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Home - by - November 13, 2012 - 19:00 America/New_York - 45 Comments

According to this enlightened site, we are delusional and paranoid because dozens of precincts in Pennsylvania had a grand total of ZERO votes for Romney. This is a statistical impossibility when one considers that in all of these precincts there was not one “mistake” vote for Romney.

But I’m not going to waste my time trying to reason with these turnips, just look at this gem from the comments:

I am actually one of those people who considered moving to Canada under Bush. I wasn’t so much worried about what would happen to liberals like me as I was concerned not to raise my children in a polity that was going to commit massive war crimes for the rest of their lives. I’m ashamed of the impulse, really, but I lost faith in the ideal of democracy after 2000 and 2004–once was an accident (?) and the second time seemed like a wake up call. I’m glad I hung in there and worked with other people to get a better government.

This is the mindset we are dealing with. According to this twatwaffle the U.S. is not committing any more war crimes, because Obama doing the EXACT same things as Bush (and in some instances going further than Bush) is righteous.

This isn’t comedy gold, this is comedy fool’s gold.

The idiotic site is called alicublog.

Here are a few more of the intelligentsia’s comments:

satch -

Bluto Big Fur Hat Blutarsky:

“What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Ni**ers stole all the votes in Philadelphia? HELL no! What the fuck happened to the America I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh?

montag2 -“Yes, indeed, it’s downright racist to not vote for rich, white Republicans that think black people are all moochers and looters.

“Why, in better times (when the pickaninnies were all 3/5ths of a vote), we didn’t have this kind of trouble. No, sirree, bob. We are going to take our country back, one lunch counter and drinking fountain at a time.

Yep. We are racists, dontchaknow. It’s only a matter of time before the commenters say that I’m a southern Christian that clings to his guns and lives in a trailer with his sister. That bigot train is never late.

And there are still people out there that think the 3/5ths compromise was disparaging to slaves???  The stupid is as palpable as it is painful.

Also in the comments is the unified sentiment that the right in this country is a hindrance to the left’s vision and that we are not necessary and, left unfettered, the progressives have a Utopia awaiting.

Math is not their strong suit. They believe that they could somehow sustain the entitlement class without the bulk of the private sector. Interesting. I’d love to see that.

» 45 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    November 13th, 2012

    “What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Ni**ers”

    I could be wrong, but I don’t ever remember FUR using that word in a direct context.

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  2. Unneutral

    November 13th, 2012

    I fantasize about the idea of liberals and conservatives living separately and watching what happens.

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  3. puyalluppete

    November 13th, 2012

    Was that the work of “The new black panthers”?
    Thank Eric Holder.

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  4. Xavier

    November 13th, 2012

    Well that’s one swamp I’ll never wade into again; it’s pure unmitigated hatred without any logic or humor. And I suspect a bit of fear too – they know who’s going to be blamed when things take a turn for the worse. They still have that Bush fixation, too. Some things never change.

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  5. Racist

    November 13th, 2012

    Math is not their strong suit. They believe that they could somehow sustain the entitlement class without the bulk of the private sector. Interesting. I’d love to see that.

    Yeah they actually do. One of the comments I saw last week in response to the secession was, “Good let them go. More benefits for us!”!!!

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  6. jclady

    November 13th, 2012

    “Math is not their strong suit. They believe that they could somehow sustain the entitlement class without the bulk of the private sector. Interesting. I’d love to see that.”

    Yep. The schools have so indoctrinated these people that they have no idea there are other countries in this world. Namely, Greece, Spain, Great Britain, etc.

    They have never grasped the concept that Socialism is great until you run out of other people’s money.

    And they never will.

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  7. Racist

    November 13th, 2012

    Liberals are like the teenager who decides to kill their parents because they cut their allowance to pay for the car after the kid took it for a joyride and crashed it!

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  8. Name Redacted™

    November 13th, 2012

    Ya know, this brings up something I’ve been mulling over lately.

    I think that second Bush win had the same effect on lefties that Obama’s second win has had on us. That completely depressed feeling that your country is going down the tubes (although in our case, the country really IS going down the tubes).

    So what happened? Remember how dug-in and crazy the left got during Bush’s last term? How they completely cartoonized the guy to the extent that he hardly shows his face in public to this day? How the economy collapsed at the end of his term, and they have been able to place the blame on him for years? How they united, picked a savior, and went “all in” (ha ha) to get him elected?

    If Romney had gotten elected, the Tea Party may have faded away as conservatives became complacent. Not now. We’ve already got an “army,” and we’re organized. And now we get to be noisy thorns in the side of this empty chair until we come roaring back in just a little while.

    Stick to it, friends, it’s never over.

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  9. Xavier

    November 13th, 2012

    The fun part is going to be watching every special interest group turn on Barry as they realize all the promises were bullshit. It’s going to be a rough few years to be a liberal. I’m predicting massive whine and angst followed by “but but but Bush”.

