Home - by Cardigan - November 6, 2012 - 21:30 America/New_York - 25 Comments
November 6th, 2012
I shit you not. The burger was THIS big and now it’s on my ass.
My strap on is this big, and you should hear barry squeal!
You know, from this angle-
no, I just can’t.
Fuck you, I am not in the mood right now…..really
Stuff a pillow in that pie hole, it ain’t time for the fat bitch to sing.
See these hands? I’m gonna be a hand model after the election.
and if Barry pulls off this scam a 2nd time, I’ll finally be proud to be an american the 2nd time in my life.
So I yelled to the voters “Where you going? Your democrats you can vote again”
This is how I inhale 1 of them $5 Subway foot long subs.
So I yelled out to the secret service, “I ordered it, let the pizza semi-truck in”.
“You need to open up this wide before Barack can go FORWARD!”
The worst-selling inflatable sex doll of all time.
The lowest common denominator first lady.
November 7th, 2012
“I mean my ego grew by this much knowing we pulled off fraud for a 2nd time on the american idiots who voted for us”.
Fucking bitch.I hope you choke.
The gate was only this wide. My ass would not go through. Not even sideways.
Fat & Infuriated
allah, I know you don’t listen to worthless women as long as your jihadis have goats to replace us with, but bear in mind that I am more of a man than Barry Hussein-0. I not only stand when I pee, I stand when I shit. The name sasquatch doesn’t have anything to do with squatting, I don’t know what fucking cracker came up with that shit but it ain’t right …
I don’t see any humor in this anymore. I am so sad for our country. Even the Catholics voted for Obama. Go figure. Coal miners are out of work and we are without power. Allen West is gone. It makes no sense.
My ass used to be this big.
“I am having a steak this big! And then I’m going on vacation! On your dime! Bwahahaha!”
On a side note, I hope the Congress has the balls to prosecute Barry for purposely allowing people to be murdered. Go Issa!!!!
I’ve got a dildo this long to compensate for my gay husband.
And this is what Barack did so Bill Clinton would campaign for him…
Louis R. McClain
….then I put my hands on each side and…..
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