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Home - by - November 6, 2012 - 21:30 America/New_York - 36 Comments

My new strategy for dealing with life?

I had it all wrong. I used to advocate that we only hire conservatives and shop at conservative stores, etc.

Nope.

I am going to hire nobody but liberals to work on stuff for me, and I am going to stiff them. I am not going to pay.

I am also going to shoplift from liberal stores.

Hope and change baby.

» 36 Comments

  1. MM

    November 6th, 2012

    Yaknoiw, after the 2010 midterms I was so buoyed by the results, I decided to go all in. I sold my home for the equity(dropping like a rock) and started making my own glass here in Canon figuring that I would be up and running & in great position to take advantage of the sure to be booming economy.

    Now? If this MoFo wins? And right now Ohio looks bad and Florida is who knows. Taking the Senate is looking bad too. So where the hell does this leave me? I have to face it, what I do is one of those things that are the first to go when things are tight. The past few years are proof solid of that.

    I guess if Obama wins, I’m selling just about everything but my weapons and get a job(my first since I was 17!) and hunker down and wait for the sure to come collapse. I guess I’ll be my local Wal-Mart greeter-HA! Me and 10,000 others. I might even start taking my SS which is something I vowed I’d never do.

    Than what should have happened this year, that is Palin, will run in 2016 and… fuck who knows.

    I’m fucking sick right now

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  2. Debbie

    November 6th, 2012

    This has become a third world country. Give me my obamaphone and send the bill to my grandkids. I’m glad I’m old.

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  3. Debbie

    November 6th, 2012

    Articles of impeachment. WTF

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  4. CrustyB

    November 6th, 2012

    Big, welcome to the political nihilism I discovered a year ago. My advice to you is to drink heavily.

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  5. Unruly Refugee

    November 6th, 2012

    If the bastard were to win it could only be by way of fraud. If we can’t impeach the traitor i don’t want to live here.

    I can trace my ancestors back to some of Canada’s first pioneers; wonder if that will help get me citizenship?

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  6. Dadof3

    November 6th, 2012

    Nice tough talk out of your pain but I’m guessing you won’t because being a mean “taker” all the time aint really your bag?

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  7. TN Tuxedo

    November 6th, 2012

    How you gonna hire liberals?

    They don’t work.

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  8. joe

    November 6th, 2012

    He IS going to win. Not at all happy about it, but it IS going to happen. And then I’m getting off this planet.

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  9. TN Tuxedo

    November 6th, 2012

    Mr. Lazarus, I regret to inform you: the country you love has gone full retard.

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  10. Racist

    November 6th, 2012

    Well his first 4 yrs already destroyed my business and bankrupted me, so as they say in Obamaville,” If this MoFo win, Ima loot me sum muffukun guns and ammo anima start robbin niggas! I’m tirred of ben oppressed and broke nigga. Ima gi payed!!!

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  11. pink Floyd

    November 6th, 2012

    I will just make it my goal in life to insult The Child King daily and piss off every prog that I know and even those that I don’t know, permanantly.

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  12. pink Floyd

    November 6th, 2012

    “permanently” that is.

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  13. Bad Brad

    November 6th, 2012

    I used to employ 50 people. I’m down to ten, constantly trying to reinvent the company to keep up with the changing business climate. Sequestration will kill an amazing amount of jobs. If Obama wins tonight, I’m selling everything I can, getting rid of all my employees and finding a freaken cave to move into. I’m mother fucking far from the only one that’s taking this approach. I don’t blame Barry. To many f#cked up immigrants that want something for nothing. Like they say, “Socialism is great until you run out of other peoples money”. I refuse to contribute. The end of Capitalism.

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  14. J Frank Parnell

    November 6th, 2012

    Plan moving to American Redoubt. Hunker into survival group and try to survive The Collapse.

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  15. BigFurHat

    November 6th, 2012

    The best life moving forward is one where you are off the grid.
    It’s difficult to do, but I’m going to try to do it.
    Downsize and pay cash for something in a low tax area and try to live happy.
    Fuck the parasites.

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  16. Moe tom

    November 6th, 2012

    It aint over ’till the fat lady sings. But I am truly discouraged right now (10.30 NY Time) EVotes Obummer163 Romney 163. As Bill Bendix used to say What a revolting developement this turned out to be.

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  17. Bad Brad

    November 6th, 2012

    Fur, you are correct, but, It’s not going to happen where you live, or where I live. I guess I’m stunned.

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  18. Unruly Refugee

    November 6th, 2012

    @BFH

    Except for electric and phone, I am off the grid already. Set up to use rain water if I have to and wood stove for heat. I love it! Wouldn’t have it any other way.

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  19. Bad Brad

    November 6th, 2012

    Tom, It’s done. Rove sounds like a goddamn cheer leader on Fox right now.

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  20. J Frank Parnell

    November 6th, 2012

    Only handfull of states with no income tax. Even Texas has sales and anal rape property tax. The Collapse will destroy any wealth tied to currency.

    Still many pioneers move to BFE around Alpine in the Davis Mountains. Check out The Field Lab.

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  21. Houston

    November 6th, 2012

    @MM I would be a WalMart greeter but there aren’t any anymore.

    We deserve every ounce of the coming shitstorm. We are a morally bankrupt country.

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  22. Bad Brad

    November 6th, 2012

    J Frank Parnell, maybe northern AZ.

