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Professor Tingles Lectures the Right On Science And Manages To Step On His Tiny Pickle

Home - by - November 14, 2012 - 13:11 America/New_York - 22 Comments

Listen to this.
It’s not that hard to catch his monumental faux pas. I dare say a grade schooler would point and laugh.

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  1. IOpian

    November 14th, 2012

    Trees get Mono? Then do they Di? Guess his grade school didn’t teach the difference between one and two.

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  2. eternal cracker p

    November 14th, 2012

    I dunno man it’s hard to understand a drunk trying to talk with a mouth full of peanut butter.

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  3. Papadoc

    November 14th, 2012

    That’s why I keep a potted plant in the heater cabinet. I feel much safer that way.

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  4. grayscape

    November 14th, 2012

    I doubt mister science genius even knows what carbon monoxide is.

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  5. Anonymous

    November 14th, 2012

    Chrissy’s “scientist” friends dismiss solar flares. Mmkay.

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  6. even steven

    November 14th, 2012

    I think Tingle’s brain has absorbed too much carbon monoxide.

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  7. super toe

    November 14th, 2012

    Thanks Tingles for that info.
    I am currently nourishing all my house plants by putting them in my closed garage and letting my car run.

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  8. Corona

    November 14th, 2012

    Is that guys’ mouth Ever closed?

    And hey, it’s Pickle Day!

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  9. Houston

    November 14th, 2012

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Yes tingles, Carbon Monoxide. All us grade schoolers are better served now. :)

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  10. RANDO

    November 14th, 2012

    Well he’s as right about this as he is about everything else…

    (something about that sentence doesn’t look right)

    BTW- what’s up with this zedo plague??

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  11. Carlos The Jackal

    November 14th, 2012

    Everyone knows that obammy has his arm all the way up Matthews’ ass and is making his lips move like a sock puppet.
    Everyone knows that.
    Everyone.

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  12. Reiuxcat

    November 14th, 2012

    Indeed, fault Chrissy for not knowing to correct the teleprompter but also the writers for screwing that one up.

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  13. mkultra

    November 14th, 2012

    We need to severely limit the amount of oxygen Mr. Tingles is allowed to absorb.

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  14. thirdtwin

    November 14th, 2012

    I swear, sometimes I wish for a solar flare so big that the EMP would slam the MSM back to pencils and paper.

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  15. Moe tom

    November 14th, 2012

    Better be thought a fool than to open yer gob and have the whole world snickering at ya. Chrissy boy.

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  16. pink Floyd

    November 14th, 2012

    Well, it’s not the first time Matthews has spoken out of his ass and I guarantee it won’t be the last.

    Seriously, what else would you expect from a paint chip eating, window-licker?

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  17. Birdie Num Num

    November 14th, 2012

    This brings to mind the moronic assertion by lefties how smart and science-y they are.

    Every left-prog I’ve ever encountered in the education system avoids the discipline of hard science and engineering like an OWS-er does flush toilets.

    They invariably go into ‘humanities and arts’ and their contemporary absurd offshoots such as “gender-studies” where they can just make shit up.

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  18. The Doktor

    November 14th, 2012

    Two errors, actually. The CO error, of course. But he chastised one guy for stating, CORRECTLY, that solar flares have more impact on climate and weather than does “man”.

    Remember the HEAT WAVE this summer? The Droughts? And does anyone remember the MASSIVE SOLAR FLARES that the Sun was experiencing in the Spring and Summer?

    And, sadly, I now fear that “any grade-schooler” would know the facts. They have been Indoctrinated to BELIEVE the AGW crap.

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  19. Death_By_Farts

    November 14th, 2012

    I pointed and laughed alright…Didn’t even need to watch the video…

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  20. big goopher

    November 14th, 2012

    how much damage did that Aurora Boreolis in minnesota last night do to the environment??

    and is that why my am radio wouldn’t do nuttin last night and this morning

    [[spose mn up for another tax?]]

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  21. Tony R

    November 14th, 2012

    Chris Mathews is, arguably, the stupidist person on TeeVee. Including all the Kardashians!

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  22. Nutjob

    November 14th, 2012

    Can someone please do the planet a favor and hit him in the head with a piece of carbon coal.

    If people start getting charged by their emissions his 7th generation grandkids will be paying for this emission spewing blowhard.

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