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 13th, 2012

    @Racist — That is the most succinct description of a liberal/socialist I have ever heard! I am stealing it.

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  11. illustr8r

    November 13th, 2012

    I sent Betsy McCaughey’s article about ObamaCaret o a few lib friends. My impression from their responses are that all of the impending doom is going to affect someone else.

    “Obamacare helps others and that’s why it’s great-I don’t need help with my health insurance though. I don’t mind paying a little more if it’ll help others.”

    Oof. Wait. Wait until their Mom, Dad, grandparents are denied healthCARE. Then it will matter.

    It’s all rainbows and faux compassion right now.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/beware_obamacare_now_reality_YT42eCrsbtZC3KbDONGm4O

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  12. Cate

    November 13th, 2012

    >>I fantasize about the idea of liberals and conservatives living separately and watching what happens.

    So do I.

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  13. Cate

    November 13th, 2012

    >>>Yeah they actually do. One of the comments I saw last week in response to the secession was, “Good let them go. More benefits for us!”!!!

    HAHAHAHA!!

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  14. Dr. Tar

    November 13th, 2012

    After perusing the lefty wed site a couple of minutes I have the same response as Lili von Shtupp in Blazing Saddles “How Ordinary.”

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  15. scr_north

    November 13th, 2012

    Why do the lefties that threatened to move to Canada think that Canada wants them or would even let them emigrate?

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  16. mkultra

    November 13th, 2012

    I hope the liberal baby boomers last long enough to live in an Obamacare long term care facility. Staffed by SEIU members and affirmative action MDs.

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  17. Moe tom

    November 13th, 2012

    I’m not a racist, just pissed off. I’ve avoided pure racist comentary in the past, but now I really don’t give a shit anymore and I will ridicule racist bitches and bastards whenever I can.

    With the reelection of Barack Hussain Obama things are going to improve for Blacks in this racist country. That I am sure of. Some time last year or so, Congresswoman Shelia Jackson Lee of Houston, Texas complained that the names of hurricane are all caucasian sounding. Katrina, for example, and most recently, Sandy. White bitches. She wants names like Chamiqua,Tanisha,Woeisha,Shagwillia, and even
    Le-ia, pronounced Ledashia, the dash is not silent. She would also like weather reports to be in “street language” that people can understand.
    Apparently the big problem with Katrina was that the people in New Orleans did not understand the seriousness of the situation. “Winds are going to blow at 140 Miles per Hour,” too hard to understand?
    Here’s what Shelia Jack son Lee wants:

    “Wazzup mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin’ fo’ yo ass like Leroy on a rocket!
    Bitch be a cat-ta-gory Fo’! So turn off dem chitlins,grab yo’ chirren, leave yo’ crib an’head fo’ da nearest FEMA office fi’ yo’ free shit.”

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  18. greaterthepete

    November 13th, 2012

    I went there to pick a fight but,with all those mental midgets it seemed pointless.

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  19. Houston

    November 13th, 2012

    Just an observation but have any of these brainiacs not noticed the vast majority of the time the “N” word is used is when the left is putting phrases into the mouths of those on the right?

    I thought they were the ones who had gotten beyond the color of a person’s skin?

    Don’t worry. Its a rhetorical question.

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  20. Menderman

    November 13th, 2012

    Why give them the gift of iOTW traffic?

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  21. Bad Brad

    November 13th, 2012

    “>>I fantasize about the idea of liberals and conservatives living separately and watching what happens.”

    I fantasize about that girl with the cat. Just saying.

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  22. won, fore! won, fore!

    November 13th, 2012

    Yet another leftie asshat who doesn’t understand that the. 3/5ths clause was used by antislavery advocates to deny slaveowners the use of their slaves in representave apportionment for slave States. I wager this same clown would call for a ban on dihydrous oxide because it kills thousands pf people every year.

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  23. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 13th, 2012

    Some Lefttwat Site Says That Our Thoughts Are Comedy Gold

    As opposed to: President Barack Hussein Obama.

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  24. Houston

    November 13th, 2012

    Exactly Menderman. Those idiots will just think they are on the right (ahem •correct•) path if we go over there.

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  25. jclady

    November 13th, 2012

    @Menderman — But Fur didn’t give them the gift of IOTW traffic. There is no link in the post.

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  26. Cate

    November 13th, 2012

    >>>I hope the liberal baby boomers last long enough to live in an Obamacare long term care facility. Staffed by SEIU members and affirmative action MDs.

    Wow… I shudder at the thought.

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  27. Menderman

    November 13th, 2012

    jclady…we are smart..we went there…didn’t you?

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  28. jclady

    November 13th, 2012

    @Menderman — nope. If a link is not given I have a feeling that traffic is not warranted.

    Just me.

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  29. jclady

    November 13th, 2012

    But I am smart!

    I tell myself that every day.

