Home - by Cardigan - November 19, 2012 - 21:15 America/New_York - 90 Comments
“Ew Gross! Girls!”
November 19th, 2012
“I was hoping to bump dickheads with Hil.”
Stirrin the B.S.
Ugghh, those two just aren’t my thing.
Geoff C. The Saltine
If only Hillary really cared about women it would be a great picture.
She sold her soul to the he devil coming in for a photo opp.
We are looking at a woman who gave up her freedom for a cause, and a woman who is taking away our freedom for a cause.
My caption. “Submit or else”.
Everyone in this picture hates everyone else.
I dig the tacky PUSA seal on the door.
Yoko consoles Hillary at Huma Abedin’s funeral service. Abedin’s decomposed remains were found on a Staten Island beach last week. Her husband Anthony Weiner had grown concerned after she failed to show up to testify before Congress about her part in the Benghazi Fugazi.
Yeah, I know…Kinda long for a caption.
“We got to do something about these Asians coming in and opening up businesses and dirty shops. They ought to go.”
Me love you long time.
F.D.R. in Hell
Eleanor told me, “Once you go slant; resist, you can’t.”
Hillary you need to lay off of Sushi, you getting so big I barely put my arms around you, now lay off sushi, she a small girl and can’t support your weight.
Eleanor in Hell
You’re confusing me with Al Sharpton.
Barack, “Ok enough of the clam fest girls, reggies waiting for me”.
SS guy holding limo door:
I hate my job
Seriously, I love my Country, but our government totally fucking sucks sweaty donkey testicals…
Hillary, don’t worry if ever you feel scared in your house and feel threatened this administration will protect you.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
You know, a few years ago this guy would have been helping us into the car.
Told you Hillary not to eff this one. Ah I mean eff this one up.
“I ruv yoo rong time.”
Barack “Wrap it up Kyi, we need to get going, Hillary will be alright staying here”.
“your face or mine”
The crossing of swords – gangnam style.
Hillary ” I love the feeling of asian boobies pressed against mine
“I love and am going to miss you Kyi, can you feel my erection?”
Kyi, “so this is what you meant about by the recent erections”?
Fuck that. what happened in Benghazi?
Hillary “You know when he says he cared about you and your country he was bullshitting right”?
Get to fuck back on the job both of you assholes.
Hillary “My, that bra loooks so binding he let me unhook it for you”.
Hillary, “back in the day, the girls in the sorority shower use to call me Bangkok Betty”.
Hillary: “I left my phone number in your nightstand”.
Okay Ladies.. up for a ménage à trois on the way to the airport?
“Let me be queer. Hillary works for me”
Barack: “Okay, Hillary lets get moving I told the warden I only needed Kyi for 1 hour for the photo op and then back to the pokey”.
Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet
See let me show you how a real man kisses a woman not like little barry
Hillary: “Will you support me in my next erection”?
Hillary (whispering): “psst, his wife has a bigger penis than he does, trust me on that.”
Hillary: “In america we call this Slapping Clam Kung Fu”.
Hillary: “I’m taking her with me Barack, you can have Bill”.
barack: “Hillary lets get going, when I said we were looking forward to our Asian partnership, I didn’t mean we were looking for you an Asian partner”.
They are a day ahead of us. That would make it Taco Tuesday.
Don’t worry Barack will protect you from Godzilla.
…looks like Hil’ has attended ‘Bubba’ parties before…
Kyi: “Will someone please pry her off of me before she starts with the tongue again”.
“I’m going to miss you Hanoi Hillary”.
“I’ll tell Bill you said hi, now kiss me”
…the obvious notice…the Secret Service man
looks away, but Barry ‘ain’t missin this stuff’ for the world !
Looking forward to Benghazigate.Get back to America you fuckers and be prepared to testify under oath.
” Hillary…there’s a whole box of Tic Tacs in my pocket…take as many as you like…PLEASE!!!!”
Fuk Mi, Fuk u!
West kisses East. La Chow, swing American! (hey, you oldsters, remember that?)
2 zeroes and a hero. Those vermin aren’t worthy of polishing the shoes of Aung San Suu Kyi.
