Home - by BigFurHat - November 17, 2012 - 10:00 America/New_York - 50 Comments
November 17th, 2012
The economy is so bad that…Obama’s teleprompter has had it’s hours cut back to part time.
Have to give the dude credit for being able to joke about the mess made by the guy he knowingly voted for.
The economy is so bad that–now that the election is over I have more flexibility to notice the obvious.
The economy is so bad Jay Leno may have to sell a few of his legendary fleet of cars and motorcycles… all with Obama stickers on them.
The economy is so bad, we reelected Obama.
And this Jerk was plugging for Obama as though there is no correlation between the economy and the economic policies of the Obama administration.
With as much sarcasm as I can muster, I am waiting for Leno and his ilk to say something like:
“But seriously folks. You gotta feel bad for Obama. After all, the previous occupant of the White House left the economy in worse shape than any President in the history of our nation.”
These jokes would have been handy about 4 effing weeks ago!
The economy is so bad, the Department of Labor had to cut its staff of Unemployment Rate Obfuscators in half
The economy is so bad, that if it stays this way for another four years, half of America will still blame George Bush
The Susan Rice joke said it best. The left is oblivious to their own stupidity based on the cult following voters.
It’s so bad … Half the blacks in Cleveland have pawned their free Obamaphones
The economy is so bad, the Marines are told to stand down because the gubmint can’t afford chairs.
It’s so bad … old folks in Oklahoma are beginning to wax nostalgic about the Dust Bowl
The economy is so bad Obama has to lie to the press corp himself.
It’s so bad that Justin Beiber’s latest smash hit is entitled “Buddy, Can You Spare A Dime.”
Now he notices MSBNC has been in the tank for Obama? Well, fuck him he’s a hack who couldn’t hold Carson’s coat.
The economy is so bad the governemtn can longer afford to purchase empty chairs.
The economy is so bad the president is asking voters for $3 donations.
The economy is so bad, Obama voters who’ve destroyed their own neighborhoods are leaving to loot and destroy other neighborhoods.
The economy is so bad occupiers can longer afford port-a-potties and have to resort to shitting on police cars.
The economy is so bad the voters resorted to electing a minimum wage idiot as VP.
Was that guy ever funny? It’s obvious that he just reads lines that other people wrote for him. He’s a long damned way from being the caliber of comedian that Johny Carson was.
The economy is so bad, Jay Leno has had to resort to using part time writers of one liners
The economy is so bad, the federal government is finally having serious discussions about securing the border
The Mexican Federal government, that is
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
The economy is so bad that even David Letterman had to start telling jokes about it.
The economy is so bad that Nancy Pelosi had to cancel her next face stretch.
The economy is so bad it is starting to look good to the Russians.
The economy is so bad Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about it.
The economy is so bad Hollywood is running a discount on popcorn and a large coke.
It’s so bad that the UAW is voluntarily cutting its own benefits to reasonable levels so that GM and Chrysler can once again be competiti-
Just kidding. But how about this?
It’s so bad that the GM auto bailout needs to be bailed out
The economy is so bad that obama had to ask al sharpton how to fix it.
The economy is so bad the Corruptocrats are forced to pick their own pockets.
It’s so bad that John Corzine’s latest financial fraud only cheated his customers out of 1.6 thousand
The economy’s so bad Wal-Mart workers are shopping at the Dollar Store.
The economy’s so bad illegal immigrants are going back to Mexico to find a job.
The economy’s so bad Big Oil is selling oil and gasoline to other countries.
The economy’s so bad Hostess is no longer making Twinkies and laying off over 185,000 workers.
Oh, wait. That’s not funny….
Seriously, an economy that is not improving is playing right into the hands of Hussein. Creating an ever-increasing populace subservient to the government is exactly what he is striving for. Now that he has four more years to “fundamentally transform the United States of America”, he can soon hoist his very own “Mission Accomplished” banner to the rousing cheer of his minions.
A sad day indeed.
The economy is so bad Obama is meeting with “community leaders” to discuss fiscal matters.
….is so bad that people are getting arrested on purpose just to have a cot and three squares a day…..
The economy is so bad Michelle is only going to take 12 vacations in the next 4 years.
The economy is so bad Barack promised to play more golf as a stimulus.
The economy is so bad 53% of americans now want free stuff.
The economy is so bad the IRS, EPA, Department of Energy, HHS, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Assciation bought millions of rounds of bullets….Uh OH.
The economy is so bad Obama has to resort to photo ops to appease the ignorant.
The economy is so bad, Obama could only give the newly installed muslim brotherhood government of Egypt 450 million in cash to kill the jews.
The economy is so bad workers at Goodwill are buying stuff at garage sales.
This economy is so bad that I’m so broke I can’t pay attention.
Some call me.....Tim?
November 22nd, 2012
The economy is so bad:
If it costs a dime to shit…I’d have to throw up!
Seriously though, I read somewhere that the economy was so bad that MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama “reporters”.
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