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  1. RedNeckRobot

    November 6th, 2012

    I shit you not. The burger was THIS big and now it’s on my ass.

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  2. Captiva

    November 6th, 2012

    Ape sounds

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  3. MrHappy

    November 6th, 2012

    My strap on is this big, and you should hear barry squeal!

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  4. Serious Putty

    November 6th, 2012

    You know, from this angle-
    no, I just can’t.

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  5. dude

    November 6th, 2012

    Fuck you, I am not in the mood right now…..really

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  6. Unruly Refugee

    November 6th, 2012

    Stuff a pillow in that pie hole, it ain’t time for the fat bitch to sing.

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  7. Gracie

    November 6th, 2012

    See these hands? I’m gonna be a hand model after the election.

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  8. Nutjob

    November 6th, 2012

    and if Barry pulls off this scam a 2nd time, I’ll finally be proud to be an american the 2nd time in my life.

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  9. Nutjob

    November 6th, 2012

    So I yelled to the voters “Where you going? Your democrats you can vote again”

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  10. Nutjob

    November 6th, 2012

    This is how I inhale 1 of them $5 Subway foot long subs.

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  11. Nutjob

    November 6th, 2012

    So I yelled out to the secret service, “I ordered it, let the pizza semi-truck in”.

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  12. Alxandro

    November 6th, 2012

    “You need to open up this wide before Barack can go FORWARD!”

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  13. mkultra

    November 6th, 2012

    The worst-selling inflatable sex doll of all time.

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  14. Bad Brad

    November 6th, 2012

    The lowest common denominator first lady.

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  15. Nutjob

    November 7th, 2012

    “I mean my ego grew by this much knowing we pulled off fraud for a 2nd time on the american idiots who voted for us”.

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  16. charlotte

    November 7th, 2012

    Fucking bitch.I hope you choke.

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  17. Ma Deuce

    November 7th, 2012

    Hideous beast.

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  18. sTevo

    November 7th, 2012

    The gate was only this wide. My ass would not go through. Not even sideways.

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  19. Fat & Infuriated

    November 7th, 2012

    allah, I know you don’t listen to worthless women as long as your jihadis have goats to replace us with, but bear in mind that I am more of a man than Barry Hussein-0. I not only stand when I pee, I stand when I shit. The name sasquatch doesn’t have anything to do with squatting, I don’t know what fucking cracker came up with that shit but it ain’t right …

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  20. Joe

    November 7th, 2012

    I don’t see any humor in this anymore. I am so sad for our country. Even the Catholics voted for Obama. Go figure. Coal miners are out of work and we are without power. Allen West is gone. It makes no sense.

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  21. Nick

    November 7th, 2012

    My ass used to be this big.

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  22. beachmom

    November 7th, 2012

    “I am having a steak this big! And then I’m going on vacation! On your dime! Bwahahaha!”

    On a side note, I hope the Congress has the balls to prosecute Barry for purposely allowing people to be murdered. Go Issa!!!!

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  23. kvn

    November 7th, 2012

    I’ve got a dildo this long to compensate for my gay husband.

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  24. Jethro

    November 7th, 2012

    And this is what Barack did so Bill Clinton would campaign for him…

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  25. Louis R. McClain

    November 7th, 2012

    ….then I put my hands on each side and…..

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