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Why won’t any of her assistants tell her to stop making these faces?

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  1. JaneLovesJesus

    November 11th, 2012

    they are too afraid.

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  2. Cate

    November 11th, 2012

    OMG! She looks like a drag queen. Those eyebrows are literally drawn on. YIKES!

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  3. Ricky

    November 11th, 2012

    And this kids is the mating call for all Sasquatches

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  4. chiefillinicaked

    November 11th, 2012

    Bill Cosby used to make that face. Until he told the truth about blacks and they threw him over.

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  5. Debbie

    November 11th, 2012

    Great. Four more years of Crazy Eye Sasquatch.

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  6. Adrienne

    November 11th, 2012

    Her lip-liner makes her mouth look like the back end of an orangutang, but at least she kept it closed. Usually her mouth is hanging open. Way open!

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  7. kvn

    November 11th, 2012

    “Ow! My balls.”

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  8. RosalindJ

    November 11th, 2012

    Echoing JaneLovesJesus, they don’t want to be shipped far away from the parties, the benefits and sent right to IRS Audit City.

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  9. Loretta in Indiana

    November 11th, 2012

    What a First Lady we would have had in Anne Romney — a true Lady in every sense of the word. Instead, we send in the clown.

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  10. Nufftin

    November 11th, 2012

    That is like telling a dog not to bark.

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  11. mkultra

    November 11th, 2012

    Protip: If you can see white between the cornea and the upper eyelid, you’re dealing with a deranged person.

    http://tinyurl.com/ajkl6cl

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  12. Unneutral

    November 11th, 2012

    I never thought the missing link would have been so offensive but I guess I’m wrong.

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  13. Mr. Happy

    November 11th, 2012

    Michelle is a grotesque creature.
    That a woman so ugly is touted as “glamorous” by the nation’s press and media shows just how far down in the tank the entire pop-culture industrial complex is and how much they hate us.

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  14. mkultra

    November 11th, 2012

    http://tinyurl.com/amxlwow

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  15. Ornery1

    November 11th, 2012

    Maybe that’s her normal face…

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  16. Gina

    November 11th, 2012

    she should keep it up.. it’s a good reminder for the rest of us to not get those “little cheek injections” that we never knew we needed

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  17. Sidekick

    November 11th, 2012

    Whats up with that lazy left eye?

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  18. Navy Squid

    November 11th, 2012

    Hmmm…. Anyone else think she bears an uncanny resemblance to Little Richard? Of course, he *is* prettier!

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  19. Jerry Manderin

    November 11th, 2012

    She makes Lady Bird Johnson look like Cindy Crawford.

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  20. Libra

    November 11th, 2012

    Yeah, but she’s got great arms.

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  21. pissedpatriot30

    November 11th, 2012

    Paying for all of her shit for 4 more looooooooooooong years!! ….. fuk me hard with a cactus!!!!!

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  22. simly enraged

    November 11th, 2012

    Maybe they despise her too, only secretly.

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  23. Rio

    November 11th, 2012

    Female Affirmative Action Hood Rat.

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  24. I Luv Bacon

    November 11th, 2012

    Goony-Goo-Goo.
    ‘Let them eat kale.’

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  25. Whom

    November 11th, 2012

    That could be upside down for all I know.

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  26. Kairn

    November 11th, 2012

    That’s a silly question Cardigan.
    Who ever tells the 800 pound gorilla in the room what to do?

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  27. Corny

    November 11th, 2012

    Trailer trash 4 more years.

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  28. conservative cowgirl

    November 11th, 2012

    Look at her high school photograph and tell me she hasn’t been bleaching her skin.

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  29. 99th Squad Leader

    November 11th, 2012

    How does a monster not make an ugly face!

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  30. Richard 654

    November 11th, 2012

    Actually… they did.

    This is the new improved version!

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  31. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 11th, 2012

    Why? She don’t hafta and she don’t give a sh_t.

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  32. Lisl

    November 11th, 2012

    So undignified.

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  33. Carlos The Jackal

    November 11th, 2012

    I’ll bet it’s the only funny thing about being one of Moo’s assistants

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  34. Jethro

    November 11th, 2012

    I honestly believe they were expecting to lose.
    The Hawaiian estate…
    Multiple gaffs by Biden and Obummer himself…

    Their contribution was done. Soro’s plan was for the shit to hit the fan under Romney’s watch, so that the media could blame it on him, just like Bush.

    Now they have this raging train wreck bearing down on the USA, and western civilization, all on their watch.

    Whooops!

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  35. Mr. Happy

    November 11th, 2012

    “Now they have this raging train wreck bearing down on the USA, and western civilization, all on their watch.”

    You assume an honest media and an educated and rational thinking voting class.

    None of those things are true as evidenced by that earlier video from Boston.

    They will drive it into the ground and then unquestioningly “blame Bush”.
    No matter what, we will have to glue this thing back together, assuming that is even possible.

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  36. Tony R

    November 11th, 2012

    Jethro: I disagree. I think they KNEW they would win. The cheating, lost military ballots, voter intemidation, etc. etc. They knew it. Wrecking the economy is the whole idea; then we are all wards of the state.

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  37. Poonces

    November 11th, 2012

    They can’t tell her. They’ve all turned to stone.

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  38. shakazulu

    November 11th, 2012

    The million dollar question. Where will Mooseshell vacation next?

    http://scottystarnes.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/mo_ugly.jpg

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  39. sTevo

    November 11th, 2012

    Ha ha ha,

    nice photo shop there.

    You do great work.

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  40. SUSANM

    November 11th, 2012

    EXCUSE ME, SHE’S NOT MAKING FACES, THAT’A THE FACE SHE WAS BORN WITH.

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  41. Bad Brad

    November 11th, 2012

    What face?

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  42. Bob M.

    November 11th, 2012

    Because that’s the STANDARD Wookie-foraging-for-french-fries look… :roll:

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  43. G.Marie

    November 11th, 2012

    Yeah. It’s a black thang. You wouldn’t understand.

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  44. mcnorman

    November 12th, 2012

    If they fixed her permanently, those moochers wouldn’t have a job.

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  45. Whom

    November 12th, 2012

    Where’s the Snidely Wiplash mustache to go along with those b*tchin’ Sharpied-on eyebrows?

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  46. NOLIKEO

    November 12th, 2012

    Remember those bushy caterpillar eyebrows she had four years ago? They lazered those off and tattooed on these, plus thinned out the nose and bleached her skin. I expect by the end of four years she’ll have a boob job and blonde hair. Because she’s pissed off that she’s black;) and maybe some sort of ass reduction. A real fashion icon…all 6 ft.., 180 lbs.

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  47. Unslung Hero

    November 12th, 2012

    Chimpout

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  48. Freeshiticus

    November 12th, 2012

    Looks like Chris Rock’s mom.

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  49. Yucky zoolu

    November 12th, 2012

    It’s due to her heroic shtruggle to pose as a human

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  50. beachmom

    November 12th, 2012

    Her assistants don’t tell her to stop because it’s probably the only recourse they have for being treated like, ahem, should I say it? Slaves.

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  51. tracy t

    November 12th, 2012

    Trailer trash 4 more years.

    Cabrini-Greenies

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  52. sablegsd

    November 12th, 2012

    You can’t tame a gorilla.

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  53. sablegsd

    November 12th, 2012

    BRA

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  54. Death_By_Farts

    November 12th, 2012

    She’s working on a whopper of a fart…Give her some space.

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