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Janeane Garofalo Unwittingly Married for 20 Years
Alcohol-fueled nuptials in Las Vegas aren’t typically known for their longevity, but comedienneJaneane Garofalo is bucking the trend, announcing she had been unknowingly, legally married for 20 years.
Speaking at a New York Comedy Festival reunion for “The Ben Stiller Show,” the 48-year-old explained that she married writer Rob Cohen as a joke in Las Vegas in the 1990s, and didn’t realize the marriage was official, the New York Post reports.
“Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight,” Garofalo said. “We were married for 20 years until this evening,” she told the audience.
Cohen later went on to produce hit sitcom “The Big Bang Theory.”
RosalindJ
November 14th, 2012
No. Half-wittingly, maybe.
Stirrin the B.S.
November 14th, 2012
Unwittingly describes EVERY Obumphuk voter.
Speaking of idiots, here’s an Obama voter:
http://news.yahoo.com/sentence-wraps-ohio-woman-idiot-sign-134836025.html
marleenna1959
November 14th, 2012
the only way she can have a lasting marriage is to live separately from her spouse.
conservative cowgirl
November 14th, 2012
I don’t know anything about her former better half, but his blood alcohol level must have been just short of being comatose, let’s say about .44, in order to marry that.
I AM TOSK
November 14th, 2012
UGH! Worse than gay marriage!
FreedomCat
November 14th, 2012
Rob is a dolt. He married her even as a joke and he created Big Bang Theory which is one of the dumbest sitcoms ever made.
Keyser Söze
November 14th, 2012
Her husband should sue for divorce and get payment to keep him in the style she is accustomed.
There is evidence of her having sex outside of the marriage…I saw fucking Allen on “Two And A Half Men”.
WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrustyB
November 14th, 2012
Every time I see a picture of Janeane Garofalo my skin feels itchy.
conservative cowgirl
November 14th, 2012
@Stirrin the B.S., she just looks bored, doesn’t she? No “shame in her game”. But why is the judge’s name “Pinkey”? That’s what I want to know!
Poonces
November 14th, 2012
All I got out of this is that someone would have to be seriously drunk to marry her, and apparently no man has been that drunk since she was in her 20′s.
Stirrin the B.S.
November 14th, 2012
@CC – there’s a lot of shame and remorse there, let me tell ya. It’s just oozing out of her ‘tude.
eternal cracker p
November 14th, 2012
What did Drew Carry do to his face?
persecutor
November 14th, 2012
God, she’s the poster child for eugenics.
muddjuice (Absolutist)
November 14th, 2012
She’d be pretty if it weren’t for her face…..
Xavier
November 14th, 2012
^or brain. Or lips nose mouth cheeks brow eyes chin forehead jawline hair neck eyebrows and mustache.
But other than that yeah a good lookin’ woman.
Pickled Liver
November 14th, 2012
Fugly woman – inside and out !
jeff
November 14th, 2012
That woman (and I use the term loosely) couldn’t pour water out of a glass, even with the directions printed on the bottom.
As for “The Big Bang Theory” it is a big bust. It is not funny, just boring. The last show that was funny, was MASH during the first couple of seasons. Any show that has to include a laugh track is a dud.
muddjuice (Absolutist)
November 14th, 2012
@ Xavier
Not to mention her awesome morals and ethics. Her liberal thoughts and deeds make her attractive – to the devil…..
muddjuice (Absolutist)
November 14th, 2012
@ jeff
I disagree. Murder She Wrote was hilarious!
Wait. What? That wasn’t a comedy?
Nevermind….
Corona
November 14th, 2012
I’m curious. Has the IRS been looking into the taxes she may now have to pay since she’s been falsely filing as ‘single’ for all these years? Hmmmmmm?
Stranded in Sonoma
November 14th, 2012
@Corona — BWAHAhahahahahahaha!
Come on, Janeane! Be a good little socialist lackey and pay the taxes you owe!
BWAHAhahahahahahaha!
hanoverfist
November 14th, 2012
“comedienneJaneane Garofalo”
Stopped readin there.
Rick
November 14th, 2012
Can a notary dissolve a marriage? If so, then why do we need divorce lawyers?
And why aren’t they scrambling to hire one to untangle the property settlement?
This is funnier than anything Jannine ever said or Rob ever wrote…
NITWIT
November 14th, 2012
Isn’t she the first person to survive an abortion?
LadyGun12
November 14th, 2012
Can’t stand the beotch, but I love “The Big Bang Theory”.
Tim
November 14th, 2012
I been drunk … I been stoned … I’ve dropped acid … STP … Mescaline … smoked dope… hashish … opium … snorted heroin … cocaine … black beauties … Darvon … Seconol … Butane … Propane … Sterno …
But I ain’t NEVER been THAT fucked up!
missinmich
November 14th, 2012
And this is the dumb bitch that was telling us how stupid GWB and TeaParty members are.
How f**king stupid do you have to be to get married in Vegas, even as a “joke”, and not know it’s legal.
scr_north
November 14th, 2012
I seem to remember her talking about getting married in Vegas as a giggle awhile ago. I wonder whether she’s just trying to bump her career with some outrageous story. On the other hand she is a retard…
Mary Jane Anklestraps
November 14th, 2012
So let I get this straight…
She got married in Las Vegas (needing a marriage license to do so) but she didn’t know she got married ‘for reals’. Then she got a divorce in NY… even though she got married in NEVADA? How’s that work?
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November 27th, 2012
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November 27th, 2012
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