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Endless Toilet Paper Rolls

 

Jokeroo

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  1. chiefillinipancaked

    November 11th, 2012

    That woulda been handy on Wednesday.

    My stress and my colon have a “thing” going on.

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  2. Mr. Happy

    November 11th, 2012

    If men ruled the world, all toilets would be this way.
    That is a well-ordered and squared away john.

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  3. Bad Brad

    November 11th, 2012

    That would be Rev.1, this is Rev.2
    http://gizmodo.com/5033207/pedal+powered-toilet+paper+wiper-brings-both-laziness-and-exercise-to-the-bathroom
    /

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  4. Tony R

    November 11th, 2012

    I suspect someone had a REALLY bad experience running out of T.P. once.

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  5. John F.

    November 11th, 2012

    Like Wow –

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  6. It's shak-N-bake and i helped

    November 11th, 2012

    Not sure why, but it’s gotta be racist. I’m told everything is these days.

    We did this to a stall at a place i once worked at(one of the few pleasure of working 3rd shift is you can pull stuff like this off). Never any paper, someone always stole the loose rolls. It was also a great way to cut down on the graffiti, boogers, and other freaking nasty stuff you find on the walls. Just saying…it worked.

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  7. MN Patriot

    November 11th, 2012

    Photoshop.

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  8. eternal cracker p

    November 12th, 2012

    Great way to entertain 17 cats at the same time.

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  9. Ann Barnhardt

    November 12th, 2012

    I’m sorry, but I can’t spare a square. I haven’t a square to spare.

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  10. Bad Brad

    November 12th, 2012

    Anne. Hope your doing O.K. with the Federalies. Keep your chin up. Not a fun process.

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  11. Xavier

    November 12th, 2012

    Sheryl Crow’s room in Hell.

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  12. Patricia

    November 12th, 2012

    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist!! All-white rolls – gotta diversify.

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  13. Freeshiticus

    November 12th, 2012

    All that toilet paper and not one 0bama campaign hat / toilet seat protector.

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  14. Xavier

    November 12th, 2012

    That actually looks pretty useful; a ruptured appendix has made my GI tract real unhappy.

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  15. Who Dat

    November 12th, 2012

    Someone needs to cut back on the fiber in their diet a little bit!

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  16. Anonymous

    November 12th, 2012

    Still not enough TP for Omama!

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  17. Ricky

    November 12th, 2012

    This looks like a great place to be if your having a fecal fiasco.. they should advertise here..leave all the messy paperwork behind…

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  18. Freeshiticus

    November 12th, 2012

    While camping I had the sudden urge to use the outhouse and some how managed to not pass out from the stench having to stay in there an extra four and a half minutes trying to unravel cheap toilet paper from a roll smashed flat on a thin padlocked bar so that it will not turn.
    Some people are just plain evil.

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  19. bob

    November 12th, 2012

    Ruptured appendix? Might want to get that looked at, Xavier…

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  20. Xavier

    November 12th, 2012

    @bob

    Oh I did. They may be able to operate in a few weeks.

    Protip: don’t wait 4 days to go to the ER.

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  21. IronyCurtain

    November 12th, 2012

    Expecting trouble?

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  22. tracy t

    November 12th, 2012

    prolly the only running fast food joint on staten island

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  23. RANDO

    November 12th, 2012

    @ Brad: Rev 3 should have some gun racks.

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  24. Bayouwulf

    November 12th, 2012

    I don’t get it. Is there something wrong with this? Looks like the proper way to provision a bunker to me.

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