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Obama Joins Baby Jesus in Nativity Scene
The Baby Jesus will have a bit more company in the Nativity on Christmas Day — President Obama and the First Lady.
Figurine replicas of the president and first lady will appear in Italian nativity scenes alongside Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Reuters reported. Naples craftsmen are selling the figurines in advance of Christmas.
“The ones we are selling the most of are those of Barack Obama, America’s new president, along with his wife Michelle, craftsman Genny Di Virgilio told Reuters.
Marlon
November 13th, 2012
If they’re going to craft a “Michelle”, can they at least make her better looking?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 13th, 2012
My Nativity set has a cow and an ass already. Both are brown, too.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 13th, 2012
That figurine looks more like Roscoe Lee Browne than Obumfuk. Don’t tell me…the Moose looks like LaWanda Page… in full character.
Cynic
November 13th, 2012
He should be in Spanish nativities as the “caganer”. A guy taking a dump off to the side.
Troy
November 13th, 2012
“America’s new president”…
WTF???
I guess Obama can indeed say he inherited this mess from #44.
Tracy
November 13th, 2012
JOY TO THE WORLD…MMMM, MMMM, MMMM.
Maudie N Mandeville
November 13th, 2012
The Pope has to be so proud! As inclusive and ecumenical popes have been for 60 years, I’ll bet he will find good things to say about it. I’m surprised Cardinal Dolan hasn’t already expropriated the idea.
Maudie N Mandeville
November 13th, 2012
Are those zits on Obama’s forehead or leprosy?
even steven
November 13th, 2012
They were there to collect gift tax from the three wise men.
Xavier
November 13th, 2012
Adds a certain balance dontcha think?
Antithesis, antipodes, reciprocals, that sort of thing.
Stirrin the B.S.
November 13th, 2012
Instead of the immaculate conception, Bari came into this country by inarticulate deception.
CrustyB
November 13th, 2012
Will Michelle be performing a partial-birth abortion on Mary? Or will it be a live-birth abortion with Barack telling the attending physician he doesn’t have to save he infant’s life?
The Chief
November 13th, 2012
You didn’t build this manger.
Carlos The Jackal
November 13th, 2012
….and about 60 million sheep…
Unneutral
November 13th, 2012
Another sleight of hand to fake out his ignorant followers.
I Luv Bacon
November 13th, 2012
To Herod:
“I will be more flexible after kwanza.”
Racist
November 13th, 2012
Yeah big deal, I have a lawn set Nativity with a camel and and ass that liht up. Although, if there was an actual Obama ornament I would probably have to keep it away from the goat… Baaaarack
Harleybob
November 13th, 2012
That’s what I want a big steaming turd in my Nativity scene. My God, I can’t quite shaking my head.
If I wanted the Wookie in my Nativity scene, I would just turn a donkey around and pin its tail back!
Racist
November 13th, 2012
Luv Bacon what do you mean “TO Herod”? He IS Herod!
Herod the Great Ass
Racist
November 13th, 2012
They must’ve been inspired by the images of Moochelle that people had adorned their yards and homes with last month… for Halloween!
Anonymous
November 13th, 2012
The libtards new black jesus.
RANDO
November 13th, 2012
Nativity Scene! What’s that?
Noelegy
November 13th, 2012
@Cynic, there already are Obama caganer figures. I remember seeing one a couple of years ago. I think someone sent one to Neal Boortz.
super toe
November 13th, 2012
He would be much better suited as a figurine in the Last Supper as a replica of Judas Iscariot.
The Chief
November 13th, 2012
Keep the Obama figurine away from the sheep figurine…just saying.
Put him someplace where nothing could happen…like by Michelle.
Anonymous
November 13th, 2012
Imagine that, two saviors in one place.
Xavier
November 13th, 2012
Next there will be a lil’ baby Barry in the manger.
No I’m not joking.
Tim
November 13th, 2012
Are they doin a “Barry the Lawn Jockey” too?
BILL
November 13th, 2012
well i bet no one protests the nativity scene being displayed in a public building now with obama as baby jesus !
Jethro
November 13th, 2012
Somebody needs to “craft” an archangel to fly down and kick his ass.
Bob M.
November 13th, 2012
Good grief.
Yeah – Jesus was born in an animal manger, but do they REALLY hafta sell the donkey DUNG as a seperate accessory now?!?!
michellesbigbeaver
November 13th, 2012
Does anybody else find the whole Obama cult a little more than frightening? I do not see it but millions of people love this man, especailly foreigners and for what??
The people that love him that I talk to, cannot articulate ONE thing that he has done that deserves such adoration. (because he hasn’t!!)
Now the guy with the Nativity merchandise might be trying to capitalize and make a buck off the popularity but why would anyone in Europe give a two shits about Obama???
Conservatives will never find a person to represent them that the public fawns over so much as the lib-zombies do over Obama. I know that an in the bag puppy press has done much to propagate the Obama mythos but this is now starting to scare me.
Is he the anti-christ??
Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 13th, 2012
@ michellesbigbeaver – Yes, he is.
ReardonMettle
November 13th, 2012
Wholly crap, indeed.
http://www.caganer.com/celebrities-caganers-international-politicians-caganer-barack-obama-p-289.html
Order now, just in time for Barackmas.
michellesbigbeaver
November 13th, 2012
@Reardon: Just place it on the Constitution or the American Flag.
MaryfromMarin
November 13th, 2012
An end run around the canonization process.
MaryfromMarin
November 13th, 2012
He’ll be in Easter baskets next year, mark my words.
Jon Deux
November 13th, 2012
Even the Italians are selling out Jesus to this øbønation!! 11-ty !!!!
Corona
November 13th, 2012
Is it interactive? I mean, after a few minutes does it spontaneously combust?
EinTX
November 13th, 2012
At what point does God just get completely involved and strike this evil devil dead? At what point? Because the rest of us aren’t allowed and cannot buy ourselves an election…
old_oaks
November 13th, 2012
Where can I get some?
Bet they’d be fun targets!
BigSlurpy
November 13th, 2012
I need two dozen just to burn in effigy !
The Doktor
November 14th, 2012
Next, Barry will create HIS OWN religion and dump the “other Nativity Players” altogether.
As Firesign Theater might call it —-
– “The Church of the Blinding Light”
For those that follow are blind indeed.
The Doktor
November 14th, 2012
I forgot to add:
“♫♪♪
OH! Blinding Light!
OH! Light that Blinds!
I cannot see!
Look out for ME!!
♫♪♪”
F.D.R. in Hell
November 14th, 2012
The old expression “A dog in the manger” comes to mind.