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Things That Don’t Impress Obama

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The Looking Spoon

I’m going to get some mileage out of this “not impressed” meme…

 

 

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  1. chief

    November 20th, 2012

    His first term

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  2. chief

    November 20th, 2012

    his “marriage”

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  3. chief

    November 20th, 2012

    America

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  4. chiefillinicake

    November 20th, 2012

    Heterosexuality

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     

  5. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Boehner

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  6. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Trillion

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  7. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Voters

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  8. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    The mightiest military on the face of the earth.

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  9. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Christians and Jews.

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  10. Anonymous

    November 20th, 2012

    The unborn

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  11. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Honesty.

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  12. Jethro

    November 20th, 2012

    Whatever he is swishing around in his mouth…

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  13. beachmom

    November 20th, 2012

    U.S. Constitution

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  14. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    That a good left hook picture. Too bad he’s still standing.

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  15. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …borders

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  16. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …nukes

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  17. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …women

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  18. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …George Washington

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  19. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …kids with actual loving parents

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  20. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …the Bible

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  21. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    muhammad cartoons.

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  22. grayscape

    November 20th, 2012

    God

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  23. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Families of slain service members

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  24. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    ….guns

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  25. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Employers

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  26. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …”terrorism” (to him it means freedom fighting)

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  27. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …jobs

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  28. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …Israel

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  29. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …democracy

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  30. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …allies

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  31. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Ang Sung Sushi?

    Ang Sung Sue She?

    Ang Sung Suki?

    Whatever her name is, Obama didn’t care enough to learn how to pronouce it right.

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  32. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …liberty, freedom

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  33. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Corpsemen

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  34. bayrat3678

    November 20th, 2012

    Rule of Law and Due Process

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  35. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Anyone he can’t when he stands in front of mirror by himself (he’s only impressed with his own image).

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  36. Ya sure

    November 20th, 2012

    life without drugs.

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  37. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Correction: Anyone he can’t see when he stands in front of a mirror by himself (he’s only impressed with himself).

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  38. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Subpoenas

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  39. NCO77

    November 20th, 2012

    voters

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  40. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …cats

    (he prefers the taste of dogs)

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  41. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    …Congress

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  42. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    A balanced budget.

    Small business success.

    Freedom of speech.

    Armed citizens.

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  43. Cynic

    November 20th, 2012

    Anything other than himself

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  44. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Footprints on the moon left by highly educated and morally stable white Christians.

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  45. Death_By_Farts

    November 20th, 2012

    Anyone who works for a living…

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  46. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    Pants without pockets

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  47. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    People in pantsuits

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  48. Unneutral

    November 20th, 2012

    The truth

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  49. beachmom

    November 20th, 2012

    Fox News

    Or any conservative news service for that matter.

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  50. beachmom

    November 20th, 2012

    Non-preapproved questions from non-prepicked journalists.

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  51. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    An honest and fair election. One where votes are only counted once for each legal voter.

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  52. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Toilets that face Mecca.

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  53. Anne

    November 20th, 2012

    People who design and build things.

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  54. Carlos The Jackal

    November 20th, 2012

    Anything not concerning “I”…

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  55. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    Speeches on paper

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  56. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    Ditchweed

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  57. Pickled Liver

    November 20th, 2012

    Integrity !

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  58. Pickled Liver

    November 20th, 2012

    The United States of America !!!!

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  59. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    The duties, requirements, and responsibilities of Commander in Chief.

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  60. Pickled Liver

    November 20th, 2012

    Any of the 57 States ?

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  61. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Road bumps.

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  62. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Billy Graham

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  63. Anne

    November 20th, 2012

    The old Santa Claus, as opposed to the new, improved Santa for dummies only, little ol’ me.
    White beards are out. Nappy heads are in

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  64. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Mount Rushmore

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  65. Anne

    November 20th, 2012

    George W. Bush

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  66. Anne

    November 20th, 2012

    Dick Cheney

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  67. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    Poorly-produced videos

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  68. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    The Vietnam War Memorial

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  69. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Winston Churchill

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  70. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    John Wayne

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  71. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    General Patton

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  72. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    Checks and Balances

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  73. Callmelennie

    November 20th, 2012

    Calls for help from American embassies

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  74. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    balanced checkbooks

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  75. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Victoria’s Secret models

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  76. Callmelennie

    November 20th, 2012

    Suffering of Americans on 9/11

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  77. Callmelennie

    November 20th, 2012

    Diplomatic protocols against heads of state bowing like butlers

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  78. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    People who refuse government handouts.

