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  1. Troy

    November 13th, 2012

    Is that the new braille iPhone 5?

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  2. Troy

    November 13th, 2012

    Scratch that…its an ObamaPhone!

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  3. Diann

    November 13th, 2012

    Blind

    Only philosophically

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  4. conservative cowgirl

    November 13th, 2012

    And the Obama voters who see him looking at his electronic screen and will STILL give him money, knowing his sign is a lie. Why? Because the Obama voters will reward him for his skin color.

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  5. scr_north

    November 13th, 2012

    I wonder whether the Feds under Obama count him as employed for the weekly stats?

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  6. Doc

    November 13th, 2012

    He probably be playin’ “ANGRY WHITE BIRDS”!

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  7. Maudie N Mandeville

    November 13th, 2012

    @Diann: and morally.

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  8. srdem65

    November 13th, 2012

    Reminds one of the Braille dots next to the elevator and on the floor panel inside the elevator.

    The “step away from the door” announcement on a crowded trolly or train.

    “line starts here” signs, when it doesn’t.

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  9. Marlon

    November 13th, 2012

    Is that Stevie Wonder?

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  10. grayscape

    November 13th, 2012

    And dumbass leftards keep putting dollars in his dish.

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  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 13th, 2012

    His sign describes his devotion to Oblowme – not his eyesight.

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  12. Bullman

    November 13th, 2012

    Obama’s brother?

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  13. The Chief

    November 13th, 2012

    Reminds me of this 6th grade classic:

    It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off their clothes and bolt the door to their church.

    Since there were stained glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.

    The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud came at the door.

    One of the shocked nuns ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked “Who is it”?

    The reply from behind the door was “It’s the blind man”.

    The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight-what’s the harm, they figured, so they let him in.

    Upon opening the door, in rambles a burly man in coveralls and duly surprised, exclaims “Holy Shit, Sisters…nice tits!!! Now where can I put these blinds?”

    Makes me miss 6th grade. But you already knew that! :-)

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  14. The Chief

    November 13th, 2012

    I forgot to bring my avatar to work today.

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  15. CrustyB

    November 13th, 2012

    When a liberal pouts and looks at you with sad eyes and demands “What about the poor?” remember to pop this picture in your mind.

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  16. The Chief

    November 13th, 2012

    Don’t mess with me, or I’ll italicize your ass!

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  17. Rio

    November 13th, 2012

    The Blind Man is providing a vital service by relieving White Guilt.

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  18. Loretta in Indiana

    November 13th, 2012

    Life imitates Art — didn’t Eddie Murphy already do that in Trading Places in the previous millennium?

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  19. jus bitchin yo

    November 13th, 2012

    chief, you italicized everyboby’s everything

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  20. Major Mal function

    November 13th, 2012

    Only two taxpayer paid Obama phones? This blind brother is definitely not getting his fair share.

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  21. Major Mal function

    November 13th, 2012

    And yer FIRED! Chief.

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  22. Major Mal function

    November 13th, 2012

    Test testing test

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  23. Major Mal function

    November 13th, 2012

    Trying something else.

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  24. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 13th, 2012

    No Troy, the iPhone 9 will be the first with braille. Siri was telling him he made $9.50.

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