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  1. Will Profit

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad that…Obama’s teleprompter has had it’s hours cut back to part time.

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  2. Mountain Dog

    November 17th, 2012

    Have to give the dude credit for being able to joke about the mess made by the guy he knowingly voted for.

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  3. Ornery1

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad that–now that the election is over I have more flexibility to notice the obvious.

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  4. BigFurHat

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad Jay Leno may have to sell a few of his legendary fleet of cars and motorcycles… all with Obama stickers on them.

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  5. old_oaks

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad, we reelected Obama.

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  6. 123321123321

    November 17th, 2012

    And this Jerk was plugging for Obama as though there is no correlation between the economy and the economic policies of the Obama administration.

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  7. fullcirclethinker

    November 17th, 2012

    With as much sarcasm as I can muster, I am waiting for Leno and his ilk to say something like:

    “But seriously folks. You gotta feel bad for Obama. After all, the previous occupant of the White House left the economy in worse shape than any President in the history of our nation.”

    “Oh, wait…”

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  8. Tony R

    November 17th, 2012

    These jokes would have been handy about 4 effing weeks ago!

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  9. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad, the Department of Labor had to cut its staff of Unemployment Rate Obfuscators in half

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  10. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad, that if it stays this way for another four years, half of America will still blame George Bush

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  11. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The Susan Rice joke said it best. The left is oblivious to their own stupidity based on the cult following voters.

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  12. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    It’s so bad … Half the blacks in Cleveland have pawned their free Obamaphones

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  13. Chalupa

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad, the Marines are told to stand down because the gubmint can’t afford chairs.

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  14. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    It’s so bad … old folks in Oklahoma are beginning to wax nostalgic about the Dust Bowl

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  15. Dr Tar

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad Obama has to lie to the press corp himself.

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  16. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    It’s so bad that Justin Beiber’s latest smash hit is entitled “Buddy, Can You Spare A Dime.”

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  17. scr_north

    November 17th, 2012

    Now he notices MSBNC has been in the tank for Obama? Well, fuck him he’s a hack who couldn’t hold Carson’s coat.

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  18. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad the governemtn can longer afford to purchase empty chairs.

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  19. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad the president is asking voters for $3 donations.

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  20. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad, Obama voters who’ve destroyed their own neighborhoods are leaving to loot and destroy other neighborhoods.

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  21. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad occupiers can longer afford port-a-potties and have to resort to shitting on police cars.

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  22. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad the voters resorted to electing a minimum wage idiot as VP.

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  23. skh.pcola

    November 17th, 2012

    Was that guy ever funny? It’s obvious that he just reads lines that other people wrote for him. He’s a long damned way from being the caliber of comedian that Johny Carson was.

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  24. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    @skp.cola

    The economy is so bad, Jay Leno has had to resort to using part time writers of one liners

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  25. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad, the federal government is finally having serious discussions about securing the border

    The Mexican Federal government, that is

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  26. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad that even David Letterman had to start telling jokes about it.

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  27. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad that Nancy Pelosi had to cancel her next face stretch.

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  28. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad it is starting to look good to the Russians.

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  29. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about it.

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  30. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad Hollywood is running a discount on popcorn and a large coke.

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  31. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    It’s so bad that the UAW is voluntarily cutting its own benefits to reasonable levels so that GM and Chrysler can once again be competiti-

    Just kidding. But how about this?

    It’s so bad that the GM auto bailout needs to be bailed out

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  32. Menderman

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad that obama had to ask al sharpton how to fix it.

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  33. Dr Tar

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad the Corruptocrats are forced to pick their own pockets.

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  34. Callmelennie

    November 17th, 2012

    It’s so bad that John Corzine’s latest financial fraud only cheated his customers out of 1.6 thousand

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  35. fullcirclethinker

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy’s so bad Wal-Mart workers are shopping at the Dollar Store.

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  36. fullcirclethinker

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy’s so bad illegal immigrants are going back to Mexico to find a job.

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  37. fullcirclethinker

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy’s so bad Big Oil is selling oil and gasoline to other countries.

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  38. fullcirclethinker

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy’s so bad Hostess is no longer making Twinkies and laying off over 185,000 workers.

    Oh, wait. That’s not funny….

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  39. fullcirclethinker

    November 17th, 2012

    Seriously, an economy that is not improving is playing right into the hands of Hussein. Creating an ever-increasing populace subservient to the government is exactly what he is striving for. Now that he has four more years to “fundamentally transform the United States of America”, he can soon hoist his very own “Mission Accomplished” banner to the rousing cheer of his minions.

    A sad day indeed.

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  40. Dr Tar

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad Obama is meeting with “community leaders” to discuss fiscal matters.

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  41. Absolute muddjuice

    November 17th, 2012

    ….is so bad that people are getting arrested on purpose just to have a cot and three squares a day…..

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  42. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad Michelle is only going to take 12 vacations in the next 4 years.

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  43. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad Barack promised to play more golf as a stimulus.

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  44. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad 53% of americans now want free stuff.

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  45. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad the IRS, EPA, Department of Energy, HHS, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Assciation bought millions of rounds of bullets….Uh OH.

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  46. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad Obama has to resort to photo ops to appease the ignorant.

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  47. Nutjob

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad, Obama could only give the newly installed muslim brotherhood government of Egypt 450 million in cash to kill the jews.

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  48. fullcirclethinker

    November 17th, 2012

    The economy is so bad workers at Goodwill are buying stuff at garage sales.

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  49. Bad Brad

    November 17th, 2012

    This economy is so bad that I’m so broke I can’t pay attention.

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  50. Some call me.....Tim?

    November 22nd, 2012

    The economy is so bad:

    If it costs a dime to shit…I’d have to throw up!

    Seriously though, I read somewhere that the economy was so bad that MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama “reporters”.

    OUCHHHHHH!

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