According to this enlightened site, we are delusional and paranoid because dozens of precincts in Pennsylvania had a grand total of ZERO votes for Romney. This is a statistical impossibility when one considers that in all of these precincts there was not one “mistake” vote for Romney.
But I’m not going to waste my time trying to reason with these turnips, just look at this gem from the comments:
I am actually one of those people who considered moving to Canada under Bush. I wasn’t so much worried about what would happen to liberals like me as I was concerned not to raise my children in a polity that was going to commit massive war crimes for the rest of their lives. I’m ashamed of the impulse, really, but I lost faith in the ideal of democracy after 2000 and 2004–once was an accident (?) and the second time seemed like a wake up call. I’m glad I hung in there and worked with other people to get a better government.
This is the mindset we are dealing with. According to this twatwaffle the U.S. is not committing any more war crimes, because Obama doing the EXACT same things as Bush (and in some instances going further than Bush) is righteous.
This isn’t comedy gold, this is comedy fool’s gold.
The idiotic site is called alicublog.
Here are a few more of the intelligentsia’s comments:
Bluto Big Fur Hat Blutarsky:
“What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Ni**ers stole all the votes in Philadelphia? HELL no! What the fuck happened to the America I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh?
montag2 -“Yes, indeed, it’s downright racist to not vote for rich, white Republicans that think black people are all moochers and looters.
“Why, in better times (when the pickaninnies were all 3/5ths of a vote), we didn’t have this kind of trouble. No, sirree, bob. We are going to take our country back, one lunch counter and drinking fountain at a time.
Yep. We are racists, dontchaknow. It’s only a matter of time before the commenters say that I’m a southern Christian that clings to his guns and lives in a trailer with his sister. That bigot train is never late.
And there are still people out there that think the 3/5ths compromise was disparaging to slaves??? The stupid is as palpable as it is painful.
Also in the comments is the unified sentiment that the right in this country is a hindrance to the left’s vision and that we are not necessary and, left unfettered, the progressives have a Utopia awaiting.
Math is not their strong suit. They believe that they could somehow sustain the entitlement class without the bulk of the private sector. Interesting. I’d love to see that.