    :)

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  30. MN Patriot

    November 13th, 2012

    Brad, that girl with the cat is someones daughter.
    just sayin.

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  31. Menderman

    November 13th, 2012

    I looked…read all 72 comments…and if you read the comments here, a bunch of us peaked our heads in the door to see what the site looks like..ain’t much to it…and they hate grits just because they are southern…but that hate sterotypes. They are not anyway near as bad a moron.org, but they are stupid.

    One of the commenters was saying that union members and community organizers are the givers in this world, and Romney is a takers because workers make things and Romney just takes money from his workers…

    I suppose to them taxpayers are the takers and gov’t is the giver because there would be no taxpayers without gov’t?

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  32. David K

    November 13th, 2012

    BFH, I was thinking of creating a lefty site and get donations from them. I am beginning to think I could not be dumb enough to pass off as one of them. I guess I better recycle that idea.

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  33. Moe tom

    November 13th, 2012

    Yeah Brad, fantasizing? at your age? WTF man?

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  34. Bad Brad

    November 13th, 2012

    MN Patriot, Not mine,

    Moe tom, That’s all I got left.

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  35. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 13th, 2012

    I don’t want to visit any more progressive sites. It’s not that they are particular stupid (although they are), and it’s not that I vehemently disagree with their political “philosophy” (which I do whenever I can figure it out) – it’s that they are soooo boring. Mind numbingly boring.

    Comment: Conservatives are just white racists.

    Comment: I disagree – conservatives are fucking white fucking racists.

    Comment: You’re both wrong – fucking conservatives are fucking white mother fucking racists.

    Moderator: I love your insight, wit and humor guys. By the way, I scrubbed 127 comments that disagreed with you, because they were racist.

    Actually, the above example is probably more sophisticated that what you typically find on a leftist site.

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  36. AbigailAdams

    November 13th, 2012

    We could play the “Did you know?” game w/them.

    For example: “Did you know that the Ku Klux Klan was started during Reconstruction (that’s post-Civil War era for people who don’t know American History) by Democrats and was an official arm of terror by the Democrat Part?” Read More: http://www.nationalblackrepublicans.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pages.DYKKKKTerroristArmoftheDemocratParty&page_id=93&tp_preview=true

    Or:

    “Did you know that it was the Republican Party, and not the Democrat Party, who championed and passed Acts of Congress as early as 1866 and 1867 in order to protect blacks from Democrats’ acts of violence and intimidation towards both black and white Republicans in the South?”

    Or:

    “Did you know that Democrats, who always refer to people’s skin color, gender and ethnicity, typically misunderstand the lack of such references by Republicans as “racism”, but that Republicans don’t reference these terms because justice is blind?”

    “Now you know. Check back here frequently for more ‘Did You Know’s'”

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  37. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 13th, 2012

    @AbigailAdams: “Did you know” that I’ve been called a racist so much in the past couple of years that the term isn’t even an insult any more?

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  38. Moe tom

    November 13th, 2012

    Did you know that a very mild mannered gentleman that I know said, in view of the fact that Obama was reelected, that if he knew where Lincoln was buried, he’d dig him up and shoot him again.

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  39. Lowell

    November 13th, 2012

    ” I’m glad I hung in there and worked with other people to get a better government.”

    The biting disappointment of failing so miserably will be ameliorated over time. Buck up grasshopper, Hitler may actually present again for your endorsement.

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  40. Mr.Gates

    November 13th, 2012

    Why do the White Socialist Filth insist that only black people can be selfish, self centered, narcissistic, unmotivated, ethically corrupt, morally bankrupt, self destructive, nihilistic, thieves? There are many more of them than there are blacks who are like that.

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  41. RosalindJ

    November 13th, 2012

    @illustr8r, I’ve visited a few lefty boards and dropped some questions about obmacare (hey, he thinks calling it that is nifty, so boo). One that they can’t get around is the problem with the Liverpool ‘Care’ Pathway, except by saying ..oh yes, it’s a serious problem.. we need to keep our eye on something like that..

    I tell them to talk to me when it’s your uncle up against the American version of it.

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  42. Houston

    November 13th, 2012

    I’m more pissed off that they don’t like grits than them thinking I’m a racist.

    Sugar, butter a sprinkle of bacon.

    Mmmmmmmm… Bacon

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  43. Maudie N Mandeville

    November 13th, 2012

    satch -thinks he’s clever for co-opting a movie quote. Genius.
    montag2 – once again fails at the history of the 3/5 vote, but he manages to use the nigger word.

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  44. mickey_moussaoui

    November 13th, 2012

    The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of
    entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit
    and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common
    sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for
    their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama,
    who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of the fools
    should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their
    prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a
    fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made
    him their
    president.

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  45. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 14th, 2012

    Put a Cain/West ticket on the 2016 campaign and you’ll see the libs exposed as the vile, repugnant racist that they truly are.

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