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NY prosecutor admits he acted in 1970s porn films

District Attorney Mark Suben apologized for lying about his role in porn during this year’s campaign.

CORTLAND, N.Y. — A district attorney in upstate New York has admitted that he acted in pornographic movies in the 1970s then lied when questioned about it during his second campaign.

Mark Suben, the DA in Cortland County near Syracuse since 2008, held a news conference Friday to say he had lied about his past in the days before this year’s election.

“Recently materials have been circulated alleging that I was involved in the adult film industry about 40 years ago in New York. Those allegations are true,” he said. “I was an actor in adult films for a short period in the early 70s. I was also an actor in other venues including off Broadway, soap operas and commercial advertisements.”


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  1. Tony R

    November 16th, 2012

    If it was straight porn, he’s toast. If it was gay porn, he’s golden!

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  2. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 16th, 2012

    His nom-de-penis was Guy Thomas…

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1808029/

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  3. Eleanor in Hell

    November 16th, 2012

    Franklin, get off this thread this instant! :evil:
    Where’s your integrity? Your pride? Your credibility?

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  4. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 16th, 2012

    Eleanor, STFU.
    I traded those for my Fourth Term.

    In 1974, this Suben guy was in Deep Throat Part II.
    In ’73, he played a guy named Boris Ballsoff.

    I’ll have to rent these from Styxflix. :-)

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  5. Mr.Pinko

    November 16th, 2012

    He never got rid of the 70′s porn mustache.

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  6. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 16th, 2012

    The term “oral argument” takes on a whole new meaning.

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  7. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 16th, 2012

    To the female witness on the stand…
    “Let get this straight”

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  8. Eleanor in Hell

    November 16th, 2012

    Franklin, you never could get it indecent.

    (wait…why am I going along with this?)

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  9. scr_north

    November 17th, 2012

    Wow, good thing this came out now. Imagine if he was appointed to the bench what he’d use for a gavel.

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  10. Bad Brad

    November 17th, 2012

    Oh come on. Have you seen that dudes mug, even at a later date. He was warming up the guys before the dirty deal. In the credits his name was Mr. Slurpee.

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  11. michellesbigbeaver

    November 17th, 2012

    The person who broke the story that “Gus” denied and lied about posted a YouTube vid here. Parts of it are not for the faint of heart.

    One of the best comments on YouTube was this:

    “I’m outraged that someone could become a porn actor and then sink soooo low and become a lawyer. It’s disgusting. He had so much potential and then threw it all away.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XZMFN6PzF68#!

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  12. old_oaks

    November 17th, 2012

    After Triple J and Blago, nothing surprises me!

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  13. Mr.Pinko

    November 17th, 2012

    Democrat – you think he’ll resign?

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  14. Unruly Refugee

    November 17th, 2012

    Democrats always have to be fucking somebody.

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  15. Mohammed's pink swastika

    November 17th, 2012

    So, who are the most dirty animals on the farm?

    Say it with me…

    Brown chicken, brown cow…

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  16. John F.

    November 17th, 2012

    At least he has something to fall back on if the whole DA thing doesn’t work out.

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  17. scr_north

    November 17th, 2012

    I’m sure New York voters would actually find his previous, ahem.. career an enhancement to his current credentials as a DA.

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  18. AvgDude

    November 17th, 2012

    I’m shocked… Shocked!… that a porn star would so debase himself as to become a lawyer.

    I mean… there’s fucking people for money… and then there’s Fucking people for money.

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