Home - by Cardigan - November 14, 2012 - 23:00 America/New_York - 40 Comments
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November 14th, 2012
Again, not a single sangawitch was made.
I’m torn between, this was really stupid, to, I hear the same stuff where I live and It’s in Cali. (except the ever hated U all) to, I want to meet the girl with the big ass bandage on her knee. I bet she could pop the wax out of your ears.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Heehee. Bless their hearts.
and not a single, “he has his own doublewide”
Anyone else here think Southen Accents on women, especially the North Carolina variety, are 100 proof boner fuel?
I think this is funny as hell. And damn accurate.
Why do I have legs like that chick with all the bruises and band aids? I didnt realize that was a Southern thing. LOL
ya’ll come back now..ya’hear?
It’s humor! Laugh for goodness sake. I live in East TN and hear a lot of this. We don’t mind poking a little fun at ourselves occasionally. You should try it. Really.
Mrs. mkultra is a native Texan.
I’ve seen legs like that before.
@ Mr Happy…
Probably Carolina wimin…the Duke Mayonnaise and the love/hate Clemson comments got me leaning that way…
…if only they’d said that they HATE Duke (Blue Devils), now THAT would of nailed it down right there.
If I wanted to hear that crap, I’d turn off the computer and to back in yonder. and I didn’t say I NEEDED another boat, I just said I’s gettin another boat! Don’t make no damn difference how many I got in the yard daggumit!
So what’s wrong with asking if the pistol comes in pink?
November 15th, 2012
Not a good color for concealment. Pink AR’s not practical unless your going shopping. Tactical failure.
I always figgered that so long as there’s a suthern acksent there’s still an America. Bless our little ‘ol hearts.
and as a North Carolinian, I do use the words “reckon”, “ain’t”, “yonder”, “y’all” and use the phrases “tight as tree bark”, “Tight as a tick”, “serious as a heart attack” and a lot of the stuff these baby dolls say…and a man can not have enough boats, guns or fishin poles!
I like to put it on extra thick when I’m around Yankees.
Bad, guess you are right. Darn.
They lost me when they said you don’t need another boat.
I hope they can swim.
Listen, I live (by accidental misfortune) real close to Dog Patch, Arkansas, and not far from Toad Suck — I shit you not, and I can verify that about half of that talk is geographically correct. Sounds a lot like my family in Texas.
Not one “Shit Fire!” though, so it can’t be authentic.
I remember the first time I bought gas in a small town in the South and after I paid the lady at the cash register and started to walk to my car she said, “y’all come back now”, so I turned around to see what she wanted and all I got was a strange look. Had to fill up my tank a few more times before I figured that one out.
I’m fixin to cook me some Spam. Ya want sum?
Luvemall Bless their sweethearts, Shonuf we all need more guns,jess lookie at the shite in the whitehouse ,bastid an white HO Hillery wants to take all our guns away from us I can’t belive somany dumbshits voted for the pice o shite.. LOL whats the world comming to ? gun control shit civil war babe .. bring it on .I can’t run sso have to stand and fight till I run out of ammo .LOL
What!? No mention of “shakin’ like a dog shittin’ razor blades” or “slicker’n snot on a doorknob”?
And I helped!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Reminds me– I LOVE Barbara Mandrell… still.
Also like Cletus T. Judd’s follow-up:
Too funny! Thanks for sharing.
Well, I best git back to my chores. I’m fixin’ to fry up some yard bird fer supper.
Stirrin the B.S.
I might could come up with a few more phrases they missed.
The best part was the banjo music at the end.
That was funny! And so true! I say stuff like ALL the time (I’m a Georgia Peach). My favorite saying is “my ass in a mayonaisse jar!”
I’ve never seen meth legs before. Is that a Southern thing?
That just made me bust out laughin’.
“I’d have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile and talk with that Southern accent; it drives me wild!”
Hah! “Owprah’s new network SUUCKS!”
@Unruly Refugee: I’m familiar with that territory as well “Shiiit faaar”
I grew up hearing my mother say “I’m gonna beat the faaar outta you”, and had no idea what she was saying until many years later.
Bayouwulf, Western TN here, and a phrase they left out is “Well, he NEEDED killin’”.
Also, beware any Southern woman that stares at you and then says “Oh HELL no!”
They sound normal to me…
Touche, Rick. In fact, the phrase “Well, he needed killin” is justifiable defence in a lotta courts down South. Aint’ it great livin in Dixie?
Ernest T. Bass
yeah… and nothing looks as fine as southern women.
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