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Obama Restrains Israel While Paradise Stocks Virgins

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Tel Aviv (BHN) – In response to Arab sensibilities, The Obama administration is pressuring Israel to hold off from fully retaliating against Hamas, in order to give Paradise time to “adequately stock up” on virgins.

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is said to be angry at Obama’s interference, telling one military commander, “If Paradise doesn’t have enough virgins, that’s not our problem. Hamas should have thought of that before firing missiles at us.”

A new Jerusalem Post poll shows that the majority of Israelis believe Obama is a Muslim and pulling for Hamas.






  1. Unruly Refugee

    November 20th, 2012

    0bama has stated that he is a muslim. Just because he hasn’t strapped on a suicide vest yet (may have had one fitted though) doesn’t mean that he’s not a practicing jihadi.
    That finger nail – chalk board howl to prayer sounds good to that slackmonkey bastard. Proof enough.
    He is the hero of jihadists worldwide.

    The word “virgin” in islam refers only to a newborn. They don’t stay that way very long in the presence of devout muslims.

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  2. ronterf

    November 20th, 2012

    He is no follower of Christ! and does everything he can to promote the spread of muslims.
    So what should we think?

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    November 20th, 2012

    Once again Obowme proves he is no friend or Ally of Israel. :mad: And once again absolutely no one on the left or right will call him on it. Our government is sickening and disgusting.

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  4. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 20th, 2012

    Difficult to enjoy virgins when your suffering in agony for an eternity. I wonder if Islam got it wrong on this too.

    My filthy pig latin is a little rusty, but, I think the “krayon” says you get 72 mother-in-laws in hell, not virgins in paradise…..

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  5. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 20th, 2012


    :evil: Was there ever any doubt? :evil:


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