Home - by Cardigan - November 20, 2012 - 12:30 America/New_York - 137 Comments
The Looking Spoon
I’m going to get some mileage out of this “not impressed” meme…
November 20th, 2012
His first term
The mightiest military on the face of the earth.
Christians and Jews.
Whatever he is swishing around in his mouth…
That a good left hook picture. Too bad he’s still standing.
…kids with actual loving parents
Families of slain service members
…”terrorism” (to him it means freedom fighting)
Ang Sung Sushi?
Ang Sung Sue She?
Ang Sung Suki?
Whatever her name is, Obama didn’t care enough to learn how to pronouce it right.
Rule of Law and Due Process
Anyone he can’t when he stands in front of mirror by himself (he’s only impressed with his own image).
life without drugs.
Correction: Anyone he can’t see when he stands in front of a mirror by himself (he’s only impressed with himself).
(he prefers the taste of dogs)
A balanced budget.
Small business success.
Freedom of speech.
Anything other than himself
Footprints on the moon left by highly educated and morally stable white Christians.
Anyone who works for a living…
Pants without pockets
People in pantsuits
Or any conservative news service for that matter.
Non-preapproved questions from non-prepicked journalists.
An honest and fair election. One where votes are only counted once for each legal voter.
Toilets that face Mecca.
People who design and build things.
Carlos The Jackal
Anything not concerning “I”…
Speeches on paper
The United States of America !!!!
The duties, requirements, and responsibilities of Commander in Chief.
Any of the 57 States ?
The old Santa Claus, as opposed to the new, improved Santa for dummies only, little ol’ me.
White beards are out. Nappy heads are in
George W. Bush
The Vietnam War Memorial
Checks and Balances
Calls for help from American embassies
Victoria’s Secret models
Suffering of Americans on 9/11
Diplomatic protocols against heads of state bowing like butlers
People who refuse government handouts.
I may just be a white chick from flyover country, but I know how to pronounce Aung San Suu Kyi’s name: because I heard it pronounced correctly once, and I paid attention.
Such trifles are clearly beneath His Majesty’s notice.
Ability of most Americans to think for themselves
The Cy Young Award
For the sake of your sanity do NOT click on the link and read the love-you-Mr-President comments.
You have been warned!
Hand held mirrors
Gibson Guitar Company
Bogarting the choom..
Unca-joe calling him a homeboy…
Numbers with less than 9 zeros.
Clint Eastwood and his movies
Easter sunrise services
Golfing partners who insist on following USGA rules.
The internal combustion engine. (prefers the electric external combustible engine)
Cops acting stupidly…
Joe….the dumber (Biden)
Seal Team Six
(I kid, I kid )
Rare doggies….now medium well…..
AAA credit ratings
The sanctity of the womb.
Pakistani doctor serving 33 years for help us find Biden Laden
Two Dead Boarder Agents
conscientious, hard workers
anybody who doesn’t have to rely on affirmative action
BFH’s photoshops of Nancy Pelosi
Arkansas. 0bama hasn’t visited the hillbilly state since 2006.
Pelee who say Maroney does the “not impressed” look better than him…because he can do everybody’s job better than they can.
“OK, you little bitch…let’s see you do my Mussolini frown.”
Satirical websites that constantly mock him for being a gay muslim socialist baby killing race baiting retard.
National Security meetings.
The American Flag.
People who stand up straight and have a firm handshake.
Dismas In Wonderland
יהוה (Father, Son, and Holy Ghost).
The ability of Frank Marshall Davis to hold his liquor while driving.
Same thing for cousin Bongo or whatever that drunkard’s name is.
Large moose butt.
Campaign stops in towns that don’t have any gay bars.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
Dang – too late again.
All the good stuff is taken, some more than once.
The water dog
The wife’s next vacation
Setting a Turkey free
Snowball the Sourpuss
November 21st, 2012
Vegetables. And advice.
Some call me.....Tim?
November 22nd, 2012
Be honest now. If you had a wife like her wouldn’t you have this look on your face too?
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