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  23. Moe tom

    November 6th, 2012

    Obama re elected. I’m just so sick and tired I’ll just go to bed. Fuck it. We lost big time to the scum of America. The media, Chris Christie, and pure ignorance played a big part in this fiasco.
    Benghazi, Fort Hood, Fast and Furious, Lies, high crimes and misdemeanors will now vanish from public discourse. The Supreme Court will become a bastion of liberalism. Our Military weakened by executive order. Our healthcare system ruined. Our exceptionalism will be reduced to zero. Government will heretofore mandate what we need.
    Dont look for any more Orville Wrights, John Fords, Steve Jobs etc. And forget about energy independence. And much, much more. Good night IOTW.

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  24. GDFn DEMASSES

    November 6th, 2012

    it ain’t gonna matter WHERE you go, all they gotta do to punish ANYbody who has wealth (in property), is what they already have DONE

    the same way they’re gonna kill us with oshitstaincare – they’ll just transfer over to the EPA or whatever new office of fuckingover landowners

    kill us with total control

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  25. Lady in Red

    November 6th, 2012

    Keep your eye on the horizon line. Focus. Me and thee are blips; the challenge is, still, to save America.

    Try this: America, The Beautiful
    sung by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzs52OzgWOs&feature=youtu.be

    ….Lady in Red

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  26. GDFn DEMASSES

    November 7th, 2012

    “. Rove sounds like a goddamn cheer leader ”

    you bet he does just a fkn demo infestation to the R party to help turn it left

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  27. Hotlanta Mike

    November 7th, 2012

    The police state now has an opportunity to take hold, together with Obama’s brown shirts going nationwide. Get out while you can…

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  28. NOLIKEO

    November 7th, 2012

    I am so sad for this country, on both sides. We have seen a very rough four years. And this country will continue in its downward spiral. I don’t want to be like Greece or France.
    So all of us need to prepare because things will get worse.
    Higher prices, less jobs…it’s coming. This country is broke.

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  29. Lady in Red

    November 7th, 2012

    Saadly — but not surprisingly — this is a message that it will not be easy. Think Valley Forge?

    For you, Fur, it’s a continued fight for right-wing ideals. Me? Harder. I tiptoe from legalizing all drugs, to Ron Paul’s “speak softly, but make a big hole if you have to…” to eliminating more fed agencies than anyone’s thought of, to date….

    …to not caring about man fucking…. gay marriage… I mean: why? I kinda like “don’t ask; don’t tell…” War isn’t about fucking… nor is the Boy Scouts. Who cares if gays are there? It’s about building fires, using a compass…

    Forced birthing is a biggie for me. It’s the brand issue of the “religious, conservative right.” It is the evil counterpart issue to the Brady Group’s anti-gun movement on the left….

    We’re not trying to take away your guns….

    We’re not trying to stop all abortions, just…

    It is an effort unbecoming the intellectual right.

    Eyes on the horizon. ….Lady in Red

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  30. charlotte

    November 7th, 2012

    I’m hoping for those aquatic mammals ….or for the ricin’on the cake

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  31. Rust

    November 7th, 2012

    Poor sport, baby.

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  32. Moe tom

    November 7th, 2012

    Lady in Red. Why don’t you go fuck yourself? Buy a fucking dildo. A big black one.

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  33. Rust

    November 7th, 2012

    Classy Conservatives…haven’t come across one yet.

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  34. Lady in Red

    November 7th, 2012

    Well, Moe Tom, you — and the others from the damn forced birthing, American taliban — have paid the price. As a Constitutionalist, fiscal conservative your damn “social conservatism” pisses me off.

    I warned you.

    Whew. And you bastards even lost Allan West!

    Here’s the London Telegraph: Is the tea party dead? I hope, very much, that the old tea party is dead and that a new one grounded in Constitutional issues — damn the pictures of fetuses! — will rise.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100188297/is-the-tea-party-over-radical-social-conservatism-might-have-brought-it-to-an-end/

    Think, you poor sad jerk. *Think* about what you did. ….Lady in Red

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  35. Lady in Red

    November 7th, 2012

    Bad Brad…. and Fur…. If you have a SS# you ain’t getting off the grid. …smile… even if you do get off the power grid.

    We can win. We *will* win. The debt will be worse come 2016. Maybe America walks, at that point….? forfeits…? (…the country…?) But we can do it. Somehow.

    The Constitution is still here. American exceptionalism is still with many of us. If you don’t want to “do” it as entrepreneurs, go covert. But, America will win this. You will win this.

    We *must* pick the “forced birthers” off our backs. The parasites will fall away, easily. The “forced birthers” will be harder, need to be taught to stuff their personal issues in their pockets, stop the imposition of those ideas on others. Keep the “beliefs.” Just don’t shove them in *my* face… ….mount candidates whose values vis a vis the Constitution, etc. are right on, but don’t demand the forced birthing litmus test for candidates.

    Be cool.

    When Sarah Palin was governor, *twice* she refused to advance anti-abortion legislation. Twice! And she vetoed legislation denying benefits to same sex partners.

    That is being a leader of all the people, beyond personal “beliefs.”

    I’m relieved cows aren’t considered sacred in America. Then, I’d really be in trouble.

    ….Lady in Red

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  36. Dano

    November 7th, 2012

    Dark days ahead…

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