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So funny I forgot to laugh.

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Huh?

I’m showing down 181 at the opening bell…

http://investing.money.msn.com/investments/charts?symbol=$US:DJI#symbol=$DJI&event=&BB=off&CCI=off&EMA=off&FSO=off&MACD=off&MFI=off&PSAR=off&RSI=off&SMA=off&SSO=off&Volume=off&period=Custom&linetype=Line&scale=Auto&dates=11/7/2012,11/7/2012&comparelist=$indu,$compx,$inx

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The Dow is DOWN 183

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It will seriously tank

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Let’s starve the beast.
Do not support ANYTHING that is affiliated with Prog businesses. No movies …starve Hollywood.
Any local business’ that you know of who’s owners are Progs. let em starve.
If you own a business fire anyone who is a democrat and blame it on obamacare…They can find part-time work..they MIGHT have that.
If I was Speaker, I would ask fellow Repubs to not appear on any network news. Screw em. We have to play like they do.
Oh and being Catholic, I am going to somehow find a way like the Amish that don’t have to buy into Obamacare. It goes against my religion that I have to support Abortion and contraception.

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My “Plan B” largely hinges on what the market does today.

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Sorry BFH, my sense of humor is sulking….

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as of this comment
-193

Any predictions for the closing bell?

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If it’s -400 at lunch time, I off to the sporting goods store.

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Wrong answer Rando.

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Dow close of 12,873

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I am sticking with -666.

When does trading halt? -10%?

Your guess is duly noted. 5PM NY Time is the closing bell. We’re closing the contest at 3PM. -bfh

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CONTEST ANSWERS START FROM THIS COMMENT AND BELOW-

My guess is -399

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-320

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Odd not a single index is up, eh? -218 now.

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/djia

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Mine doesn’t count? Okay… Dow close of 12,873

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-666

and I want a defaced silver dollar.

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Well shit. I missed that contest comment.

-638 at closing. Wall Street’s scared.

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can you put the ticker widget in the post?

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-487 (as in Grand theft)

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By the closing bell jug ears has nationalized gas, coal and oil by executive order.

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Let’s see…DICK Morris predicted 300 electoral votes for Romney…I’ll go with -300 here.

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Menderman for the win! But my guess is down -1984.

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Down 212! But that’s just for today!

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Down 204

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You getting snowed on BFH? I figure if the weather gets bad, somehow the power will conveniently fail on Wall Street…

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-329

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Hold on to my ass? I guess that is so I can steady if for the screwing that we all know we are going to get

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The market is racist!!!! Oh, down -524 for the day.

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Down 319.

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Soros is long and deep into gold. He’s having an all day orgasm.

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On a good note, I have no money in the market to lose…on a bad note, most of my customers do.

No big deal I guess, I was born with nothing…and I still have most of it left.

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Oh, and down 443.

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Should wait until 3PM, but whatever, I’ll probably be too drunk by then..

DOW 13,036 at close.

Come next week, around Nov. 15th, DOW will be at 12,650 and gold will be near $1800/oz.

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-444.

I’ve already been to the sporting goods store.

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Down 303, one for each electoral vote.

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I predict -720.

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The Florida statute for theft is 812…I’ll go with that…or should I use the rape statute instead?

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Just so my right name gets attached to my guess, those f’n progressives in the other threat hijacked it. DOW 13,036.

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If I can’t vote but once then I ain’t voting. I’m just gonna stand here at the poll with this nightstick and ponder killing crackas and they babies!

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I’ll play.
-217.

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@Ricky, I thought of the rape statute for our state, but that number will be reached very shortly. What’s your statute for sodomy?

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If it drops too far they stop it, what’s the limit again? 500?

Or is that safety net only for too far to quickly?

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I notice that the media is blaming this all on European markets, not on the disaster that’s happened here. Oh no, couldn’t be THAT.

-187

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-401

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oh God, I forgot about the supreme court appointments.

we are lost

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I’m just about sick of hearing Glenn Beck keep saying “Move to Texas”. MFer, if I could afford to pack up my family and move halfway across the country, I wouldn’t be so stressed out. My only work truck blew up last week and I have no money left to fix it or to get another truck, and this MF keeps saying “move to Texas, move to Texas”, like that’s the answer to all of our problems…

grrrrrrr!!!

