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Presidential Cadillac: 20 Things you (probably) didn’t know !!

1 – Power comes from a 6.5-litre diesel engine that’s fitted with a supercharger to help haul this beast around. Yet despite this mammoth power plant, the top speed is only 60mph and it takes around 15 seconds to reach this.
2 – It is based on a GM truck chassis and weighs a staggering 6,350kg. To put that in context, the Rolls-Royce Phantom, one of the biggest cars on the road, weighs a paltry 2,550kg in comparison. This will be why the Obamamobile only averages 8mpg.
3 – A lot of the weight comes from the Armour protection. The body is made up of steel, aluminum, titanium and ceramic.
4 – The glass is five-inches thick and only the windscreen opens, to allow the driver to talk to secret service running alongside or to pay a toll. It is also hermetically sealed to secure it from chemical attack.
5 – Should the worst happen, The Beast has its own oxygen supply.
6 – The military-grade Armour means the doors are eight-inches thick and weigh as much as a Boeing 747′s.
7 – The doors are so thick that the President can’t hear any outside noise, so speakers are built in to play the ambient sound of the crowd.
8 – The underside is reinforced with a Kevlar mat to protect Caddy One from bomb attacks.
9 – The fuel tank is leak proof and filled with special foam that prevents it from exploding, even in a direct hit.
10 – There are two holes in the front bumper that can emit tear gas and fire smoke grenades.
11 – There is also an infrared video system for the driver to drive through smoke and night vision cameras for driving in darkness without lights.
12 – Cadillac One normally flies two flags, the American flag and the Presidential Standard, which are lit up at night with LEDs. When the President is on a state visit, the Presidential Standard is replaced by the flag of the country he is visiting.
13 – The Beast has a firefighting system located in the boot.
14 – Also in the boot is a bank of the president’s blood that is carried at all times and when he goes out an ambulance always follows close behind.
15 – The President gets a presidential limo built to this specification every four years and the old ones are handed down to vice presidents and visiting heads of state.

16 – This one can seat seven, with two seats up front, three rear-facing ones in the middle, and two at the very back, one for the president and the other for a guest.
17 – Inside, a 10-disc CD player is among the features, as well as sophisticated electronic communications with direct phones to the White House and internal Internet.
18 – Defense systems include a pump-action shotgun in a compartment beside the driver.
19 – The tires are reinforced with Kevlar and can run when flat. If the tires are missing, the steel rims have been designed to allow the car to keep on driving at speed.
20 – Unlike previous presidential cars, Caddy One has no specific model name.
but it is known everywhere as Narcissist One.
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Chalupa
November 22nd, 2012
A zillion dollar vehicle to protect a preznit that’s not worth a crap.
JimBob
November 22nd, 2012
Don’t forget the crack pipe.
J. Galt
November 22nd, 2012
We may call this car a Tro-jan-Horse.
conservative cowgirl
November 22nd, 2012
#14: In the Marxtard’s case, it is ice water.
old_oaks
November 22nd, 2012
It has a narcissistic Mexican emblem on the rear armrests. HNIC!
old_oaks
November 22nd, 2012
Pump Action… I like that! lol!
Ohio Dan
November 22nd, 2012
Screw that commie thug asshole for trying to destroy this country. I don’t watch anything or read anything to do with that POS unless I have too. Fuck those that voted for him and those that didn’t vote because they didn’t want to have to choose “the lesser of two evils”, which was bullshit. Did I mention fuck him?
old_oaks
November 22nd, 2012
#21 – Goes “thunk” on certain socialistic streets!
old_oaks
November 22nd, 2012
#22 Reggie Love only made 2 stains on the kobe beef interior.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
November 22nd, 2012
#23 – The self distruct button. iPad app soon out.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
November 22nd, 2012
#24 – Fly strip
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
November 22nd, 2012
# 25 – Greek Columns
Anonymous
November 22nd, 2012
When O’ahole bragged about his big black cadollac, Mooosh said “you ain’t got no big black cadollac, you got a little half black VW wiff two flat tires”.
CrustyB
November 22nd, 2012
Uh huh.
Obama ‘Beast’ Cadillac limo stuck on ramp in Ireland
http://youtu.be/3BvABn7L_So
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hanoverfist
November 22nd, 2012
#26
Spinners
hanoverfist
November 22nd, 2012
#27
Wookie Hook.
does it have
November 22nd, 2012
A toilet?
Mr.Gates
November 22nd, 2012
#28 Diesel engine runs on fryer grease.
#29 Composting toilet between 2 rear-most seats.
#30 State of the art carbon sequestration system. Only cost $87,000,000. and removes 2 pounds of CO2 from the exhaust every 7 years.
#31 The only Solyndra panel ever produced keeps the battery charged on sunny days. Only cost $500,000,000,000.
#32 Privacy screen doubles as teleprompter for use in casual conversations.
#33 Full compliment of marital aids stored under every seat.
#34 Plenty of space for VP to look for loose change between seat cushions.
#35 Mirrors on every possible surface.
conservative cowgirl
November 22nd, 2012
@CrustyB, funny that it happened in the town of “Ballsbridge”, according to the info!
CrustyB
November 22nd, 2012
@hanoverfist WOOKIEE!!! TWO Es!
Mr.Gates
November 22nd, 2012
#36 F makes it go backwards.
#37 Tends to veer left off of cliffs.
Debbie
November 22nd, 2012
A privacy window between the driver’s seat and the backseat for when Reggie or Larry hitch a ride.
Rosemarazzle
November 22nd, 2012
I hate this leftist prick
Bob M.
November 22nd, 2012
“2 – It is based on a GM truck chassis and weighs a staggering 6,350kg.”
Meh… it’s STILL lighter than MOOCH…
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
November 22nd, 2012
All that specialized gear, and absolutely nothing to protect America from the occupant.
eternal cracker p
November 22nd, 2012
10-Disc CD changers rank right up there with sophisticated technology.
F.D.R. in Hell
November 23rd, 2012
Al Capone’s armored 1928 Cadillac was good enough for me.
That boy’s ride should be called: Neurosis One.
Nash Montana
November 23rd, 2012
All of this….. is very unfortunate.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 23rd, 2012
Gay porn booth
Wiener cooker
Major Mal function
November 23rd, 2012
Coke tray and gold razor blade.
Spray can of Cock Breath Away.
Ricky
November 23rd, 2012
Since Obummer is big on green technology…next years model will hopefully be an overburdened Toyota Prius that catches on fire with him in it!
(yes, I hate him that much!)
Ten Megaton
November 23rd, 2012
Bet that sucker tears the hell out of a golf course.
Ten Megaton
November 23rd, 2012
If everybody loves this bozo so much why does he need it?
Pickled Liver
November 23rd, 2012
Sometimes has an empty suit riding in back !
Tedjusant
November 23rd, 2012
Its a good job the top speed is only 60 , other wise how would those idiots keep up with it ,
I say Idiots because of all that security/armour/radar/night vision ,What the f-ck would you want to run along side for ? .
In the 1st and 2nd world wars soldiers ran behind the tanks for protection , .
kvn
November 23rd, 2012
What would an assasin use to destroy it?
dan in danville
November 23rd, 2012
Commie-ejector seat???
Kneegrowcraper
November 23rd, 2012
Po ol Reggie have to relly scrunch to hump the dude, Do the kar have crap smell eliminator fo dey use ?? ,an hoo wash de pecker traks off de seats ??
Six White Cadillacs
November 23rd, 2012
Plays circus music when they hit the horn.
locknload
November 29th, 2012
They forgot to mention the choom humidor in the back so bong boy can light up between campaign speeches