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  79. Noelegy

    November 20th, 2012

    I may just be a white chick from flyover country, but I know how to pronounce Aung San Suu Kyi’s name: because I heard it pronounced correctly once, and I paid attention.

    Such trifles are clearly beneath His Majesty’s notice.

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  80. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    NASCAR

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  81. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Math.

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  82. Callmelennie

    November 20th, 2012

    Ability of most Americans to think for themselves

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  83. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    The Cy Young Award

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  84. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Country Music

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  85. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Distress calls

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  86. Troy

    November 20th, 2012

    For the sake of your sanity do NOT click on the link and read the love-you-Mr-President comments.
    You have been warned!

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  87. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Hand held mirrors

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  88. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Gibson Guitar Company

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  89. Troy

    November 20th, 2012

    Bogarting the choom..

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  90. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Linda Lovelace

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  91. Troy

    November 20th, 2012

    Unca-joe calling him a homeboy…

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  92. Xavier

    November 20th, 2012

    Numbers with less than 9 zeros.

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  93. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Clint Eastwood and his movies

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  94. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Christmas caroles

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  95. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Easter sunrise services

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  96. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Chuck Norris
    Charlie Daniels
    Ted Nugent

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  97. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    John Elway

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  98. Xavier

    November 20th, 2012

    Golfing partners who insist on following USGA rules.

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  99. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    The internal combustion engine. (prefers the electric external combustible engine)

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  100. Troy

    November 20th, 2012

    Cops acting stupidly…

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  101. Troy

    November 20th, 2012

    Joe….the plumber

    or

    Joe….the dumber (Biden)

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  102. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Seal Team Six

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  103. Troy

    November 20th, 2012

    Buigfurhat’s painting..
    (I kid, I kid )

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  104. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    Rare doggies….now medium well…..

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  105. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    AAA credit ratings

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  106. Chalupa

    November 20th, 2012

    The sanctity of the womb.

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  107. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Pakistani doctor serving 33 years for help us find Biden Laden

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  108. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Two Dead Boarder Agents

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  109. Anne

    November 20th, 2012

    white people

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  110. Anne

    November 20th, 2012

    conscientious, hard workers

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  111. Anne

    November 20th, 2012

    colonialists

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  112. Anne

    November 20th, 2012

    anybody who doesn’t have to rely on affirmative action

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  113. Callmelennie

    November 20th, 2012

    BFH’s photoshops of Nancy Pelosi

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  114. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Arkansas. 0bama hasn’t visited the hillbilly state since 2006.

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  115. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    Pelee who say Maroney does the “not impressed” look better than him…because he can do everybody’s job better than they can.

    “OK, you little bitch…let’s see you do my Mussolini frown.”

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  116. Dr. Tar

    November 20th, 2012

    Satirical websites that constantly mock him for being a gay muslim socialist baby killing race baiting retard.

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  117. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    National Security meetings.

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  118. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    Private insurance

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  119. Mountain Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    The American Flag.

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  120. thirdtwin

    November 20th, 2012

    People who stand up straight and have a firm handshake.

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  121. Dismas In Wonderland

    November 20th, 2012

    יהוה‎ (Father, Son, and Holy Ghost).

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  122. Jethro

    November 20th, 2012

    YOU

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  123. FabianNightmare

    November 20th, 2012

    Birth Certificates

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  124. Freeshiticus

    November 20th, 2012

    The ability of Frank Marshall Davis to hold his liquor while driving.

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  125. Freeshiticus

    November 20th, 2012

    Same thing for cousin Bongo or whatever that drunkard’s name is.

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  126. Freeshiticus

    November 20th, 2012

    Large moose butt.

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  127. Freeshiticus

    November 20th, 2012

    Campaign stops in towns that don’t have any gay bars.

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  128. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 20th, 2012

    Dang – too late again.

    All the good stuff is taken, some more than once.

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  129. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 20th, 2012

    The water dog

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  130. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 20th, 2012

    nativity scenes

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  131. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 20th, 2012

    The wife’s next vacation

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  132. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 20th, 2012

    Setting a Turkey free

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  133. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 20th, 2012

    Rush

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  134. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 20th, 2012

    Beck

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  135. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 20th, 2012

    Joe Biden

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  136. Snowball the Sourpuss

    November 21st, 2012

    Vegetables. And advice.

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  137. Some call me.....Tim?

    November 22nd, 2012

    Mooch!

    Be honest now. If you had a wife like her wouldn’t you have this look on your face too?

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