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Men. Never, and I repeat, NEVER do the double pat on your wife’s upper back.

 

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  1. CrustyB

    November 10th, 2012

    Who got to clean up the podium?

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  2. Xavier

    November 10th, 2012

    Second only to hair stroking. No nookie for you, come back one year.

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  3. Ken Royall

    November 10th, 2012

    No wonder he fucked around on her.

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  4. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 10th, 2012

    That woman in the picture is his mother, right?

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  5. pdwalker

    November 10th, 2012

    Why?

    Honest question as I really don’t know why.

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  6. Plain P-O'd Jane

    November 10th, 2012

    Yea, I don’t understand either pdwalker.

    Should he have patter her butt?

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  7. Moe tom

    November 10th, 2012

    He’s no Al Gore dat for sure.
    BTW, Happy Birthday IOTW Marines.Marine Corp Birthday 11/10. Congratulations Maggots.
    Tune in for Obama’s speech on the 237th Birthday of the Marine Corpse.

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  8. Moxie Man

    November 10th, 2012

    Very condescending – “There, there, nice to see you, now go away.”

    It reminds me of how a non-pet-loving person gives a cursory “Nice doggy” greeting.

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  9. Anne

    November 10th, 2012

    His wife was the daughter of West Point’s Superintendant when Patraeus was an, um, ambitious cadet. He came from a very unambitious class of caders that year.

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  10. Anonymous

    November 10th, 2012

    more pics of his wife:

    http://www.zimbio.com/Paula+Broadwell/articles/uQQBbhKSPdu/David+Petraeus+Wife+Holly+Knowlton+Petraeus

    and you can all guess what I am thinking…

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  11. norman einstein

    November 10th, 2012

    I agree with Moxie Man.
    It’s only a small step up from a handshake.

    But, whether his wife is plain or not, that is no excuse.
    Besides…the General ain’t no oil painting…with those snaggly teeth and the hitler comb-over.
    But with these guys, like Kissinger said…the power thing is an aphrodisiac.

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  12. Plain P-O'd Jane

    November 10th, 2012

    Thanks Moxie Man,

    Now that you said it, I get it. I’m slow on the draw this a.m.

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  13. Plain P-O'd Jane

    November 10th, 2012

    @ Anonymous

    I see what you are thinking. A little makeup and a better hairdo would do much for her. She has a pleasant, loving grandma face otherwise.

    Only way the guy can vindicate himself is if he tells the truth. But then, that may put his family on the immediate docket for the grim reaper.

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  14. mickey_moussaoui

    November 10th, 2012

    The question is: What did this other woman see in him?

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  15. Tuesday

    November 10th, 2012

    He should not have cheated. She should not have let herself go. And the mistress is nuts because I saw a picture of her husband and home.

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  16. stevie b

    November 10th, 2012

    you got it 2s, but they still suffer the overwhelming, incesant blather of the progressive media, movies, schools, churches, etc. as the rest of us

    if it feels good, do it

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  17. Marie

    November 10th, 2012

    Allow me to tell you from a female perspective that Petraus is an unattractive man.

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  18. Marie

    November 10th, 2012

    In other words, he let himself go. Can he not get some plugs and have his teeth straightened? Must he walk with a hunch?

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  19. Anne

    November 10th, 2012

    She has a pleasant face. She looks like a good mom. Just say’n.

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  20. Anne

    November 10th, 2012

    Allow me to tell you from a female perspective that Petraus is an unattractive man.

    The question is: What did this other woman see in him?

    Oh, I dunno, let’s be frank, girls, If his pecker is as big as his balls are, that could explain it. :)

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  21. Anne

    November 10th, 2012

    And a hushed silenc fell over the room,

    Okay, I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.

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  22. stevie b

    November 10th, 2012

    “What did this other woman see in him?”

    i always heard it was about power. and close proxity for long periods of time

    or maybe she was horny

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  23. Anne

    November 10th, 2012

    * silence *

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  24. southernsue

    November 10th, 2012

    his wife may not be a looker, however, she will be a rich lady when her lawyers get through with betrayist!

    hope this woman was worth it!

    disgraced and pennyless for what?

    crazy!

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  25. Carlos The Jackal

    November 10th, 2012

    More of a dude-hug, I’d say…

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  26. pelliengee

    November 10th, 2012

    They have beautiful children.

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  27. Aunt Liz

    November 10th, 2012

    “He’s no Al Gore dat for sure.” LOL Moe Tom!! Was just thinking about that the other day! A friend admitted in her misguided youth she had voted for Gore. I burst into laughter and said AFTER that tounge kiss with Tipper?? Jeezel!

    Happy birthday to the Marines!

    And mickey_m – power baby, it’s all about the power.

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  28. debra

    November 10th, 2012

    All the negative comments about the wife—what about Petraeus? He’s not exactly eye-candy himself. He’s just some fuddy-looking, cheating b@$t@rd who happened to make it to the top. Judging from the looks of the girl, it is unlikely she was after him for anymore than the power he has now lost.

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  29. JPK

    November 10th, 2012

    The General was an easy target up against the Mata Hari.

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  30. IronyCurtain

    November 14th, 2012

    You could do the Double Pat… just not on the back… if ya know what I’m sayin’. OK, maybe not.

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