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Well, one thing about getting out of the gate early…easier to avoid getting “the cankles”.

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Puberty and responsibility..a match made in heaven.

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@CC – Loved it!

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Honestly, would you give this to your daughter? I guess the perversity in the minds of voters and the weak leadership of O have spoken loud and clear.

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This site (and the world) is okay, but come visit my new enterprise:

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Bad link. Fuck.

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@Freedom Cat, thanks!

Am I the only one left who doesn’t fork over a baby gift to an unmarried couple or single mom expecting? Our family was shocked to find out that we have a relative we knew nothing about amongst our Norwegian relatives. She is descended from a Norwegian girl who was schtupping the boss’ son in the old country. They shipped her off to America and a childless relative adopted the kid. I guess they figured that was the place to offload their dirty little secrets. And THAT’s how it should be, dang it! We didn’t find out until, what? over a hundred years later!

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Happy Birthday, Fur!

Hi, Melody. Love the avatar.

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Happy B-day BFH.

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Thanks mk

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Happy Birthday, BFH!
Take the day off and enjoy some hedonistic celebratory festivities! You’ve earned it!

As far as that “doll” goes, I had to groogle it, and sure enough…it’s real, all right.
And the model that popped up came with lots of shoes!
What else would a teen mom need, right?
I like the “Warning: choking hazard” on the front of the box. Not for kids under 3 years old.
Oh, okay…that’s such a relief.

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Does this Barbie wear a wedding ring? (the flip side of Conservative Cowgirl’s comment)

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Happy birthday FUR. You’ve gone far for 23.

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@ Nutjob: Those are part of the accessories package.

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This is the logical conclusion of the media’s recent obsession with “baby bumps”. The being pregnant part is cool–the reality and rsponsibility of child-rearing, for a teenager? Not so much.

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What sad times we are living in.

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Scheisse! Is this a real doll?

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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She was a doll before she was pregnant.
Now she’s a SWAK.

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@Boobie – don’t you mean SKANK?

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Does the doll come with free contraceptives? They can’t possibly be extra.

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I don’t see a Burka, Chador, Niqab, Jibab or other Hijab. I find it offensive that the religion of women’s rights is not represented by this doll.

What’s that you say? Oh the doll is too old to be Arab. The Muslim one is a pregant 11 years old.

old.http://www.jihadwatch.org/2012/11/saudi-arabia-5000-child-brides-under-age-14.html

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Those dolls are on the store shelf right next to the Planned Parenthood Botched Abortion dolls.

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@Dr. Tar – dont have time to look, are they ALL in America or just Israel,.ERR scatered thruout the world?

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To Hell with the camper and the Camaro, does it come with a “stirrup exam chair”?

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not to worry , F.D.R., we got everything you need over at MY place i call it:

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goo luck widdat

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@there’s a WHOLE lot…

Those are all forms of coverings for women in the Muslim world.

I was trying to make a joke on the prevelance of Muslim under aged marriages. My assmuption was that a pregnant teenage was more likely come from that part of the world if there are so many child brides.

Maybe I should have put something in there about clitorectomy, but that would’nt have been very funny.

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It’s not Barbie. Her name is Julia.

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@Dr. Tar hey doc, minor brainfartagewas, just trying to be funny about the soddies maybe deployiing 5k child brides all over the world ’cause they have a right to practivce their religion, too

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Is this similar to Trailer Trash Barbie and Redneck Ken?

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It’s the ‘Gangsta Bitch Barbie.’ SNL, I forget the year.

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