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Planned Parenthood would like you to please spread your legs and vote
So, Planned Parenthood has updated their Facebook cover photo for GOTV.
Ladies, please, just relax. This voting thing won’t hurt a bit.

I get the middle two (patriotic birth control and an IUD, respectively), because obviously, if Mitt Romney is elected President, he’s going to lock away all the birth control in America and force aborted babies to jump back into their mothers so that they can be forced to carry them to term or something, and apparently no form of contraception looks like the letter “E,” but what the hell is going on with that “V?”





Stranded in Sonoma
November 6th, 2012
It’s Fluke spreading her whore legs after she’s got us to buy the “O” and the “T” for her to use.
Maudie N Mandeville
November 6th, 2012
I thought the ‘T’ was the tool they use to stick into the base of the baby’s skull. No?
AbigailAdams
November 6th, 2012
So literal. So liberal.
finai
November 6th, 2012
I can’t find the site on Facebook; however, every Planned Parenthood page find, features a biracial couple. WTF’s up with that?
MaryfromMarin
November 6th, 2012
I’m surprised they didn’t use pieces of aborted babies. After all, that accounts for most of their “business” transactions. Truth in advertising, you know.
Houston
November 6th, 2012
Well if the legs in the “V” were together they wouldn’t need the birth control.
Commissar M
November 6th, 2012
It’s interesting to note that, according to the feministing wing of the radical left, a woman is nothing more than a voting life support system for her cooch. And somehow, this is supposed to be “empowering”.
Commissar M
November 6th, 2012
BTW, what specific Republic or Romney campaign platform items are going to take away birth control or deny health care to women?
John Cooper
November 6th, 2012
Maudie N Mandeville: Nah, that’s the human version of a calf-puller. You put those tongs around the baby’s neck, put both feet on the mother’s butt, then pull like hell on that T-handle.
dude
November 6th, 2012
HA, they WISH! Planned Parenthood women are too ugly to have legs like that.
dba_vagabond_trader
November 6th, 2012
How crass,how misogynistic, how degrading as if all we gals think about is spreading our legs and grabbermint BC. Go eff yourself commies.
Stranded in Sonoma
November 6th, 2012
@Houston — Bingo! We have a winnah!
Stranded in Sonoma
November 6th, 2012
@Commissar M — All of them. Because somehow, for the femi-nazis, all roads lead to the murder of innocent unborn children.
Demmorhoid femminists have sacrificed all women’s issues on the alter of liberalism.
timmy g
November 6th, 2012
cant they use the suction hose for an exclamation point!?
Machloja
November 6th, 2012
There’s something missing in “VOTE*”, hmm…
I’ve got it, its exclamation point “VOTE!*”.
To keep it with artistic flow make it, as half full, used condom.
Paul S.
November 6th, 2012
and they call us pro lifers single issue voters
Stranded in Sonoma
November 6th, 2012
So, revenge then.
Maudie N Mandeville
November 6th, 2012
“Revenge we much!”
Carlos The Jackal
November 6th, 2012
“I can’t find the site on Facebook; however, every Planned Parenthood page find, features a biracial couple. WTF’s up with that?”
The libs truly believe that once homogenization of the population is complete, and everyone is the same even light chocolate skin tone, there will be no more racism, everyone will get along singing kumbaya, the seas wil lower, theh earth will heal, and unicorns will crap rainbows and Skittles.
Stirrin the B.S.
November 6th, 2012
I’ll be darned, I just never realized that a liberal woman’s brain was located in her vagina. Apparently that’s what performs their cognitive function.
figgers
November 6th, 2012
” WTF’s up with that? ”
pure propaganda to to quickly brownout the whities