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Hope n’ Change

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In his first press conference in eight months, Barack Obama declared his intention to be an even better president in the future and announced his second term plans (“I’ll do to job creators what Israel does to Hamas leaders”), which makes this an appropriate time for Hope n’ Change Cartoons to announce our second term plans.

In a nutshell, it will be “Change…but still Hope.”

The battle against Obama and for America must continue, and Hope n’ Change isn’t leaving the fight. But we do have to adjust to the “new normal,” which is that Barry isn’t going anywhere for the next four years other than the golf course and the occasional taxpayer-funded vacation.

This being the case, I need to start allocating more time to earning a living (something I’ve put on hold for the past few years) and burying gold in mayonnaise jars in hard to find places surrounded by tripwires and rabid squirrels. (Okay, I don’t actually have any gold, but some of the squirrels in my yard look pretty dangerous.)

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  1. Mimsey

    November 17th, 2012

    FDR could not have been prouder with the results of this presidential election. This election has guarateed that the Progressives will be dominating policy in Washington for least 30 more years. The dumball Republicans that run the party should close up shop and fade away. Seems they couldn’t find their way out of a wet paper bag with a hole in it.

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  2. phil in philly

    November 17th, 2012

    burying gold in mayonnaise jars

    YOU can buy gold?

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