Home - by @Mr_Pinko - November 9, 2012 - 22:40 America/New_York - 17 Comments
Mailman Mistakes Corpse on Porch For Halloween Display
There was a corpse on Dale Porch or a corpse on Porch’s porch.
Mr. Porch dies on porch steps or is it Porch’ steps?
Graveyard shift? Could’ve you been a little more sensitive?
November 9th, 2012
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleat, nor dying people. Well you get the picture. Not in his union contract.
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
And no one can talk to a coprse, of course
That is, of course, unless the corpse
Is the famous Mister Dead …
They’re union, it’s not his job description.
Can’t cross craft.
This reads like a macabre Dr. Seuss story.
Would you help a corpse on a porch?
No I would not help a corpse on a porch!
Even if it were the copse of Mr Porch?
No, I do not like corpse of Mr Porch!
OK, I’m kinda stuck here.
I wonder if Dale’s subscription to “Eulogy” arrived in the mailbox that day?
Mr. Happy, LOL, Try hop on pop and report back.
LOL! You guys are killin’ me!!
FreeMan & Sarah Screwed Again
I can understand that.
The dead guy just got back from early voting.
You know what annoys me about this story? I understand the family is grieving and upset, but this attitude that “something has to be done or said” is absurd. They act as if every day, across the nation, mailmen…mailmen by the thousands are stepping over “corpsemen” to deliver the mail!
“Mr. Happy, Try hop on pop and report back”
Porch, Corpse, Mr Porch is now a corpse
We like his corpse on the porch
STOP! You must not hop over Mr Porch’s corpse!
Even if it is on the porch?
You must not hop over any corpses, even if they are on the porches.
FU A-Hole, I gotta route to finish!
Mr. Happy LOL, perfect. Your a man with talent. That’s some funny shit.
November 10th, 2012
Is his headstone going to have a canopy and a swing?
You would be fired if this wasn’t so morbidly funny.
apparently Dale’s too green for his green eggs and ham… sam
I drive a Porch.
November 12th, 2012
… I gave it two coats! and by the way, it’s a Lexus, not a Porch.
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