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Real Lesbians of the WNBA: Smashing stereotypes, and car windows
This is too funny not to repost. Stacy McCain describes the foibles of one Chamique Holdsclaw, recently of the WNBA.
Chamique Holdsclaw is 6-foot-2, 172 pounds. She was a three-time NCAA champion at the University of Tennessee and, during her 11 seasons of pro basketball, averaged nearly 17 points per game. And she is now wanted on an aggravated assault charge.
See, she got pissed at her ex-girfriend, and…
[Jennifer] Lacy, who is also a professional basketball player, said she drove to a friend’s house on Hemphill Avenue, at which time Holdsclaw got out of her car with a baseball bat and began smashing the windows in Lacy’s Range Rover, the report said.
After breaking the driver’s side window, a rear passenger’s window and the rear window, Holdsclaw produced a handgun, fired inside the SUV and fled the scene, the report said.
So, why is this funny? Well, first there’s this:
Holdsclaw’s Twitter profile describes her as “a mental health advocate.”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 18th, 2012
Hell hath no fury . . .
Wraith
November 18th, 2012
It’s Bush’s fault.
Tim
November 18th, 2012
Makes ya wonder what the bitch did to set her off …
cfm990
November 18th, 2012
I call bullshit. Ain’t no lesbians in the WNBA.
Unneutral
November 18th, 2012
Holdsclaw’s Twitter profile describes her as “a mental health advocate.”
So…….the liberals claim they know how to run a country also, and they’re right….they know how to run it into the ground.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 18th, 2012
What I still can’t believe is that they actually sell tickets to WNBA. It’s not like mud-wrestling or such where there’s a fantasy involved.
What’s the draw, besides ESPN’s mission to promote such crap?
CrustyB
November 18th, 2012
She accidentally smashed the Dude’s car.
Frosteetoes
November 18th, 2012
Dildo wars!!
marleenna1959
November 18th, 2012
I guess lesbian is an old Indian word meaning “too ugly for men”
Moe tom
November 18th, 2012
Speakin’ of Lesbos. Is Susan Rice, our next Sec. of State, so inclined? Just askin’.
Moe tom
November 18th, 2012
Guess Sec of State is a Lesbo slot from now on with progressives.. Next Homo slots will be Sgt. Major of the Army, Nato Commander, Marine Corpse Commendant, Navy Chief Admiral, Tomb of the Unknown Soldier Guards to be reduced to Monday thru Friday, 9 to 5, closed on weekends. Guards will not be there, guarding in inclimate weather, Just like FEMA. Absofuckingleutelywonderful!
thirdtwin
November 18th, 2012
How ironic that in this age where everyone is obsessed with sustainability as the holy grail, we are also hell-bent on creating as many unsustainable subcultures as we can.
Nutjob
November 18th, 2012
Battle of the Lesbians Clamique Holdsclam versus Lacy Strapon.
This would be a good PPV event.
grayscape
November 18th, 2012
If the chicks in the WNBA started fighting on the court or making out men might start watching.
Bad Brad
November 18th, 2012
I hear tell the worst is our Olympic woman’s Volley Ball team. They should have gone out for diving. Muff diving.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 19th, 2012
@ Bad Brad- Not to contradict you, but the team’s two leaders, Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings, are both married (to men) with children.
One of my favorite news photos is of them in bikinis towering over six-foot President Bush.
Unruly Refugee
November 19th, 2012
I always thought that Range Rovers were designed for lesbians. Key entry on the drivers door only. The dominate dyke opens the door for the submissive lesbian.