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“Ew Gross! Girls!”

 

h/t  Huckleberry

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  1. Slaphappypap

    November 19th, 2012

    “I was hoping to bump dickheads with Hil.”

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 19th, 2012

    Ugghh, those two just aren’t my thing.

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  3. Geoff C. The Saltine

    November 19th, 2012

    If only Hillary really cared about women it would be a great picture.
    She sold her soul to the he devil coming in for a photo opp.
    We are looking at a woman who gave up her freedom for a cause, and a woman who is taking away our freedom for a cause.

    My caption. “Submit or else”.

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  4. RANDO

    November 19th, 2012

    Air kisses.
    Everyone in this picture hates everyone else.

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  5. old_oaks

    November 19th, 2012

    Ugh, Garlic!

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  6. Anonymous

    November 19th, 2012

    demonic psychopaths.

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  7. old_oaks

    November 19th, 2012

    I dig the tacky PUSA seal on the door.

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  8. thirdtwin

    November 19th, 2012

    Yoko consoles Hillary at Huma Abedin’s funeral service. Abedin’s decomposed remains were found on a Staten Island beach last week. Her husband Anthony Weiner had grown concerned after she failed to show up to testify before Congress about her part in the Benghazi Fugazi.

    Yeah, I know…Kinda long for a caption.

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  9. old_oaks

    November 19th, 2012

    “We got to do something about these Asians coming in and opening up businesses and dirty shops. They ought to go.”

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  10. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Me love you long time.

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  11. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 19th, 2012

    Eleanor told me, “Once you go slant; resist, you can’t.”

    :roll:

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  12. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary you need to lay off of Sushi, you getting so big I barely put my arms around you, now lay off sushi, she a small girl and can’t support your weight.

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  13. Eleanor in Hell

    November 19th, 2012

    You’re confusing me with Al Sharpton. :evil:

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  14. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Barack, “Ok enough of the clam fest girls, reggies waiting for me”.

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  15. Menderman

    November 19th, 2012

    SS guy holding limo door:

    I hate my job :(

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  16. Menderman

    November 19th, 2012

    Seriously, I love my Country, but our government totally fucking sucks sweaty donkey testicals…

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  17. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary, don’t worry if ever you feel scared in your house and feel threatened this administration will protect you.

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  18. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 19th, 2012

    You know, a few years ago this guy would have been helping us into the car.

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  19. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 19th, 2012

    Told you Hillary not to eff this one. Ah I mean eff this one up.

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  20. Clyde

    November 19th, 2012

    “I ruv yoo rong time.”

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  21. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Barack “Wrap it up Kyi, we need to get going, Hillary will be alright staying here”.

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  22. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 19th, 2012

    “your face or mine”

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  23. Ricky

    November 19th, 2012

    The crossing of swords – gangnam style.

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  24. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary ” I love the feeling of asian boobies pressed against mine

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  25. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    “I love and am going to miss you Kyi, can you feel my erection?”

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  26. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Kyi, “so this is what you meant about by the recent erections”?

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  27. Moe tom

    November 19th, 2012

    Fuck that. what happened in Benghazi?

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  28. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary “You know when he says he cared about you and your country he was bullshitting right”?

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  29. Moe tom

    November 19th, 2012

    Get to fuck back on the job both of you assholes.

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  30. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary “My, that bra loooks so binding he let me unhook it for you”.

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  31. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary, “back in the day, the girls in the sorority shower use to call me Bangkok Betty”.

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  32. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary: “I left my phone number in your nightstand”.

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  33. Diogenes

    November 19th, 2012

    Okay Ladies.. up for a ménage à trois on the way to the airport?

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  34. Alxandro

    November 19th, 2012

    “Let me be queer. Hillary works for me”

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  35. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Barack: “Okay, Hillary lets get moving I told the warden I only needed Kyi for 1 hour for the photo op and then back to the pokey”.

