Home - by Cardigan - November 11, 2012 - 18:00 America/New_York - 54 Comments
November 11th, 2012
they are too afraid.
OMG! She looks like a drag queen. Those eyebrows are literally drawn on. YIKES!
And this kids is the mating call for all Sasquatches
Bill Cosby used to make that face. Until he told the truth about blacks and they threw him over.
Great. Four more years of Crazy Eye Sasquatch.
Her lip-liner makes her mouth look like the back end of an orangutang, but at least she kept it closed. Usually her mouth is hanging open. Way open!
“Ow! My balls.”
Echoing JaneLovesJesus, they don’t want to be shipped far away from the parties, the benefits and sent right to IRS Audit City.
Loretta in Indiana
What a First Lady we would have had in Anne Romney — a true Lady in every sense of the word. Instead, we send in the clown.
That is like telling a dog not to bark.
Protip: If you can see white between the cornea and the upper eyelid, you’re dealing with a deranged person.
I never thought the missing link would have been so offensive but I guess I’m wrong.
Michelle is a grotesque creature.
That a woman so ugly is touted as “glamorous” by the nation’s press and media shows just how far down in the tank the entire pop-culture industrial complex is and how much they hate us.
Maybe that’s her normal face…
she should keep it up.. it’s a good reminder for the rest of us to not get those “little cheek injections” that we never knew we needed
Whats up with that lazy left eye?
Hmmm…. Anyone else think she bears an uncanny resemblance to Little Richard? Of course, he *is* prettier!
She makes Lady Bird Johnson look like Cindy Crawford.
Yeah, but she’s got great arms.
Paying for all of her shit for 4 more looooooooooooong years!! ….. fuk me hard with a cactus!!!!!
Maybe they despise her too, only secretly.
Female Affirmative Action Hood Rat.
I Luv Bacon
‘Let them eat kale.’
That could be upside down for all I know.
That’s a silly question Cardigan.
Who ever tells the 800 pound gorilla in the room what to do?
Trailer trash 4 more years.
Look at her high school photograph and tell me she hasn’t been bleaching her skin.
99th Squad Leader
How does a monster not make an ugly face!
Actually… they did.
This is the new improved version!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Why? She don’t hafta and she don’t give a sh_t.
Carlos The Jackal
I’ll bet it’s the only funny thing about being one of Moo’s assistants
I honestly believe they were expecting to lose.
The Hawaiian estate…
Multiple gaffs by Biden and Obummer himself…
Their contribution was done. Soro’s plan was for the shit to hit the fan under Romney’s watch, so that the media could blame it on him, just like Bush.
Now they have this raging train wreck bearing down on the USA, and western civilization, all on their watch.
“Now they have this raging train wreck bearing down on the USA, and western civilization, all on their watch.”
You assume an honest media and an educated and rational thinking voting class.
None of those things are true as evidenced by that earlier video from Boston.
They will drive it into the ground and then unquestioningly “blame Bush”.
No matter what, we will have to glue this thing back together, assuming that is even possible.
Jethro: I disagree. I think they KNEW they would win. The cheating, lost military ballots, voter intemidation, etc. etc. They knew it. Wrecking the economy is the whole idea; then we are all wards of the state.
They can’t tell her. They’ve all turned to stone.
The million dollar question. Where will Mooseshell vacation next?
Ha ha ha,
nice photo shop there.
You do great work.
EXCUSE ME, SHE’S NOT MAKING FACES, THAT’A THE FACE SHE WAS BORN WITH.
Because that’s the STANDARD Wookie-foraging-for-french-fries look…
Yeah. It’s a black thang. You wouldn’t understand.
November 12th, 2012
If they fixed her permanently, those moochers wouldn’t have a job.
Where’s the Snidely Wiplash mustache to go along with those b*tchin’ Sharpied-on eyebrows?
Remember those bushy caterpillar eyebrows she had four years ago? They lazered those off and tattooed on these, plus thinned out the nose and bleached her skin. I expect by the end of four years she’ll have a boob job and blonde hair. Because she’s pissed off that she’s black;) and maybe some sort of ass reduction. A real fashion icon…all 6 ft.., 180 lbs.
Looks like Chris Rock’s mom.
It’s due to her heroic shtruggle to pose as a human
Her assistants don’t tell her to stop because it’s probably the only recourse they have for being treated like, ahem, should I say it? Slaves.
You can’t tame a gorilla.
She’s working on a whopper of a fart…Give her some space.
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