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Sex therapists call for legalisation of ‘virtual’ child porn to ‘relieve paedophiles’ urges’
Two sex therapists have sparked outrage in the Netherlands by calling for ‘virtual’ child porn to be legalised to relieve the urges of paedophiles.
Amsterdam hospital sexologists Rik van Lunsen and Erik van Beek claim allowing perverts to view drawings or computer-generated images of children would ‘regulate their desires’.
The Netherlands outlawed all sexual representation of children in 2002 as technology made imaginary images too realistic.
But Mr Van Beek told the Dutch media:’I think that repressing you fantasies can lead to frustration and ultimately, for some types of paedophile, to a greater likelihood of doing something wrong.
Mr. Happy
November 19th, 2012
Virtual child porn?
What about ACTUAL euthanasia?
Stranded in Sonoma
November 19th, 2012
This is the same logic that says if you give “homeless” people money, you’ll get less of them. The “homeless problem” exploded in SF when they did that. And the libtards couldn’t figure out why.
Here’s another scenario, you dumbasses. Someone who has pedophiliac tendencies views the child porn but instead of relieving the urge, it makes the urge stronger and pretty soon that scum is hanging out a schools.
Hey, Messers van Lunsen and van Beek, I have an idea. How about we “treat” the perverts your way and then after 6 months leave them alone with YOUR kids? Nothing should happen if your logic is correct.
TN Tuxedo
November 19th, 2012
If only we could have given our own libtards “virtual” ballots…
OBlowMe Samich
November 19th, 2012
great idea!
That is, as long as it coincicides with these sickos also being completely relieved of their “privates” – with a chainsaw!!
Redgrandma
November 19th, 2012
Might I suggest that they try cutting off the urge at the source
…and they can use a rusty knife
thirdtwin
November 19th, 2012
Coincidentally, the Netherlands is infested with Muslims. Hunh.
Plain Jane
November 19th, 2012
What about giving the pervs and the sexologists electric shock therapy every 5 seconds while allowing them to view the porn.
Brian in BC
November 19th, 2012
Someone remind me again about how all of the things we were worried would be a result of the “slippery slope” were just “over-reactions” and “absurd to even consider”…now that they keep popping-up.
Yes, McCarthy was proven right, and unfortunately, people with morals are also being proven correct.
Sick.
old_oaks
November 19th, 2012
Isn’t it called ‘anime?’
Nutjob
November 19th, 2012
Like handing out knifes to murderors…..brilliant.
CrustyB
November 19th, 2012
I can cure pedophiles’ urges. Let me load up my Mossberg Persuader.
Moe tom
November 19th, 2012
Meet Moe Tom: Plagiarist.
“Two Golf therapists in Ireland have sparked outrage in the Golf world that ‘virtual’ breaking par be legalized, to relieve to urges to cheat.” Saint Catherine’s Hospital Golfologists Tom Morris and Rhana Singh, claim that allowing cheaters to view computer generated images of cheaters(Ted Knight in Caddyshack) would “regulate their desires.”
Dr. Thomas told Golf Digest: I think that repressing your fantasies(in Golf) can lead to frustration and ultimately,for some types of golfers, to a greater likelyhood of going something wrong.
Dr. Singh gives an example: A golfer has carded a 74 after 17 holes. A bogie on 18 would break 80. His dream of a lifetime.
His shot off the 18th tee goes out of bounds. His second off the tee goes out of bounds. He lies 5 on the fairway,duffs the 6th, 7th on, and three putts for a ten. And a total of 84. Now Dr Gingh contends that if the last hole score was devided by two, he would have a five and a score of 79. And would prevent him from “doing something wrong.”
He would not have to go to the 19th Hole and try to describe the catastrophy. Nobody, I mean nobody, really gives a shit. So he goes home sloshed and drop kicks the cat right out through the screen door. Has a big fight with the wife because he was late. She didn’t give a shit about the fucking 18th hole either.
We really need to pay attention to Morris and Singh for the sanity of our golfing people. Certain rules are simply too harsh.” Moe tom.
Other famous Plagiarists:
Junal Lehner The New Yorker
Freed Zakaria CNN
Jayson Blair The New York Times
Maureen Dowd The New York Times
Joseph Biden VPOTUS.
Menderman
November 19th, 2012
Yeah, and the government can fix the fiscal cliff with virtual money, and we can feed the hungry virtual food, and we can stop Hamas by letting them kill virtual jews, and we can hand out virtual jobs…and we could elect a virtual President….
Menderman
November 19th, 2012
Oh…and how about a virtual media?
Oh…we already have that? nevermind….
MaryfromMarin
November 19th, 2012
@Menderman–
We already have the virtual President, too. Because he’s certainly not a real one.
Jorel Lives!
November 19th, 2012
Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung, may you both rot in Hell forever. You bastards started this shit.
Tony R
November 20th, 2012
Using their logic. We should be able to regulate a fire by throwing a little gasoline on it!
Bad Brad
November 20th, 2012
“sacrifice of the one for the good of the many”
This dude needs to be sacrificed on an alter in Southern Mexico on a stone alter with a rusty dull knife
Jerry Manderin
November 20th, 2012
I hate these people. Death upon them.
cfm990
November 20th, 2012
More, settled science?
muddjuice (Absolutist)
November 20th, 2012
Wow. I get tired of saying “Itold you so”.
How many times have I said that homosexuality being “legal” and gay marriage being “enforced” were just the beginning.
Next comes bestiality and pedophilia. Look what happens when God is removed from the culture…..
Charles Martel The Hammer
November 20th, 2012
How about this approach:
This lifestyle is of the devil and you will be condemed to hell if you do not change your ways. If you rape any child, you will be put to death. Repent and be saved (and change your ways). Pray that Jesus will have mercy on your soul.
I know this is to controversial and old fasion. We must babble talk now.
Desmond Hall
November 23rd, 2012
There is no room for this kind of thing in any society – perpetrators of this henious crime should be permanently removed from society- there is no other cure