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Mailman Mistakes Corpse on Porch For Halloween Display
There was a corpse on Dale Porch or a corpse on Porch’s porch.
Mr. Porch dies on porch steps or is it Porch’ steps?
Graveyard shift? Could’ve you been a little more sensitive?
Bad Brad
November 9th, 2012
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleat, nor dying people. Well you get the picture. Not in his union contract.
even steven
November 9th, 2012
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
And no one can talk to a coprse, of course
That is, of course, unless the corpse
Is the famous Mister Dead …
MN Patriot
November 9th, 2012
They’re union, it’s not his job description.
Can’t cross craft.
Mr. Happy
November 9th, 2012
This reads like a macabre Dr. Seuss story.
Would you help a corpse on a porch?
No I would not help a corpse on a porch!
Even if it were the copse of Mr Porch?
No, I do not like corpse of Mr Porch!
OK, I’m kinda stuck here.
Jerry Manderin
November 9th, 2012
I wonder if Dale’s subscription to “Eulogy” arrived in the mailbox that day?
Bad Brad
November 9th, 2012
Mr. Happy, LOL, Try hop on pop and report back.
conservative cowgirl
November 9th, 2012
LOL! You guys are killin’ me!!
FreeMan & Sarah Screwed Again
November 9th, 2012
I can understand that.
The dead guy just got back from early voting.
conservative cowgirl
November 9th, 2012
You know what annoys me about this story? I understand the family is grieving and upset, but this attitude that “something has to be done or said” is absurd. They act as if every day, across the nation, mailmen…mailmen by the thousands are stepping over “corpsemen” to deliver the mail!
Mr. Happy
November 9th, 2012
@Bad Brad
“Mr. Happy, Try hop on pop and report back”
Porch, Corpse, Mr Porch is now a corpse
We like his corpse on the porch
STOP! You must not hop over Mr Porch’s corpse!
Even if it is on the porch?
You must not hop over any corpses, even if they are on the porches.
FU A-Hole, I gotta route to finish!
Bad Brad
November 9th, 2012
Mr. Happy LOL, perfect. Your a man with talent. That’s some funny shit.
Mr. Happy
November 9th, 2012
Thank you
Chalupa
November 10th, 2012
Is his headstone going to have a canopy and a swing?
Kairn
November 10th, 2012
Mr Pinko,
You would be fired if this wasn’t so morbidly funny.
webby h
November 10th, 2012
apparently Dale’s too green for his green eggs and ham… sam
Corona
November 10th, 2012
I drive a Porch.
Stache
November 12th, 2012
… I gave it two coats! and by the way, it’s a Lexus, not a Porch.