Kyi: “Dam her breath smells like tuna”.
Two elderly females in over their heads hug next to The Big O, who dreams of an Asia that could have been and should have been Red. Meanwhile, the limo has whitewalls. Weird.
“Oh Hirrery, your breath smeo rike fish! You eat Sashimi?” “No…Huma!”
Barack: Hurry up girls the rickshaw is waiting, I love it when reggie brings rick shaw to our man parties.
When we send Petraeus into exile, he’ll be here to protect you from the unruly mobs fired up over anti-burma youtube videos.
November 20th, 2012
Hirrary, your breath smells like Huma Abedin’s pussy…..
Barack: “Hold her tight Hillary, while I get ready to kick her in the ass”.
Phillipino Hooker demonstrates to Sec Clintoon an erotic Asian maneuver gauranteed to cause any man to instantly become your “SEX Slave” and beg you to unleash his manhood… Barry almost crashes into “Beast” while begging hooker to teach him how to do it to a man!!!
Hillary: Thats not sushi on my breath
Oh yes, this my biggest most crooked erection ever!
Piss on the old dikes, and the rope-sucker! Look at the trash and water bottles strewn all over the inside of our BFL!!! Or in this case a BBNC!!! couth
Hill to Kyi “come to my room I got sushi so fresh it wiggles”
Barry ” oooooooooh I am getting a stiffy, where is my “body man” when I need a little “relief”
Barack: “I love it when people of the same sex kiss”.
There once was a man named Barack
whose international policy did suck
he was hoping 2 chicks
would be a quick fix
but alas they gave not a f**k
Oh to stick a dick into the little slope ,so Hirry can suck on it
Not digging the slope shit.
Barry: Hurry up so I can pretend to care about this bi7ch too.
Somebody please wake me up and tell me it was a nightmare I had that he got re-elected!!! Please??
Fuck you Mooshell, I gots me some girl on girl action here
ROR – Raff out roud !
“Reggie and I used to embrace the same way. Sigh…”
Hillary to the other woman – “Obama tells me it’s sideways and not up and down like mine. I must admit, it really turns me on.”
What the hell is Assad doing holding the door?
After the secret service were through with the prostitutes, Hillary “The Beast” Clinton quickly volunteered to take over and “clean up the mess”, as she so affectionately calls it.
0bama is getting jealous, Hillary’s dick is the same diameter as his allah-hole. Look at his right foot, he’s just about ready to kick Kyi in the ass and tell her to lay off his man.
First, at the risk of sounding like a prud, these comments were disgusting.
Secondly, I really wish to know what this woman thinks of our executive branch and the gaggle of commies in the legislative branch. When she visited the US a few months ago and was surrounded by all these freedom sucking losers in Washington trying to elevated themselves by getting a photo op with her, it made me sick. I pray she’s fully aware of who these people are and what their agenda is.
What do I have to do to get your thumbs down to show up? For some reason I thought this was supposed to be a humorous caption post.
And I’m not finding “prud” in the dictionary, can you give us a hand?
Got time for a “sandwich” with me and Barry?
Oh Hirrarry, plotek me. Dae is a big skellie Lurch-like carracta stanning rye behine me. I so sked, I so velly sked!
Why is their a Pres. Seal on the inside of the limo door? More money wasted. Bet it’s 14k.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
@ Menderman – “SS guy holding limo door: I hate my job.”
So… who’s in a better position to do something about it, eh? Blame it on the gooks who hate us anyway.
disregard my last post, that was uncalled for. Too much anger building up over the abandonment of the people by our supposed leaders.
Have a coffee on me.
Thank you for your 2nd post. I have dropped the f bomb and have used the Lord’s name in vain far too much lately. I understand your rage because I am I struggling with my own.
Cheers. And be careful with the Lord’s name, for your own good.
Hill: “Hey Babycakes, want a moustache ride, my treat? No Bambo, not you too…find a real man if you can…..Bill’s free tonight”
The Tai That Binds…
Some call me.....Tim?
November 22nd, 2012
I can just see the SS guy holding he door open thinking, “You two really oughta get a room!”
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