loosened the mortor, with the 2 people in the pic looking right at the perpetrator.

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  49. mizdoolally

    November 23rd, 2012

    I just wonder if she has ever seen a picture of herself with that dadgum belt around her ribcage. If she had, she would quit wearing it. It is totally ridiculous!

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  50. Bad Brad

    November 23rd, 2012

    mizdoolally, Or, maybe it’s painful when she steps on her nipples. Just saying.

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  51. Moe tom

    November 23rd, 2012

    She’s certainly no Andrea Shea King. Dat be fo shoe.

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