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  1. chiefillinicake

    November 13th, 2012

    Well, one thing about getting out of the gate early…easier to avoid getting “the cankles”.

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  2. conservative cowgirl

    November 13th, 2012

    Does it come with a tiny EBT card because Ken won’t marry her?

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  3. chiefillinicake

    November 13th, 2012

    Puberty and responsibility..a match made in heaven.

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  4. FreedomCat

    November 13th, 2012

    @CC – Loved it! :-)

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  5. Eileen

    November 13th, 2012

    Honestly, would you give this to your daughter? I guess the perversity in the minds of voters and the weak leadership of O have spoken loud and clear.

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  6. Bad Brad

    November 13th, 2012

    Wrong pigmentation.

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  7. chiefillinicake

    November 13th, 2012

    This site (and the world) is okay, but come visit my new enterprise:

    IOWNTHEUNIVERSE.COM

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  8. chiefillinicake

    November 13th, 2012

    Bad link. Fuck.

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  9. conservative cowgirl

    November 13th, 2012

    @Freedom Cat, thanks!

    Am I the only one left who doesn’t fork over a baby gift to an unmarried couple or single mom expecting? Our family was shocked to find out that we have a relative we knew nothing about amongst our Norwegian relatives. She is descended from a Norwegian girl who was schtupping the boss’ son in the old country. They shipped her off to America and a childless relative adopted the kid. I guess they figured that was the place to offload their dirty little secrets. And THAT’s how it should be, dang it! We didn’t find out until, what? over a hundred years later!

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  10. Melody

    November 14th, 2012

    It’s Fur’s birthday since it is 12:30 am back east.

    So Happy Furry Birph-day Hat.. and many more.

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  11. mkultra

    November 14th, 2012

    Happy Birthday, Fur!

    Hi, Melody. Love the avatar.

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  12. MN Patriot

    November 14th, 2012

    Happy B-day BFH. :)

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  13. Melody

    November 14th, 2012

    Thanks mk :)

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  14. norman einstein

    November 14th, 2012

    Happy Birthday, BFH!
    Take the day off and enjoy some hedonistic celebratory festivities! You’ve earned it!

    As far as that “doll” goes, I had to groogle it, and sure enough…it’s real, all right.
    And the model that popped up came with lots of shoes!
    What else would a teen mom need, right?
    I like the “Warning: choking hazard” on the front of the box. Not for kids under 3 years old.
    Oh, okay…that’s such a relief.

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  15. MaryfromMarin

    November 14th, 2012

    Does this Barbie wear a wedding ring? (the flip side of Conservative Cowgirl’s comment)

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  16. Bad Brad

    November 14th, 2012

    Happy birthday FUR. You’ve gone far for 23.

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  17. Nutjob

    November 14th, 2012

    Does it come with a coathanger or a suction device to suck the brains from the unborn skull?

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  18. fullcirclethinker

    November 14th, 2012

    @ Nutjob: Those are part of the accessories package.

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  19. MaryfromMarin

    November 14th, 2012

    This is the logical conclusion of the media’s recent obsession with “baby bumps”. The being pregnant part is cool–the reality and rsponsibility of child-rearing, for a teenager? Not so much.

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  20. Melody

    November 14th, 2012

    What sad times we are living in.

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  21. Lisl

    November 14th, 2012

    Scheisse! Is this a real doll?

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 14th, 2012

    She was a doll before she was pregnant.
    Now she’s a SWAK.

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  23. Houston

    November 14th, 2012

    Comes with a GED the “Barbie Dream Trailer” and the “Barbie Dream Camaro”.

    Shirtless Ken with “Thug Life” tattooed across his abs sold separately.

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  24. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 14th, 2012

    This doll comes with a democratic party registration form. Unbelievable.

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  25. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 14th, 2012

    @Boobie – don’t you mean SKANK?

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  26. Aidan

    November 14th, 2012

    Does the doll come with free contraceptives? They can’t possibly be extra.

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  27. Dr. Tar

    November 14th, 2012

    I don’t see a Burka, Chador, Niqab, Jibab or other Hijab. I find it offensive that the religion of women’s rights is not represented by this doll.

    What’s that you say? Oh the doll is too old to be Arab. The Muslim one is a pregant 11 years old.

    old.http://www.jihadwatch.org/2012/11/saudi-arabia-5000-child-brides-under-age-14.html

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  28. even steven

    November 14th, 2012

    Those dolls are on the store shelf right next to the Planned Parenthood Botched Abortion dolls.

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  29. there's a WHOLE LOT of smart people out there

    November 14th, 2012

    @Dr. Tar – dont have time to look, are they ALL in America or just Israel,.ERR scatered thruout the world?

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  30. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 14th, 2012

    To Hell with the camper and the Camaro, does it come with a “stirrup exam chair”?

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  31. rex the wunder spunge

    November 14th, 2012

    not to worry , F.D.R., we got everything you need over at MY place i call it:

    iOwnTheInter.net

    goo luck widdat

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  32. Dr. Tar

    November 14th, 2012

    @there’s a WHOLE lot…

    Those are all forms of coverings for women in the Muslim world.

    I was trying to make a joke on the prevelance of Muslim under aged marriages. My assmuption was that a pregnant teenage was more likely come from that part of the world if there are so many child brides.

    Maybe I should have put something in there about clitorectomy, but that would’nt have been very funny.

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  33. Corona

    November 14th, 2012

    It’s not Barbie. Her name is Julia.

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  34. there's a HOLE

    November 14th, 2012

    @Dr. Tar hey doc, minor brainfartagewas, just trying to be funny about the soddies maybe deployiing 5k child brides all over the world ’cause they have a right to practivce their religion, too

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  35. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 14th, 2012

    Is this similar to Trailer Trash Barbie and Redneck Ken?

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  36. citizenjane

    November 14th, 2012

    It’s the ‘Gangsta Bitch Barbie.’ SNL, I forget the year.

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