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Carry On My Wayward Son

Home - by - November 18, 2012 - 12:00 America/New_York - 11 Comments

This guy likes to impersonate people and get unsuspecting dupes to lift other people in the air. This, apparently, gets him off. I’m convinced that somewhere in the world there’s a guy who can “get off” watching a woman use a stapler. The more mundane it gets, the creepier it becomes.

City Pages

[A police officer] said Gary Medrow identified himself to athletes as “Mike Clark” and said he worked for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Medrow is believed to have called athletes in Mequon, Cedarburg, Hartland, Franklin and Verona but never made physical contact. Biliskov said Medrow had scheduled to meet athletes on Monday at Cedarburg High School but, with athletes away from the area and police standing by, never showed…

In the case of the Verona athletes, the caller is alleged to have asked members of the golf team if they could pose for pictures in a pyramid or holding teammates on their shoulders.

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If that last bit sounds weird, it should. Because similar to Sherwin “Piggyback Bandit” Shayegan, Medrow has a can’t-make-it-up fetish that involves lifting people.

In 1998, the Journal Sentinel actually profiled Medrow and his bizarreness. From that story:

Medrow has spent the better part of 40 years in and out of jails, prisons and mental institutions because he can’t control the urge to pretend he’s someone he’s not while fulfilling his favorite fetish. Medrow calls women or girls on the telephone and tries to persuade them to carry other people around in their arms or on their shoulders, sometimes with success.

Medrow has talked cheerleaders into lifting one another, motel workers into carrying one another and business executives into toting their secretaries around the office.

No one has ever figured out for certain why he gets a thrill, but during a sentencing in 1981, Medrow’s mother said she believed her son’s problems resulted from his time in the military, when he suffered mental health problems.

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» 11 Comments

  1. Death_By_Farts

    November 18th, 2012

    He’s a pedo-lite.

    Drop a 500 pound woman into his arms and see if he can “lift” her.

    If not, she gets to sit on him for a week.

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  2. Unneutral

    November 18th, 2012

    He probably carries water for Obama also.

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  3. norman einstein

    November 18th, 2012

    That “stapler thing” sounds quite tame in comparison.

    “Medrow’s mother said she believed her son’s problems resulted from his time in the military, when he suffered mental health problems.”

    I think that’s a smoke screen…Mom just doesn’t want to admit that she let him chew the lead paint off his crib and all the windowsills.

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  4. Moxie Man

    November 18th, 2012

    Charles Atlas Syndrome?

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  5. grayscape

    November 18th, 2012

    look no further than a local OWS to find the stapler pervert.

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  6. pizzago

    November 18th, 2012

    I have a whole load of welfare recipients on my back I carry around all the time.

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  7. Tim

    November 18th, 2012

    You talkin bout a Bostitch stapler?

    Not that it really matters, or anything …

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  8. Johnny Freedom

    November 18th, 2012

    My fetish is scantily clad hot chicks fishing, hunting, shooting, playing football, playing tennis, surfing, skydiving, bowling, knitting, playing croquet (that’s hot!), reading, sleeping, sitting, standing, or especially weeding a garden.

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  9. Tracy

    November 18th, 2012

    Chicken fight him versus a wicked slappin’ long nailed scratchin’ vicious crackhead transvestite & if that doesn’t straighten him out, hoisted on the shoulders of a drunken, speedily charging frat quartet, “Jolly good fellowing” him through a low hanging door jamb should cure his psychosis, but good.

    For a degenerate like this, a good head klunking can be a real eye opener.

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  10. grayjohn

    November 18th, 2012

    Long ago they used to say “open a Sears catalog randomly and while not looking put your finger on the page, and no matter what you are pointing at- someone, somewhere, will want to have sex with it.” The only thing that’s changed is that we no longer have Sears catalogs.

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  11. OTA Mom

    November 19th, 2012

    Does this guy not look like James Mason to you? You know, from “Lolita”?

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