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Kenyan Mother Names Her Twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

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Election enthusiast: Millicent Owuor, 20, holds her newly born twin boys named after U.S. President Barack Obama, left, and Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, right.

Election enthusiast: Millicent Owuor, 20, holds her newly born twin boys named after U.S. President Barack Obama, left, and Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, right.

Offering: A Kenyan resident holds a bowl of local porridge against a poster of Obama.
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» 13 Comments

  1. Serious Putty

    November 8th, 2012

    How can she tell them apart?!

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  2. Will Profit

    November 8th, 2012

    She can tell them apart because at breast feeding time young Barack cries louder than little Mitt until he gets the bigger nipple.

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  3. Tim

    November 8th, 2012

    Seriously, WHY?

    I don’t know who the President of Kenya is and don’t really give a fuck!

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  4. dba_vagabond_trader

    November 8th, 2012

    lol, fair and balanced.

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  5. Corny

    November 8th, 2012

    In that part of the world either of those names could get you beheaded for relatively stupid reasons.

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  6. Moe tom

    November 8th, 2012

    Clam broth?

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  7. Troy

    November 8th, 2012

    I hear baby Barry likes the taste of dog…

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 8th, 2012

    The lower one looks like a used emesis basin to me.

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  9. RANDO

    November 8th, 2012

    Watch out for Uncle Dingo!

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  10. Aunt Liz

    November 8th, 2012

    Jeezel. Why not just name them Cain and Abel?

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  11. Meshuggahboy

    November 8th, 2012

    We already have a Barack Obama that was born in Kenya, no need for another.

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  12. don't have a name yet

    November 8th, 2012

    shit and shinola were already taken.

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  13. norman einstein

    November 8th, 2012

    @Rando and Aunt Liz, uncontrollably LMAO over here!

    Those infants looked awfully vexed!
    Maybe they realized that their mother is mentally incompetent.
    She should have chosen more tradtional names like D’Sunzshawn and Lë BazbalJonz.
    Just sayin’.

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