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…and The Bill of Rights To Your Stuff.

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  1. BILL

    November 9th, 2012

    declaration of dependence of the parasitic states of america

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  2. grayscape

    November 9th, 2012

    A real shrine to Obama would have blood on it.

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  3. Xavier

    November 9th, 2012

    Doesn’t it amaze you that men who lived hundreds of years ago foresaw everything that’s happening now, in detail, and wrote us warnings to help us avoid it?

    And still we’re powerless to stop the greed and apathy that will destroy this country.

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  4. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    November 9th, 2012

    When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

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  5. Hotlanta Mike

    November 9th, 2012

    A turkey was chatting with a bull.

    ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’

    ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

    He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

    Moral of the story:

    Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..

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  6. Rio

    November 9th, 2012

    My family has visited DC on three occasions. Each time we waited in line at the National Archives.

    Never once did we see an African American in line.

    Now that the Declaration Of Dependance is on display, maybe that will change.

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  7. sTevo

    November 9th, 2012

    The new normal.

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  8. FreeMan & Sarah Screwed Again

    November 9th, 2012

    When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for ME to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and for ME to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and I entitle them, a disrespect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should bow before me.

    I hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, just in differant tax brackets, that they are endowed by ME, with certain illegal alien Rights, that among these are Taxes, Slavery and the pursuit of ME.

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