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  36. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    November 19th, 2012

    See let me show you how a real man kisses a woman not like little barry

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  37. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary: “Will you support me in my next erection”?

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  38. Alxandro

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary (whispering): “psst, his wife has a bigger penis than he does, trust me on that.”

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  39. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary: “In america we call this Slapping Clam Kung Fu”.

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  40. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Hillary: “I’m taking her with me Barack, you can have Bill”.

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  41. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    barack: “Hillary lets get going, when I said we were looking forward to our Asian partnership, I didn’t mean we were looking for you an Asian partner”.

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  42. Bad Brad

    November 19th, 2012

    They are a day ahead of us. That would make it Taco Tuesday.

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  43. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Don’t worry Barack will protect you from Godzilla.

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  44. Old Patriot

    November 19th, 2012

    …looks like Hil’ has attended ‘Bubba’ parties before…

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  45. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Kyi: “Will someone please pry her off of me before she starts with the tongue again”.

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  46. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    “I’m going to miss you Hanoi Hillary”.

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  47. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    “I’ll tell Bill you said hi, now kiss me”

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  48. Old Patriot

    November 19th, 2012

    …the obvious notice…the Secret Service man
    looks away, but Barry ‘ain’t missin this stuff’ for the world !

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  49. Moe tom

    November 19th, 2012

    Looking forward to Benghazigate.Get back to America you fuckers and be prepared to testify under oath.

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  50. Horrorman18

    November 19th, 2012

    ” Hillary…there’s a whole box of Tic Tacs in my pocket…take as many as you like…PLEASE!!!!”

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  51. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 19th, 2012

    Fuk Mi, Fuk u!

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  52. Jorel Lives!

    November 19th, 2012

    West kisses East. La Chow, swing American! (hey, you oldsters, remember that?)

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  53. Mr.Gates

    November 19th, 2012

    2 zeroes and a hero. Those vermin aren’t worthy of polishing the shoes of Aung San Suu Kyi.

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  54. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Kyi: “Dam her breath smells like tuna”.

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  55. TheOBrother

    November 19th, 2012

    Two elderly females in over their heads hug next to The Big O, who dreams of an Asia that could have been and should have been Red. Meanwhile, the limo has whitewalls. Weird.

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  56. Doc

    November 19th, 2012

    “Oh Hirrery, your breath smeo rike fish! You eat Sashimi?” “No…Huma!”

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  57. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    Barack: Hurry up girls the rickshaw is waiting, I love it when reggie brings rick shaw to our man parties.

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  58. Nutjob

    November 19th, 2012

    When we send Petraeus into exile, he’ll be here to protect you from the unruly mobs fired up over anti-burma youtube videos.

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  59. michellesbigbeaver

    November 20th, 2012

    Hirrary, your breath smells like Huma Abedin’s pussy…..

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  60. Nutjob

    November 20th, 2012

    Barack: “Hold her tight Hillary, while I get ready to kick her in the ass”.

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  61. Racist

    November 20th, 2012

    Phillipino Hooker demonstrates to Sec Clintoon an erotic Asian maneuver gauranteed to cause any man to instantly become your “SEX Slave” and beg you to unleash his manhood… Barry almost crashes into “Beast” while begging hooker to teach him how to do it to a man!!!

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  62. Millertime

    November 20th, 2012

    Hillary: Thats not sushi on my breath

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  63. Racist

    November 20th, 2012

    Oh yes, this my biggest most crooked erection ever!

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  64. Racist

    November 20th, 2012

    Piss on the old dikes, and the rope-sucker! Look at the trash and water bottles strewn all over the inside of our BFL!!! Or in this case a BBNC!!! couth

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  65. Davide

    November 20th, 2012

    Hill to Kyi “come to my room I got sushi so fresh it wiggles”
    Barry ” oooooooooh I am getting a stiffy, where is my “body man” when I need a little “relief”

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  66. Nutjob

    November 20th, 2012

    Barack: “I love it when people of the same sex kiss”.