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Racist, find shit to sell. Sell it all. You don’t need any of it. I’ve cleaned house around here myself, still gathering things to sell. I don’t want to participate in a progressive material world. at all. My family and friends is all I need, the rest can go screw.

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Well, I see by my clock, Ye Olde Weaponry and Ammunition Shoppe will be opening in less than one hour. I had better go so I can be first in line at the door.

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Down 520

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Close: 11,999

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-415

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Question.. who’s the dyslexic retard who made the ticker? If the DOW is at 12.934 right now, we’ve got just under 13 more points on the downside to be at ZERO.

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It opened at 13228.24. I’m thinking they’ll stop the hemorrhaging around 12750. I’ll go for a finish for the day of 320.

I too would prefer a defaced silver dollar.

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To make that clear, ending -320 points.

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I predict -420.

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-549

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12,886.22

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@ecp – that is the European numbering format. Get used to it – we’re becoming like Europe, remember?

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“The best is yet to come!”

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my guess

-429

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Holy shit, we’re tanking fast. Can I have a re-guess? The machine sucked my ballot in too fast.

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at the bell, 12,800.94

-427.30

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S&P under 1400. Big, big technical break down. Either we’re way oversold and looking for a bounce later in the day to put S&P back, or we’re in free fall, not much of a bottom in sight until S&P 1300. If we break 1300, look for 1150.

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- 432.88

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I will say -713

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@Stirrin: I don’t know if we’re losing £ or ₤ or $ ??????

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Gee, it’s almost like the market was being propped up until after the election!!!
Nawwww.

OK, I’ll take a stab. The market has ticked up very slightly in the past couple minutes.
Close of trading – down 310.

FWIW, gold and silver and on the uptick.
AAPL losing big time.

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Down 666

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-456.

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@Snowball, you beat me to it. I was gonna guess 420 too, since I may be smoking my first joint today.

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I’ll guess -1079, which is the Dallas County Sheriff’s code for “Notify Coroner”.

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-535. One for each member of Congress.

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Thank you, racist, me too!!!!! I am also sick to death of him talking about being debt free and advising us what to do with all of our money. I have no job and no money. If I were in his shoes I wouldn’t have to be scared to death.

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DJIA 12,734 at 16:00 Wed. EST

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-420 is a good one. Now it’s time to smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more.

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People are selling off in anticipation of new capital gains taxes.

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247 – as in 24 / 7 – the schedule for adding to the debt and tanking this nation for next four year.

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-324-Closing Bell

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-1776

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Soros has to show that Obama is good for the banking industry.

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-412
that’s within the margin of error

Like all of yesterday’s votes, all of the states, all of the races, all of the polls. FK

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I propose that those who can go down to Wall St and yell “JUMP!”

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Cowgirl, apparently sodomy is not against the in the US of Obama…

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Plunge Baby Plunge

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- 695

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The plunge is due to regime certainty.

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Down 440 by close

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-462, with a late rally by Remington, Mossberg and Whetherby fire arms.

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Down 180. The best is yet to come.

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Breaking: Treasury Auctions $24 Billion of 10-Year Notes at a High Yield of 1.675%

I don’t know how they get away with it.

Anyone got a few billion laying around they want to loan me at 1.675% for 10 years? Jus’ axin’!

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“what to do with all of our money. I have no job and no money. If I were in his shoes I wouldn’t have to be scared to death.”

you got some kind of skills that somebody wants, don’t you, LaBonbon?- it’s time to barter… but ALWAYS keep your dignity – hit up every shelter you find – EFFEM, i blame EVERY asshole that allowed every asshole ILLEGAL to work and stay in this country- esp the sanctuary cities

well i’m about to seriously look for a roommate or two that i can trust – rather it was friends, NOT family since they’re stupid hsits that voted for Osshole anyway

anything to pay a monthly – live out of the van if i have too

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-351, what the hell. We’ll all lose another 40% of our net worth in the next 4 years anyhow, if not all lost already.

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close at 12,432

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BigFurHat said, “This country is going to go to shit because the young, gay, non-white, untraditional populace is in control.”

