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Obama Considering Earl of Ketchup for Defense Secretary
Sen. John Kerry – Heinz (D-Mass)
Keeping with his theme of America as a defender of freedom and a Military Power in the world, the Washington Post hints President Obama is considering the appointment of The Duke of Heinz / The Earl of Ketchup - U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-Mass) to the cabinet office of Secretary of Defense.
One of the wealthy 1%, Sen.Kerry, a Navy veteran turned anti-war activist and critic of the use of the military by Reagan, Bush 41 and 43, campaigned for the presidency in part against Bush 43′s efforts at waging of war on terror (while never criticizing the bombing of civilians during Clinton’s misuse of the air force in Kosovo and ignoring the rivers of Rwanda running red with blood and headless bodies). Testifying in 1970 to a Senate Committee, he accused the US of war crimes.
Before his anti-war days, Sen. Kerry spent a four-month tour of duty in Vietnam receiving 3 Purple Hearts from a grateful nation for wounds, including shooting himself in the leg and the most serious suffered using an MRE can opener in Saigon in 1969. It is believed he was sent home for his own protection…..
Buffalo Bilious
November 13th, 2012
He should hire the entire cast of SNL. Bad jokes.
Navy Squid
November 13th, 2012
OMG! Will this nightmare ever end????? The morale in our military is rock bottom as it is – “lurch” would be the final nail in the coffin!
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
November 13th, 2012
Just freaking great, my step son is about to deploy into the tall rocks in Afghanistan in 2 months.
I was hoping on Romney to pull the plug there but now, who knows.
What the hell are we still doing there again? Didn’t O say we had to go?
Major Mal function
November 13th, 2012
This could work to our favor. Get him an a tank like fellow Masshole Dukakis. With Jawn’s record of wounding himself in strange ways, he’ll probably run over himself.
Brian
November 13th, 2012
How many traitors will that make?
jclady
November 13th, 2012
The most senior member of the Senate to throw the military under the bus.
Yep; That’s who I would pick.
Ten Megaton
November 13th, 2012
Swiftboat Kerry. Can anyone say Mchale’s Navy?
Bad Brad
November 13th, 2012
That figures. I still will not buy fucking Heinz ketchup. This dudes a COWARD and a traitor.
MAJ Mike
November 13th, 2012
Hory clap!!!
Are we living within an SNL skit? Can this be happening? I gotta sign that petition for Texas to cecede.
I’m so glad I retired from the Big Green Machine before this happened.
Rick
November 13th, 2012
Lt. Kerry’s biggest problem stems from the fact his first Chief Petty Officer didn’t raise him right.
Never saw a weapons program that he didn’t want to cut.
And I STILL say that lying traitorous sumbitch is sitting on “Bad Paper” or he would have released his service record to someone else than the Boston Globe.
Carlos The Jackal
November 13th, 2012
Put sarah jessica parker in a cabinet position and you’ll have the start of a pretty good stable.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
November 13th, 2012
I would laugh my hairy ass of if it were not so serious. What a joke of a man this asshole is.
Hey Kerry, did you ever find a free place to park you boat?
Tony R
November 13th, 2012
More of Obama rubbing our nose in it.
Name Redacted™
November 13th, 2012
That would be begging for a military coup.
Moe tom
November 13th, 2012
The SOB got a Purple Heart for being wounded by unfried rice.I agree with Tony R. This fothermucker is just shoving it up our asses.
Jerry Manderin
November 13th, 2012
Remember what they say happened to Neidermeyer at the end of “Animal House?”
Just throwing that out there.
Chiefly
November 13th, 2012
You rang?
J Frank Parnell
November 13th, 2012
So a horse walks up John Kerry and asks, “Why the long face?”
Sorry. The psychological torture gives me bad humor along with my ulcer.
Unslung Hero
November 13th, 2012
OK……….who is gonna replace Hillary…………Lindsay Lohan????
RWF
November 13th, 2012
This is a joke right?
Gracie
November 13th, 2012
@Unslung
Perhaps Jane Fonda? Why not? This country is being brought to it’s knees with this asshole in power.
lamchops
November 13th, 2012
Lurch
http://www.garytiplady.co.uk/gallery/albums/Lurch/normal_lurch%2029.JPG
Bad Brad
November 13th, 2012
lamchops,Yeah, that’s the worthless piece of shit. It is really amazing how for some dead losers can ascend. I will bet money this asshole got his ass kicked by everyone in his class form First grade thru his high school years. His body language just screams loser.
Bad Brad
November 13th, 2012
Wonder if he ever paid his taxes on the S.S. Minow.
MN Patriot
November 13th, 2012
Drudge has just scrubbed all Kerry links!
Bad Brad
November 13th, 2012
MN Patriot, Fuck me. You know what that means. One more slap in the face. Number two on my list for a fore arm shiv across the bridge of the nose, and now.
Anne
November 13th, 2012
^ BWI ^
Jarhead Cracka
November 14th, 2012
I still have my copy of “Unfit for command”. With Obumsteer and Kerry as Nat’l Command Authority, any bets on how many Senior NCO’s will retire rather than continue to serve under this asshole?
Nutjob
November 14th, 2012
Its only appopriate the shit weasel would and should be the secretary of defense in keeping with this admins desecration of the military, lack of courage, and rodeo posse of honorary cowards to lead us into obllivious death for our enemies.
Nutjob
November 14th, 2012
Is that blood on Barrys hands or ketchup?
Bad Brad
November 14th, 2012
Kiss my ass Sybil. Get a job.
Name Redacted™
November 14th, 2012
I just realized why that Frankenstein looked so handsome compared to John Kerry.
Diogenes used Boris Karloff’s Frank, but the real look-alike is Herman Munster:
http://www.tvweek.com/blogs/tvbizwire/Herman-Munster.jpg
The Doktor
November 14th, 2012
What next? Hanoi Jane for head of Veteran’s Affairs?
Mz McHorsey
November 14th, 2012
With Peeeelousy keeping the shadow job in the House, and with their penchant for stealing, stuffing,bribing with taxpayer money, and conning to get elected, we will have that retard back in power….America is DOOMED…thanks dimmos!!!