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  1. Banana Republican

    November 8th, 2012

    Greetings all!

    I’m trying to form a new party that will rival the DemonRats that have overtaken the land.

    We’ll be a Big Tent movement, hellbent on beating the ‘Rats at engineering America’s downfall to a 3rd world Banana Republic!

    voila: Banana Republicans!!

    The folks pictured in chains would be high value recruits. We’ll offer them free everything for their lifetime votes.

    Sound good so far?

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  2. chico

    November 8th, 2012

    I just want to sincerely thank all of you liberals, progressives, commies, etc. to sacrifice your future to provide my income and medical care. I am so grateful that you will pay to keep me alive and sucking up oxygen for as long as medical technology is able to, even though these entitlements will be exhausted and not available to you when all of your generation will need them. I voted for the team that would have tried to save some of these entitlements for you, but your generosity simply overwhelms me. To allow the Federal Government to borrow all of the trillions of dollars in your name to provide for me in my retirement is more than I would even do for myself. I will thank you in person the next time I stop by a fast food joint or pass by an occupy protest in my motor home. I am saddened that you have destroyed the USA through your actions, but this is what you have decided to do.

    And a special thanks to you blacks who voted 95% for this even though you have no future to give up due to avoiding high school, or being single teen moms.

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  3. CrustyB

    November 8th, 2012

    This photo was taken in Washington D.C., appropriately enough.

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  4. MNHawk

    November 8th, 2012

    I believe it’s Walter Williams that has said the Democrat Party has achieved more than the KKK could ever have hoped for in their wildest dreams.

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  5. Maudie N Mandeville

    November 8th, 2012

    Blacks: 93% Obama
    Hispanics: 73% Obama

    Liberals, progressives, commies are getting what they want-the destruction of the United States and blacks and Hispanics are their tools.

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  6. Axelrod

    November 8th, 2012

    I’ll give ya $2 for the one on the right – if he can pull a rickshaw.

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  7. Biden

    November 8th, 2012

    Dave, ya moron – we don’t pay for them, they pay us!

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  8. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 8th, 2012

    @Banana Republican: I’m in. But only if I can wear a military style uniform with epaulets – I really like epaulets. And a cool hat. And I would like a limousine so I can drive around making sure the subjects are working hard enough to provide their masters with the lifestyle to which we wish to become accustomed.

    You can even be the grand leader – the grandest of them all if you want. At least until the bloody coup we have planned for…uh, please disregard that last statement as it was typed in error.

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  9. obfusecatenot

    November 8th, 2012

    “If men use their liberty in such a way as to surrender their liberty, are they thereafter any the less slaves? If people by a plebiscite elect a man despot over them, do they remain free because the despotism was of their own making?”

    Herbert Spencer (1820-1903), British author, economist, philosopher, 1884

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  10. AbigailAdams

    November 8th, 2012

    I’ve coined a new term for people who have been railing against their oppressors for the last 60 years — “street trees.” Take off the wires with the lengths of garden hose, disconnect the apparatus from the wooden stakes and let’s see which of them can take the next 40 mph gust of wind.

    If gov’t paternalism is a step up to these folks, then I say let ‘em have it for the rest of their lives. Let them raise (using that term loosely) their kids to be on the make and the take, give ‘em reparations that they’ll burn through faster than a bad dot com idea, flood the gov’t with under-performing people who steal all the pens. I do not care. I only ask that they do it all very quickly so the rest of us don’t have to listen to them any more.

    Between abortion and “brother” homicide, the so-called “black community” is living out the result of what they’ve bought into.

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  11. The Doktor

    November 8th, 2012

    And the Race/Class Wars continue apace.

    I can hear the clamor for the repeal of the 22nd Amendment already. “But, TWO TERMS is NOT ENOUGH TIME for this president to complete his agenda!”

    I understand that it was BUSH who initiated the 22nd Amendment – just to piss Obama off.
    (/sarc)

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  12. Banana Republican

    November 8th, 2012

    @wyatt: you had me in your first paragraph, and I was ok with the limousine freebie. I’m thinkin’ “Shit: 1st recruit!! I can work with this guy!”

    But you let the mask slip in the first part of your last sentence. May have to have the FEMA brownshirts
    apply a little re-edumacation magic on you.

    Have your people call my people, and we’ll see where it leads….

    (FEMA BS’s: watch for any suddden moves…)

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  13. Banana Republican

    November 8th, 2012

    @chico: mi amigo, I like how you think, bro. My new Party offers free weed, Che t-shirts and tacos to former DemonRat turncoats, er I mean converts.

    What you say, man – you eeen?

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  14. Mr.Gates

    November 8th, 2012

    @The Doktor – Please recall that there are certain laws and amendments that don’t apply to black people. Especially if they’re associated with the Panthers… like Obama probably is.

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  15. Noelegy

    November 8th, 2012

    I want cords on the shoulders like I got to wear my senior year in marching band!

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  16. norman einstein

    November 8th, 2012

    I want a hat with a spike on top…like the kaiser only bigger!

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  17. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 8th, 2012

    @Banana Republican: My sincerest apologies, and please forget the “bloody coup” comment. I’ll try to make the coup as bloodless as possible.

    On second thought, maybe I’m not helping my cause here.

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  18. Buffalobob

    November 8th, 2012

    You left out the projects. That blissful place the progs send the blacks to keep them quarantined and out of their neighborhoods.

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  19. Claude Balz

    November 9th, 2012

    Volunteered Slavery on Obama’s Plantation.

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  20. Stache

    November 9th, 2012

    @chico,
    Thank you, for your thank you. When you get to be party leader, I will learn to photoshop you a birth certificate so you can avoid any embarassment in the press.

    Will we ALL get epaulettes? That’s pretty exciting!

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