You still aren’t paying attention. As in 2008, Ditzy college kids, ditazy Latinos and ditzy Jews, but mostly ditzy white women gave Obama the election. Women are by far this country’s largest group of parasites, much more immoral than men are, ignorant sluts that they are.

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down 423

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- 376

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Pussy-whipped, wussy and lazy men have relinquished control to women, always pandering to them. Obama is what you get. You DESERVE him.

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- 265

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Bottom feeders will step in at the close and bring it to -65.

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That ws me above with – 265….

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lets see, “barry” on a telephone keypad is 22779. cant seem to make that number work. how about 12779? even tho i think its a tad high….

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Closes at 11.003,01

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12912

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13.006,57

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- 185

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I’ll go with a nice round -450.

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-329

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This is [exactly] what happened as a vote of no confidence in Obama back in 2008/2009.

Romney’s two biggest mistakes were that that bumbling, incompetent wussy allowed Democrats to define him, and, very importantly, he didn’t defend G.W.Bush like anyone with any balls and character would have done.

The fact of the matter was that the economy tanked in 2008, a year and a half after etremely irresonsible, big-spending Democrats took control of both houses of Congress, and after those same Democrats rammed through their insane Sarbanes-Oxley and Dodd-Frank legislation, both of which largely contributed to the collapse of the economy. Never mind that he didn’t persue the issue of Benghazi. He pandered to women, only to have them laugh at him, because they knew an unprincipled phony and a weakling when they saw one.

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-666

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12990 at close.

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Down -267 end of day

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12,947

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I’d say -200 Points on the Dow. And that just may be the tip. If the world stops using the US dollar as a reserve currency the dollar collapses but then maybe that’s Obama’s plan. Wait for another Qualitative Easing in the wings. God damn I hope there is strong GOP leader in Congress.

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My guess was -456. The bad news is that it looks like my guess will not win. The good news is that it looks like my guess will not win. However, the other bad news is that I’m not all that far off, and there is still tomorrow to consider.

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366

That’s how many days a year I’ll have to work just to break fucking even, now!

BFH: Bro, if your going to piss or shit on it, send to obama 2016, I can do that here and save you the stamp….

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The DOW will end at -255. But I’m going with Wyatt on this; there is always tomorrow to consider and the rest of the week too.

The real sign will be Black Friday and if sales are up. I predict a pretty bad holiday season and a horrible new year.

I hope that’s just the depression talking. I suspect it is not.

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-277

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-262.52

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Just a wild guess but -277

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- 404

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-270

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-265
I am not gruntled..not gruntled at all.

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So, when do we start planning on “re-ordering” the GOP?

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Why should anybody be surprised that the Stock Market has plunged?!?! America has voted the Economic Illiterate back into office, I guess Americans are too stupid to realize that Obama’s policies are to blame for this economic catastrophe and want to see just how bad it can get?

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Goodbye America how dare you
Used to know you, now I’m your bastard son
I rode your train they call the city of Gomorrah
Now I’ll be gone five thousand miles before this term is done

(apologies to Steve Goodman and Arlo Guthrie)

0bama didn’t win anything, he is a thief.

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12,975.00

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When is Mr. Pinko gonna enter?

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Down 313 – I was only 1,671 off.

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I was about four points off from the low, but I missed the close by 55.

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Congrats Norm! You might want to check with Fur and inquire just you he intends to deface that dollar (just to make sure you don’t need rubber gloves when you touch it).

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..how he intends…

I’m done for today.

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Congratulations Norman! Well guessed. I hope you enjoy the dollar bill with BFH’s signature.

Because soon it will be worth much more than the paper on which it’s written, especially if he uses fancy ink.

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^THAT^is what passes for intelligent life here? Beam me up, Scottie.

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Way to go Norm!

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Way to go Norm!!

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Congrats Norm!
Hang on to that dollar and it might be worth something someday.

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Hi, gang…just checking back in.
Number one son and I have been out “drowning our sorrows”.

I have mixed feelings about my lucky guess.
It’s always nice to win, but the market stinks on ice.
I don’t know shit, but here’s a tip…buy low…sell high.
Cheers, guys…looking forward to better days.

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