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Home - by - November 9, 2012 - 22:40 America/New_York - 17 Comments

Mailman Mistakes Corpse on Porch For Halloween Display

There was a corpse on Dale Porch or a corpse on Porch’s porch.

Mr. Porch dies on porch steps or is it Porch’ steps?

Graveyard shift? Could’ve you been a little more sensitive?

Story here

» 17 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    November 9th, 2012

    Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleat, nor dying people. Well you get the picture. Not in his union contract.

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  2. even steven

    November 9th, 2012

    A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
    And no one can talk to a coprse, of course
    That is, of course, unless the corpse
    Is the famous Mister Dead …

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  3. MN Patriot

    November 9th, 2012

    They’re union, it’s not his job description.
    Can’t cross craft.

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  4. Mr. Happy

    November 9th, 2012

    This reads like a macabre Dr. Seuss story.

    Would you help a corpse on a porch?
    No I would not help a corpse on a porch!
    Even if it were the copse of Mr Porch?
    No, I do not like corpse of Mr Porch!

    OK, I’m kinda stuck here.

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  5. Jerry Manderin

    November 9th, 2012

    I wonder if Dale’s subscription to “Eulogy” arrived in the mailbox that day?

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  6. Bad Brad

    November 9th, 2012

    Mr. Happy, LOL, Try hop on pop and report back.

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  7. conservative cowgirl

    November 9th, 2012

    LOL! You guys are killin’ me!! :)

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  8. FreeMan & Sarah Screwed Again

    November 9th, 2012

    I can understand that.

    The dead guy just got back from early voting.

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  9. conservative cowgirl

    November 9th, 2012

    You know what annoys me about this story? I understand the family is grieving and upset, but this attitude that “something has to be done or said” is absurd. They act as if every day, across the nation, mailmen…mailmen by the thousands are stepping over “corpsemen” to deliver the mail!

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  10. Mr. Happy

    November 9th, 2012

    @Bad Brad
    “Mr. Happy, Try hop on pop and report back”

    Porch, Corpse, Mr Porch is now a corpse
    We like his corpse on the porch
    STOP! You must not hop over Mr Porch’s corpse!
    Even if it is on the porch?
    You must not hop over any corpses, even if they are on the porches.
    FU A-Hole, I gotta route to finish!

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  11. Bad Brad

    November 9th, 2012

    Mr. Happy LOL, perfect. Your a man with talent. That’s some funny shit.

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  12. Mr. Happy

    November 9th, 2012

    Thank you

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  13. Chalupa

    November 10th, 2012

    Is his headstone going to have a canopy and a swing?

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  14. Kairn

    November 10th, 2012

    Mr Pinko,
    You would be fired if this wasn’t so morbidly funny.

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  15. webby h

    November 10th, 2012

    apparently Dale’s too green for his green eggs and ham… sam

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  16. Corona

    November 10th, 2012

    I drive a Porch.

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  17. Stache

    November 12th, 2012

    … I gave it two coats! and by the way, it’s a Lexus, not a Porch.

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