Home - by BigFurHat - November 21, 2012 - 23:00 America/New_York - 27 Comments
I was driving on the highway yesterday and spotted a car with an Obama/Biden sticker on it.
As I passed I spontaneously gave them the finger.
You know what? It felt good.
I’m doing it from now on.
November 21st, 2012
I always pull along side, catch their eye and then just shake my head like I caught them masturbating at a donkey show.
Some other driving-related fun:
Caught on video? hmmmmmmmmmmm Mr. Pinko
If it feels good, do it!
Call one a fucking moron to their face, that feels better. Done it twice while going thru a picket line in front of a grocery store. Just ask them who they voted for they’ll tell you. Still couldn’t incite any violence as hard as I tried.
@Johnny Freedom, LOLOLOL! I am so glad someone caught that on video. It was beautifully planned and executed!
Feel free to cut and paste either of these in any correspondence with a libtard:
Kudos on the hand signals Big Fur.
The hand signals are just temporary until I mount the quad-.50.
Jethro, you are the master of the keyboards.
I’ve been practicing this technique with obummer stickered cars for the last four years now. It still feels good, even now.
Yep, tool of the trade!
Cathartic indeed! But using a pic of John Edwards metro-sexual hand just ain’t the same as when I flip a weathered, scared, calloused, tanned, leathered and wrinkled hand with gritty fingernails out the window of my 17 year old F-250 at the prick in the Prius, but you gotta live with the hand life dealt ya’.
Flip on Fur!
I still like to get in front of them and squirt them with my neon green windshield wiper fluid. Especially if they are driving freshly laundered cars.
Doc has a nice bird to flip.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
Let your freak flag fly
It’s especially satisfying after they flip you off first….then act shocked…shocked I tell you, when you flip them off right back.
Fukin retards still don’t get it that we have all the guns they hate and want banned. the war can’t come soon enough…
So do people with Obama stickers on their cars get to park in the handicapped spaces? I mean, mentally handicapped should count, right?
November 22nd, 2012
With as much as Prezident Asshole’s policies are going to harm my state’s energy-based economy, people who insist on continuing to rub Obama stickers in the faces of their fellow (mostly conservative) motorists will probably be lucky to get off with just a rude gesture.
Hyperbole? Perhaps. But, I can see how it might get pretty ugly here the more the “GreeNazis” and their federal co-conspirators push to transform us into a statewide national park.
Save the finger, I go for the thumb down gesture for the Obamatards.
Driving past a line of cars at starbucks drive through going the opposite direction. I make an ‘L’ with my forefinger and thumb and hold it up for everyone!
The best gesture while driving and some goof is just losing it throwing you the bird… I point down into my lap.
My Bumper Sticker ” Obamabots, My Middle Finger Salutes You”
Be advised, The Bird is “protected speech.” The Soopreme Kort says so.
Ha! I did that the other day. The wife and I have noticed some neighbors with Obama stickers on their cars. We refer to their yards as the “drop zones.” We are fastidious about cleaning up after our big black lab–except in the drop zones–bombs away.
It does feel good but even better when you side swipe them into a guard rail!
BIG DEAL !!!!……………….I have been doing that for the last *5* years !!!!! Keep up the great work..
Mrs. Roadmaster won’t let me “salute” these idiots. Instead I have to pray for their salvation. I know she’s right, but I still fight the urge to wish for them to drive into a concrete wall at 90, just like they are doing to this country.
Sadly, most of the aholes went underground. I saw very few Obama stickers before the election this time. I guess they learned their lesson the last time. Just look for the scraped off place on the bumper and verify their progressive mindset with another stupid sticker like “coexist”, or a darwin fish before you flip.
Double thumbs up on a value added post!
It drives my wife nucking futs, but I always, ALWAYS make a point of making eye contact with the asshats as I overtake them and give them the International Hand Gesticulation for Whacking Off (IHGWO) while mouthing “Fuck You, You Fucking Jagoff” (FYYFJ)
Yes, my patented IHGWO/FYYJ greeting.
Try it…you’ll like it!
Carlos The Jackal
Swerving and watching them fly off the overpass is much, much more cathartic…
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