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“Stretch” Pelosi’s Napa County vacation home broken into

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You photoshoppers know what to do, right?


Sometimes after a long, hard 48 hours of legislating and irritating Republicans in Washington, Nancy Pelosi needs to kick back and have a glass of Chardonnay on the porch of her Napa Valley, Calif. vacation home.

Unfortunately, the House minority leader’s home on Zinfandel Lane (for real) was broken into Monday afternoon — just a day before she was re-elected to Congress for a 13th term, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.

Law enforcement officials said that the front door to the home was smashed, as was the glass door leading to the pool house, because, of course, Pelosi’s home has a pool house.



  1. even steven

    November 8th, 2012

    Someone had to break into to the home to find out what was in it.

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  2. CrustyB

    November 8th, 2012

    According to the liberals’ own tax logic, it’s OK to burglarize Nancy Pelosi because she can afford it.

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  3. conservative cowgirl

    November 8th, 2012

    A Monadnock PR-24 might just fit in the mouth:


    At first, I thought of a Genoa salami, but it would be a waste of salami and I don’t feel very charitable anymore.

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  4. Navy Squid

    November 8th, 2012

    When asked about suspects, Pelousy exclaimed “BUUUUUUUUUSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

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  5. conservative cowgirl

    November 8th, 2012

    Was there any redistribution of her wealth?

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  6. conservative cowgirl

    November 8th, 2012

  7. kevin in troy

    November 8th, 2012

    did achmed ramirez and abdullah gomez-hidalgo bring their full compliment of neck-slicing equipment

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  8. kvn

    November 8th, 2012

    She should be happy to have her wealth redistributed.

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  9. conservative cowgirl

    November 8th, 2012

    @kvn, silly! Redistribution is for us, not them! ;)

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  10. flip

    November 8th, 2012

    too bad the burglar(s) didn’t initiate rapid oxidization processes while they were there.

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  11. Jane Galt

    November 8th, 2012

    I fully support the redistribution of Nancy Pelosi’s wealth.

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  12. Joe

    November 8th, 2012

    I fully support the redistribution of Nancy Pelosi.

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  13. Navy Squid

    November 8th, 2012

    Last time I saw a mouth like that, there was a fish hook in it!

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  14. Menderman

    November 8th, 2012

    A second home? What? If she can afford a second home she isn’t taxed eough!! And what about her carbon footprint? And a pool?! And another house at the pool?

    Think of all the children that could have free college if she were not so selfish!!!

    Typical Republican bitch!

    Huh…she’s a Dem you say? Oh. Nevermind….

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  15. RedNeckRobot

    November 8th, 2012

    BFH, will you be posting the ‘shops’ of that pic?
    Good Lord, she looks like one the freaks from the Mars colony in ‘Total Recall’.

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  16. Jethro

    November 8th, 2012

    That’s an interesting idea. They shouldn’t be upset if all their stuff was redistributed to the parasite class….
    I’m gonna stew on this for a while….

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