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Real Lesbians of the WNBA: Smashing stereotypes, and car windows

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This is too funny not to repost. Stacy McCain describes the foibles of one Chamique Holdsclaw, recently of the WNBA.

Chamique Holdsclaw is 6-foot-2, 172 pounds. She was a three-time NCAA champion at the University of Tennessee and, during her 11 seasons of pro basketball, averaged nearly 17 points per game. And she is now wanted on an aggravated assault charge.

See, she got pissed at her ex-girfriend, and…

[Jennifer] Lacy, who is also a professional basketball player, said she drove to a friend’s house on Hemphill Avenue, at which time Holdsclaw got out of her car with a baseball bat and began smashing the windows in Lacy’s Range Rover, the report said.

After breaking the driver’s side window, a rear passenger’s window and the rear window, Holdsclaw produced a handgun, fired inside the SUV and fled the scene, the report said.

So, why is this funny? Well, first there’s this:

Holdsclaw’s Twitter profile describes her as “a mental health advocate.”

 

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  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 18th, 2012

    Hell hath no fury . . .

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  2. Wraith

    November 18th, 2012

    It’s Bush’s fault.

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  3. Tim

    November 18th, 2012

    Makes ya wonder what the bitch did to set her off …

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  4. cfm990

    November 18th, 2012

    I call bullshit. Ain’t no lesbians in the WNBA.

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  5. Unneutral

    November 18th, 2012

    Holdsclaw’s Twitter profile describes her as “a mental health advocate.”

    So…….the liberals claim they know how to run a country also, and they’re right….they know how to run it into the ground.

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 18th, 2012

    What I still can’t believe is that they actually sell tickets to WNBA. It’s not like mud-wrestling or such where there’s a fantasy involved.

    What’s the draw, besides ESPN’s mission to promote such crap?

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  7. CrustyB

    November 18th, 2012

    She accidentally smashed the Dude’s car.

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  8. Frosteetoes

    November 18th, 2012

    Dildo wars!!

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  9. marleenna1959

    November 18th, 2012

    I guess lesbian is an old Indian word meaning “too ugly for men”

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  10. Moe tom

    November 18th, 2012

    Speakin’ of Lesbos. Is Susan Rice, our next Sec. of State, so inclined? Just askin’.

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  11. Moe tom

    November 18th, 2012

    Guess Sec of State is a Lesbo slot from now on with progressives.. Next Homo slots will be Sgt. Major of the Army, Nato Commander, Marine Corpse Commendant, Navy Chief Admiral, Tomb of the Unknown Soldier Guards to be reduced to Monday thru Friday, 9 to 5, closed on weekends. Guards will not be there, guarding in inclimate weather, Just like FEMA. Absofuckingleutelywonderful!

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  12. thirdtwin

    November 18th, 2012

    How ironic that in this age where everyone is obsessed with sustainability as the holy grail, we are also hell-bent on creating as many unsustainable subcultures as we can.

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  13. Nutjob

    November 18th, 2012

    Battle of the Lesbians Clamique Holdsclam versus Lacy Strapon.
    This would be a good PPV event.

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  14. grayscape

    November 18th, 2012

    If the chicks in the WNBA started fighting on the court or making out men might start watching.

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  15. Bad Brad

    November 18th, 2012

    I hear tell the worst is our Olympic woman’s Volley Ball team. They should have gone out for diving. Muff diving.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 19th, 2012

    @ Bad Brad- Not to contradict you, but the team’s two leaders, Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings, are both married (to men) with children.

    One of my favorite news photos is of them in bikinis towering over six-foot President Bush.

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  17. Unruly Refugee

    November 19th, 2012

    I always thought that Range Rovers were designed for lesbians. Key entry on the drivers door only. The dominate dyke opens the door for the submissive lesbian.

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