Home - by Cardigan - November 7, 2012 - 17:15 America/New_York - 36 Comments
November 7th, 2012
Thanks…I needed a giggle!
behold a pale horse
Maybe not satan, but sure as hell one of his minions
We are selling a sensible diet and plenty of exercise while the other side is giving away free ice cream and Obamaphones.
We are right, and all knowledgeable people know it, but now there are not enough knowledgeable people that vote.
I don’t have any answers today.
Blasphemy! Santa was a muslim fag.
Tour Inner Voice
…Looks more like “The [Muslim]Grinch Who Stole Christmas”
Barry probably would be most offended by this. How dare you compare him to an old White man.
Stirrin the B.S.
57% of the people are the elves, while it’s Christmas every day for the other 47%.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
By the way, Santa don’t work for free. Your MasterCard bill will be due after the first of the year.
Gotta love those gumment freebees.
A question. China, Cuba, North Korea, Venezuela, Viet Nam, the old Soviet Union.
Do, or did, any of these have welfare, food stamps etc?
You see, once voting becomes unnecessary. Buying votes becomes foolish, and counter productive. Riot over the loss of entitlements? Well, Uncle Joe and Chairman Mao, have shown us how to deal with the unruly. When you no longer need useful idiots, they become a burden.
I’ve been in the hospital, and they ask a *lot* of questions before they treat you – medical, personal, religious, and financial. I was surprised at the depth and detail they wanted.
Anyway, when they were done with the questions, they advised me that I qualified for $200/month in food stamps and probably could claim permanent disability and maybe get other benefits too. The lady said this with a big smile like she was really excited at my good luck.
Let me tell you, I’m a little sick but I ain’t nowhere near disabled. (you fillys hear that?) Apparently my definition of disabled and the government’s definition of disabled have a little bit of space between them – like enough to drive my tractor through.
How can people resist something like this? With just a few forms and the a doctor’s signature I could be on the government teat forever. What would most people do when offered this? And I do mean offered – I didn’t suggest anything and told them I didn’t need food stamps. They acted like I was being too proud and said I could come back anytime if I changed my mind. Then during my treatment I had like 4 social workers visit and offer me more ‘free stuff’.
I guess some folks need that sort of help but dang they sure were aggressive about providing it. Makes me wonder if they’ve got a stake in how many people they can put on Barry’s payroll.
But Mommy…why does Santa smell like Pall Malls and anal lube?
And who know he was a Schwarze?
@cfm990: Of course China, Cuba, North Korea and Soviet Union didn’t have welfare – they had something better: summer camp. And winter camp. Actually, camp all year round. Boating, hiking, archery – I think they had all of the activities. And you learned something to – that’s why they called them “education camps.” Or was it re-education camps? I forget, but it sounds like the same thing.
See…I’m slowly getting back into ratfucking Barry now, just like old times (yesterday afternoon, before the erection reults, to be exact).
Baby steps, folks. Baby steps.
“Makes me wonder if they’ve got a stake in how many people they can put on Barry’s payroll.”
I’d say that was a certainty.
And greetings from the Happy Hunting Grounds of the People’s Republic of Illinois, where the bow and arrow has been replaced by the EBT card and the Permanent Disability check. Who pays? Who cares!
“How can people resist something like this?”
Yeah, I see what you mean.
Maybe “disability” is the new “going Galt”?
I know it sounds distasteful, but if by you refusing the money means more loot going to the Obama-phone lady, then maybe we are not helping things by taking a principled stance while drowning in a sea of amorality.
In any event and no matter what direction you chose, I wish you well.
@ Wyatt: Boating? I guess, if you don’t mind being the anchor. Hiking? A pleasant way of saying forced march. Archery? Well, targets can get expensive.
that blue pill is looking better and better
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FreeMan & Sarah Screwed Again
With Elf cum on his boots
Had a somewhat similar situation to Xavier’s when my son was born. For gits and shiggles, Mrs M had already checked to see what, if any, benefits she or our son would qualify for. The answer was, of course, none.
Nevertheless, while in the hospital, we kept getting information from various helpful folks on how to apply or qualify for this or that “program”. There was a lot of “here, you’ll need this (form, info card) to sign your baby up for (program). ” It was presented in the most natural “everybody does it” way.
And it made me just a bit ill.
Krauthammer says that “Amnesty” for illegals is the key to future Republican success.
Everything is crap.
Mark Levin is having a call to arms now on his show…it’s at least a bit hopeful. He’s not sugar coating it tho.
Most Americans now want free stuff and the’ve learned how to vote, and vote dmocrat. This election proves it.It will take a generation or more to to get America back.And that is probably wishful thinking on may part.
I went to the post office today to mail some bill. You should have seen the look on the postlady’s face when I asked for upside down American flag stamps. Sent them all out upside Down !
Good move Unruly Refugee. I like that.
@FreeMan & Sarah Screwed Again
That was Moe Tom’s idea from last night. He’s a genius.
As usual, Rush nailed it today. I’m sure half the libtard world tuned it to hear Rush whine about being stuck with O’Phuqface for another four years. But he refused to give them what they wanted – tears and sorrow.
Rush was dignified and under control, and his Santa Claus schtick was out of the park!
Right on Moe Tom
Can I turn the mail box upside down too? Cause I wants ta.
Yes guys I sent my first batch off this morning also. I turned Lady Liberty up side down, sorry Lady, but I’m on a mission.
I felt kind of bad doing it like that at first. Not any more. I bought the flag stamps that say “Freedom”, “Justice”, “Equality” and “Liberty”. They now look correct upside down.
We gave the bastard four years to make things right, now it’s payback time.
“You should have seen the look on the postlady’s face when I asked for upside down American flag stamps.”
I bought 2/100 roll upsidedowners today. $88.00
Can’t wait to put them on my tax returns. Village,Town,State, and Federal.
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