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There Isn’t One Parasite In the Swing States That Cheated To Get Obama Elected That Even Knows That Their Free Obamaphones Are Made From Oil

Home - by - November 9, 2012 - 19:23 America/New_York - 32 Comments

It doesn’t matter, those phones are made in China anyway, and oil will be available to the innards that voted for this Marxist dipshit.

breitbart

Obama Shuts Down 1.6M Acres to Oil Shale Development

Just two days after President Obama’s re-election, the Obama Interior Department announced a plan to shut down 1.6 million acres of federal land to oil shale development. The land had originally been slated for drilling under President George W. Bush.

“By significantly reducing the acreage of wilderness potentially available for leasing, Secretary Salazar is laying out a creative, thoughtful and more responsible approach in managing some of our most precious resources,” said Bobby McEnaney, senior lands analyst with the Natural Resources Defense Council.

ht/ jclady

» 32 Comments

  1. tucsondon

    November 9th, 2012

    I can’t believe it! He said he was tapping into more of the domestic oil than anybody EVAH! This story must be a fabrication!

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  2. Menderman

    November 9th, 2012

    I was wondering just how the collapse would unfold. I hope somebody is documenting all this just like Eisenhower demanded the death camps be documented so that future generations would know what happened.

    Any bets on when Obama pulls the plug on talk radio?

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  3. SgtZim

    November 9th, 2012

    In 4 1/2 more years, the cost of everything will probably at least double. How much food, gas, electricity, and cable tv will the bottom feeding leeches be able to buy with their obama checks?

    Oil drives everything aholes!

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  4. Xavier

    November 9th, 2012

    Where’s my *%&*#! unicorn?!

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  5. Commissar M

    November 9th, 2012

    Remember the photo of the Obot at some libtard rally with the sign that read “I Don’t Need Oil, I Ride The Bus!”?

    Yeah, ’nuff said.

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  6. sTevo

    November 9th, 2012

    Not shocked.

    Life is hard.

    It’s harder when you’re stupid.

    The stupidest moochers on the planet elected us a Fascist leader who hates oil.

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  7. Uncle Dirt

    November 9th, 2012

    Here we go!

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  8. Xavier

    November 9th, 2012

    @Menderman

    No bet. Fold.

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  9. Mr. Happy

    November 9th, 2012

    Yes Commissar M, I remember that.

    Obama’s leaches are as stupid as they are hateful.

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  10. jinks

    November 9th, 2012

    Obamas seen Moo eat enough to know we’ll be ok if we just collect the oil dripping off her chin.

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  11. Edith McCrotch

    November 9th, 2012

    Yeah but what about the day after the election….

    Harry Reid moves to limit GOP filibusters in the senate.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/nov/7/reid-moves-limit-gop-filibusters/

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  12. Freeshiticus

    November 9th, 2012

    We need a civil war. Don’t wait until the ammo is gone.

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  13. Unneutral

    November 9th, 2012

    Damn, don’t ever say Republicans and conservatives ain’t patient.

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  14. Edith McCrotch

    November 9th, 2012

    I couldn’t hit the side of a Moochelle’s ass if ya paid me….but Lady McCrotch can squirt metal with the best of them.

    I guess I could carry ammo and cook.

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  15. Billy Fuster

    November 9th, 2012

    Notice that these shutdowns are all in areas that voted heavily for Mitt Romney?

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  16. Menderman

    November 9th, 2012

    @Billy Fuster:

    90% of the country is Romney land! I could drive from my house at the edge of the Atlantic to the Paciic Ocean or from the Gulf of Mexico to Canada and never drve through a county that elected Obama!

    https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=432472460139692&set=pb.289575117762761.-2207520000.1352511984&type=3&theater

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  17. SgtZim

    November 9th, 2012

    Nuclear war might actually be a good thing. Wipe all that blue $hit off the map. Thanks Vladimir!

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  18. AbigailAdams

    November 9th, 2012

    Looks like the drip, drip, drip of his anti-American ideology is turning into a steady flow now. That remark that Romney made at the Al Smith Dinner, “So little time, so much to redistribute” doesn’t get the laughs now.

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  19. jinks

    November 9th, 2012

    Maybe they figured a way to replace petroleum products with stupidity. At our current pace, America will be self sufficient forever.

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  20. Moe tom

    November 9th, 2012

    Youngsters better learn fast how to build a fire, pluck a chicken, skin a rabbit. Their Ivy league education ain’t goin’ to help them much when the shit hits the fan. And studying these bullshit survival shows for the thrill of it won’t help either.

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  21. Bad Brad

    November 9th, 2012

    Tom, exactly, but they better figure out how to kill one first.

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  22. Unruly Refugee

    November 10th, 2012

    Moe tom, Bad Brad,

    I’ve been a survival enthusiast since I was a little kid. My dad taught Air Force survival school back before it was called the Air Force. He taught me how to go out into the wilderness with just a pocket knife and survive for a week or two, longer if necessary. I’ve been waiting for years for the shit to hit the fan and now it looks like it may be here.
    All that Greek philosophy shit is going to be pretty useless to the fresh generation of liberally educated victims.
    Survival skills will have a high barter value.

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  23. Bad Brad

    November 10th, 2012

    Unruly, some of the athletes will make it, the scholars are dead. My old pappy used to say (and show) to me and my brother, “Dressing wild game is like taking their pajamas off. Start with the sleeves first.

    “liberally educated victims”, no truer words Bro.

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  24. stevie b

    November 10th, 2012

    “Notice that these shutdowns are all in areas that voted heavily for Mitt Romney?”

    jus like the GM dealerships

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  25. MaryfromMarin

    November 10th, 2012

    @Unruly–

    Never too late to learn SOME survival skills. I’ve been working away at it for what, four years now?

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  26. Unruly Refugee

    November 10th, 2012

    I’ve been sitting here for an hour or two looking at a brand new Ghost Recon game still unopened and just waiting for me to play it and have loads of great fun blowing shit up. But I find it much more enjoyable to read and comment on this great American survivalist website.

    Still the temptation is growing to load up the game and explore.

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  27. Unruly Refugee

    November 10th, 2012

    @MaryfromMarin

    I think anybody who has or had parents or grandparents who lived through the great depression will have a pretty good chance if they listened. It’s all about canning, planting & tending, hunting & preserving, and protecting what is yours. Purifying water is important too.
    A good survival kit is a must. Every kit should include a couple hundred feet of 550 cord.

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  28. MaryfromMarin

    November 10th, 2012

    My local Tea Party group is encouraging us to stop dealing with leftist businesses in CA, and make sure to tell them why we are switching our patronage. Looking forward to that.

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  29. Unruly Refugee

    November 10th, 2012

    @Bad Brad

    I’m a bit rusty on the skinning. But all that will change if things do collapse. It’s different when you have to do your shopping in the woods.

    “taking their pajamas off.” That’s a good way to put it.

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  30. MaryfromMarin

    November 10th, 2012

    @Unruly–

    Thanks for the suggestion. Will add to the list. Much still to be done, but at least we could have made it through Sandy without dumpster diving.

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  31. grayscape

    November 10th, 2012

    A perfectly placed EMP by Obama’s buddy in Iran would ensure that almost all Progs would be dead in 6 months because they’re too fukin stupid to survive.

    We can rebuild after that.

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  32. Unruly Refugee

    November 10th, 2012

    They couldn’t function without their iPads and texting devices. EMP might not be so bad?

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