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Thar she blows

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You can have my bomb vest when you’ve found what left of my cold dead hands

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Hamas – with the help of Isreal, we are quickly spreading!

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Israel, dammit.

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Hamas – oil has been veddy veddy goood to us. We keeel you!

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Hamas – we support the religion of pieces.

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Hamas – Keeping one step ahead of Fat Man and Little Boy.

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This gives a *whole new meaning* to

BADA BING, BADA BANG, BADA BOOM

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Well behaved martyrs seldom create atrocities

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“Got Fatwa”

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Habib has habomb!

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I Keel You

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PETA – (people exploding through allah)

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Shish KaBomb

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Walking Cruise Missile Ahead

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muslim eyes are blue

one blew this way and one blew that way

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Obama / Biden 2012

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PETA files against muslims putting bomb belts on male deer, spokesmen said they had a few buck to blow.

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Fallow me to the car-b-que.

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My other car is a bomb too.

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In any war between the savage and the civilized man, I keeeel the civilized man.

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If You Are a Moslem Look Out. Front and back.

They hate to be called moslem, they like to be called muslim. Its much more regal. The Google will correct you if you type in moslem, try it. They want their false Religion to be capitalized to to make it seem more real and less of a threat to us.

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According to the History News Network:

A Muslim in Arabic means “one who gives himself to God,” and is by definition, someone who adheres to Islam. By contrast, a Moslem in Arabic means “one who is evil and unjust.”

No wonder they wanted to changed it.

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Geoff, Franklin thanks for the language lesson and the tip. “moslem” it is.

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My kid blew up Jefferson Middle School.

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Ask me about my bomber jacket.

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I brake for goats

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My Daughter Made the Dean’s List. So I killed her.

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Sorry about the extra “to” in there above.

F.D.R. Thanks for the follow up I was in a hurry, dinner was on, can’t keep the one who makes my meals waiting.
P.S. moslem also means “one who looks at the back side of goats with longing”.

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My kid was an honorary martyr as Hezbollah High.

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My kid was an honorary martyr at Hezbollah High.

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Have you killed a Jew today?

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WWJID
What would Jihadi Islami do?

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What would Moohammed do?

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We are all made in Allahs fissile image.

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Have you molested Aisha today?

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NAMBLA

N arcisisstic
A hmadinejad
M olesting
B arnyard
L ambs
A ssociation

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Martyrdom University, not just a job, but an explosive career.

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Invest in the best, Ahkmed motors….our sales our exploding!

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JMC, Jihad Motor Corporation, we blow away the competition.

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Love the sinner, hate the Jew.

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My other car is an IED.

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Jew haters on board.

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What would Allah screw?

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Hows my Killing?

1-800 Mosque

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My other kid was a martyr.

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What came first Darwinism or Islam?

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Save mother earth and only use organic fertilizer with your own blood and guts.

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Moohammeds school of martyr magic….experts at making people dissappear….forever.

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Arab Pest control……specializing in the elimination of Jews.

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I heart killing innocent people.

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You can have my RPG when you can pry it from my cold dead stinger missile islamic hands.

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Have you killed an american embassador today?

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Missing….muslim martyr moohammed Al Dumbshit, last seen around the islamic bazaar explosion.

If seen Call 1-800 Allahsdevils

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Have you hugged your muslim president today?

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Call us muslims knuckledraggers all you want, but who voted Obama and Biden as their leaders?

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We may have had Arafat, Khadafi, and Assad, but you got Reid, Pelosi and Biden.

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Have you insulted a Jew today?

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Save an Arab, ride a camel.

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My other wifes a ewe.

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Save muslim jobs, support your local heroin poppy grower.

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Hve you beat your wife today?

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Muslim women, getting stoned since the stone age.

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Support your local Taliban, supporters of womon not driving, voting, or being educated since mankind decided to walk erect.

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2 muslims and a Goat, the most highly acclaimed love story of the year.

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HAMAS TIP: “Reduce the bomb material needed – use a Chevy VOLT.”

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Jesus Saves, Mohamed Blows

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Visualize World Domination.

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Martyr Mom

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WWMD
Who Wouldn’t Mohammed Do

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Think Globally Bomb Locally

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Moohammeds farmers market
When you just cant wait for your 72 virgins.

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Save Islam today, send your $3 to Obamas election campaign tomorrow.

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Truck Drivers Wanted, for short term employment.

74 virgin signing bonus.

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jihad me at sharia

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I love Jews, got a whole bunch of ‘em in the ashtray of my VW.

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