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  67. Bullman

    November 20th, 2012

    There once was a man named Barack
    whose international policy did suck
    he was hoping 2 chicks
    would be a quick fix
    but alas they gave not a f**k

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  68. Big banger

    November 20th, 2012

    Oh to stick a dick into the little slope ,so Hirry can suck on it

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  69. Bad Brad

    November 20th, 2012

    Not digging the slope shit.

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  70. mkultra

    November 20th, 2012

    Barry: Hurry up so I can pretend to care about this bi7ch too.

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  71. FreedomCat

    November 20th, 2012

    Somebody please wake me up and tell me it was a nightmare I had that he got re-elected!!! Please??

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  72. JohnR

    November 20th, 2012

    Fuck you Mooshell, I gots me some girl on girl action here

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  73. Pickled Liver

    November 20th, 2012

    ROR – Raff out roud !

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  74. Jerry Manderin

    November 20th, 2012

    “Reggie and I used to embrace the same way. Sigh…”

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  75. Hillman

    November 20th, 2012

    Hillary to the other woman – “Obama tells me it’s sideways and not up and down like mine. I must admit, it really turns me on.”

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  76. todak

    November 20th, 2012

    What the hell is Assad doing holding the door?

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  77. Непослушные беженцев

    November 20th, 2012

    After the secret service were through with the prostitutes, Hillary “The Beast” Clinton quickly volunteered to take over and “clean up the mess”, as she so affectionately calls it.

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  78. Unruly Refugee

    November 20th, 2012

    0bama is getting jealous, Hillary’s dick is the same diameter as his allah-hole. Look at his right foot, he’s just about ready to kick Kyi in the ass and tell her to lay off his man.

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  79. ERB

    November 20th, 2012

    First, at the risk of sounding like a prud, these comments were disgusting.

    Secondly, I really wish to know what this woman thinks of our executive branch and the gaggle of commies in the legislative branch. When she visited the US a few months ago and was surrounded by all these freedom sucking losers in Washington trying to elevated themselves by getting a photo op with her, it made me sick. I pray she’s fully aware of who these people are and what their agenda is.

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  80. Unruly Refugee

    November 20th, 2012

    @ERB

    What do I have to do to get your thumbs down to show up? For some reason I thought this was supposed to be a humorous caption post.

    And I’m not finding “prud” in the dictionary, can you give us a hand?

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  81. Buck

    November 20th, 2012

    Got time for a “sandwich” with me and Barry?

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  82. Big_Dictator

    November 20th, 2012

    Oh Hirrarry, plotek me. Dae is a big skellie Lurch-like carracta stanning rye behine me. I so sked, I so velly sked!

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  83. imirradiated

    November 20th, 2012

    Why is their a Pres. Seal on the inside of the limo door? More money wasted. Bet it’s 14k.

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  84. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 20th, 2012

    @ Menderman – “SS guy holding limo door: I hate my job.”

    So… who’s in a better position to do something about it, eh? Blame it on the gooks who hate us anyway.

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  85. Unruly Refugee

    November 20th, 2012

    @ERB

    disregard my last post, that was uncalled for. Too much anger building up over the abandonment of the people by our supposed leaders.

    Have a coffee on me.

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  86. ERB

    November 20th, 2012

    @ refugee

    Thank you for your 2nd post. I have dropped the f bomb and have used the Lord’s name in vain far too much lately. I understand your rage because I am I struggling with my own.

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  87. Unruly Refugee

    November 20th, 2012

    ERB

    Cheers. And be careful with the Lord’s name, for your own good.

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  88. Mz McHorsey

    November 20th, 2012

    Hill: “Hey Babycakes, want a moustache ride, my treat? No Bambo, not you too…find a real man if you can…..Bill’s free tonight”

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  89. Death_By_Farts

    November 20th, 2012

    The Tai That Binds…

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  90. Some call me.....Tim?

    November 22nd, 2012

    I can just see the SS guy holding he door open thinking, “You two really oughta get a room!”

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