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Obama Muddletalk on Israel

Home - by - November 18, 2012 - 11:36 America/New_York - 29 Comments

What a leader!

Try and decipher this horseshit being reported by the AP-

“Israel has every right to expect that it does not have missiles fired into its territory,” Obama said at the start of a three-nation tour in Asia.

“If that can be accomplished without a ramping up of military activity in Gaza, that’s preferable,” he said. “It’s not just preferable for the people of Gaza. It’s also preferable for Israelis, because if Israeli troops are in Gaza, they’re much more at risk of incurring fatalities or being wounded.”

Huh?

» 29 Comments

  1. srdem65

    November 18th, 2012

    Sure, Israel could just threaten to “unfriend” Hamas if they don’t stop the attacks.

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  2. Manny Moenjack

    November 18th, 2012

    If you want to see him spring into action about missiles being fired, just start lobbing them into
    Chicago and see what happens.

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  3. CrustyB

    November 18th, 2012

    He’s speaking Sharptonese.

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  4. historicus

    November 18th, 2012

    Hire the Affirmative Action, they’re fun to watch.

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  5. venturaguy

    November 18th, 2012

    OMG – his insights are so profound they amaze me

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  6. Dr. Tar

    November 18th, 2012

    What the heck does “right to expect” mean?

    Do I have a “right to expect” the President of the U.S. take responsiblity for encouraging a new war in the Middle East.

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  7. "That Guy"

    November 18th, 2012

    Peace in the region will only come when those who’s publicly stated goal is to destroy Israel have either accomplished their goal, or have themselves been destroyed.

    There is no in between, because the enemies of Israel will not accept anything short of either extreme.

    Why do libtards have such a hard time grasping the very simple concept that “not shooting at each other today,” is not even remotely the same thing as peace?

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  8. conservative cowgirl

    November 18th, 2012

    His orations remind me of a “D” student trying to make himself sound like an “A” student. That was 100% Obamanure straight from the jackass’, well, facial ass.

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  9. Adrienne

    November 18th, 2012

    Good grief!

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  10. Death_By_Farts

    November 18th, 2012

    And Obama got 60 percent of the Jewish vote…

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  11. Moe tom

    November 18th, 2012

    Our most articulate president, evah. He’s got more blarney and mularky in him than Biden and Darby O’Gill combined.

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  12. Ornery1

    November 18th, 2012

    The way that the declaration reads–Israel has the right to “expect” but Obama hedges on Israel’s right to act.

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  13. msq

    November 18th, 2012

    finally! some smart diplomacy! /

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  14. Moe tom

    November 18th, 2012

    msq. Smart? WTH are you thinking about?

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  15. Nutjob

    November 18th, 2012

    I say move in and pound sand in their Ass with a couple of figs to boot.

    They’ll be no truce, Everytime just like in years past whenever they’d agree to a ceasefire it was just long enough to allow Hamas to regroup or change plans, with everytime using the same excuse…”we have no control over rogue militants”, when rockets continued.

    Well then Hamas I guess you’d better be prepared to get your ass handed to you if your structured terrorists government has no structure.

    The innocent civilians caught up in your own terror activities is blood on your hand no matter how use the media and try to blame Israel.

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  16. Frosteetoes

    November 18th, 2012

    Sine yo piddy on on the runny kine.

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  17. Name Redacted™

    November 18th, 2012

    Obviously, Obama understands war just as much as he understands economics.

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  18. norman einstein

    November 18th, 2012

    What a dickhead.
    I’m guessing he didn’t have access to somebody else’s words on a teleprompter and ad libbed this.
    “… if Israeli troops are in Gaza, they’re much more at risk of incurring fatalities or being wounded.”

    Wow…why didn’t somebody think of this BEFORE?
    Armed combat is dangerous…WTF? Who knew??

    Time for my therapy. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere… bottoms up!

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  19. hanoverfist

    November 18th, 2012

    CC
    “Obamanure”

    Me likey!!!!

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  20. conservative cowgirl

    November 18th, 2012

    @hanoverfist, “obamanure” is a word coined by George…the miracle in the pasture:

    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?s=cowgirl%27s+horse+crapped+out+a+message

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  21. StrangernFiction

    November 18th, 2012

    Since Barky is so concerned with the welfare of Israeli soldiers, how’s about Israel just levels the place?

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  22. Dadof3

    November 18th, 2012

    One of his circuits or memory chips need rebooting or replacing. Again. duh!

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  23. Mr.Gates

    November 18th, 2012

    The dumbest class of moral degenerate voters in human history just re-elected the dumbest sounding leader in human history.

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  24. RightWinger

    November 18th, 2012

    Just out of curiosity, when Syria was launching attacks over the Turkish border and Turkey threatened to go in and kick ass, where was Obummer asking for Turkey to show some restraint and not inflame the situation?

    Funny I don’t remember that either. Oh yeah, Turkey is not Israel. My bad.

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  25. Tim

    November 18th, 2012

    Obama: “… drug-addled sodomite imbecile …”

    (Ann Barnhardt)

    His statement this morning had to have been parsed by a team of jackdaw lawyers: something to the effect that Israel shouldn’t have to endure missiles coming in from outside its borders. WTF?

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  26. no-mo-obamy

    November 18th, 2012

    What a fu%*ing maroon.

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  27. sablegsd

    November 18th, 2012

    Fuck you, you traitorous, commie, racist muslim POS son of a brain dead slut.

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  28. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 18th, 2012

    He got elected by talking flim-flam, double-talk, cotton candy bullshit.

    Note to anybody that he claims to support (outside of blacks, socialists and gays): Be afraid, very afraid. His word means nothing.

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  29. Absolute muddjuice

    November 18th, 2012

    @ conservative cowgirl

    “Obamanure”

    Brilliant. Trademark/copyright that. Cause I’m gonna use it if you don’t.

    In regards to Obama’s statement on Israel, big shocker. Wow. I never would have thought, if he got re-elected, that Israel would get attacked and he would turn his back on them. Amazing.

    And, in regards to peace in the Middle East. Not gonna happen until Christ returns…….

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