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Lindsay Lohan is waiting to win an Oscar before she adopts a son

Home - by - November 21, 2012 - 23:45 America/New_York - 19 Comments

Daily Caller

Lindsay Lohan must have filled her water bottle with an extra shot of vodka Red Bull during her interview with Us Weekly, because it is seriously delusional.

The actress, who is making her “comeback” with this week’s premiere of the Lifetime made-for-TV movie, “Liz & Dick,” (which The Hollywood Reporter called “an awful mess and an instant classic of unintentional hilarity”) talked to the magazine about her career, her troubles with the law and her future adopted son.

Let’s reality-check some of Lohan’s statements, shall we?

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» 19 Comments

  1. MN Patriot

    November 21st, 2012

    Gonna be a long wait.

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  2. Menderman

    November 21st, 2012

    An Oscar? She is confused. She is more likely to get an Elmo…er…um… an Elmo puppeteeer that is.

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  3. Bad Brad

    November 21st, 2012

    Shit, he’ll be like 43.

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  4. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 21st, 2012

    Doesn’t one come with the Oscar?
    Angelina Jolie always picked one up each year after an award show. She was collecting the whole set.

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  5. grayscape

    November 21st, 2012

    Poor girl looks like my daughter. Can;t say nothing bad about this pathetic creature. hope she get’s it together eventrually/.

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  6. Bad Brad

    November 22nd, 2012

    grayscape, I’d bet big money this girl is nothing remotely like yours.

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  7. Dagny

    November 22nd, 2012

    what did she do that was that bad?

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  8. MN Patriot

    November 22nd, 2012

    @Dagny, Every movie she’s ever been in.

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  9. Menderman

    November 22nd, 2012

    and shoplifting..

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  10. Menderman

    November 22nd, 2012

    and drunk driving

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  11. MN Patriot

    November 22nd, 2012

    @Menderman, Did’nt she crash a 400,000 dollar Bently or some such car?

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  12. Bad Brad

    November 22nd, 2012

    I’m not sure the specifics matter, if you look up self destructive in the Funk and Wagnalls, her picture is right there. To bad actually. But I got my own shit to worry about.

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  13. Dagny

    November 22nd, 2012

    She does not look too bad for a self-destructive gal.

    Hopefully she’ll marry a good conservative man!

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  14. Menderman

    November 22nd, 2012

    I have no Idea what kinda cars she has totalled, but the cost to her self is way more.

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  15. norman einstein

    November 22nd, 2012

    This one has gone from child star to train wreck at warp speed.
    She’s only 26 and looks 40.
    The reviews of her TV movie of the Liz Taylor bio say it’s so bad it’s a ‘must see’, just for the unintentional laughs.

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  16. Major Mal function

    November 22nd, 2012

    Bah. Just name the little African Hollywood status symbol Oscar. Middle name Tony.

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  17. RANDO

    November 22nd, 2012

    Seen the movie Machete? I wouldn’t call it a great movie, but there is plenty of mayhem. All hell pretty much breaks loose at the end there. Incidentally, Lindsay Lohan is in it, but there’s so much other nonsense going on, you’ll hardly notice her, even though she is naked.

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  18. Roadmaster

    November 22nd, 2012

    What a pathetic creature! Kids should look at her and see what drink/drugs do to your brain, but sadly she’s an “idol.”

    Anyone want to get in the “dead” pool? 25 cents a square, you pick the time and circumstances, i. e. month/year, car crash, overdose, suicide…

    I pray she doesn’t take out any innocent people when she self-destructs.

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  19. Carlos The Jackal

    November 22nd, 2012

    There’s a distinction it never occurred to me to make: What’s better, being an orphan, or adoption by LL?

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