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The ol’ “Romney is Photoshopping Crowd Size” Gag

Home - by - November 5, 2012 - 10:43 America/New_York - 30 Comments

The left is claiming that Romney rallies are not all that big. It’s all photoshop.

Romney Campaign Photoshop LieSome simp named Samuel Warde is busy toiling away in his parent’s bonus room, the day before an election, an election that will prove “crowd size”, putting a photo under his jeweler’s loop and examining “structure alignments.”

He’s blown the lid off the entire election! Romney’s crowd sizes are fake!!

Uh, wouldn’t tomorrow decide crowd size?

Hey Sam! Perhaps after Romney wins you can start a site called Loose Hope and Change. You can dissect all the minutia and prove that Romney’s win was an “inside job.”

The Hot Pocket and Slim Jim industry should get down on their hands and knees and thank the Samuel Wardes of the world for keeping them in the black.

 

» 30 Comments

  1. dba_vagabond_trader

    November 5th, 2012

    “Some simp named Samuel Warde is busy toiling away in his parent’s bonus room”

    Parents bonus room, much more contemporary than Moms basement. Consider that borrowed. :D

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  2. Poonces

    November 5th, 2012

    The biggest gag Iive seen come down the pike is that Obama is an American.

    I hoping he gags tomorrow.

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  3. Anonymous

    November 5th, 2012

    From the party of photoshopped birth certificates.

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  4. Carlos The Jackal

    November 5th, 2012

    Samuel Warde’s Mom needs to boot lil’ sammy out the house between the hours of 8AM and 5 PM…

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  5. Bad Brad

    November 5th, 2012

    Looks like this guy is interviewing for a spot on Morning Joe.
    Today Joe Scarborough advanced up to number three on my list of people I would most like to put my foot up their ass, right behind Mathews, and that fag Lawrence. I bet Joe finally comes out of the closet as a full blown liberal after the election.

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  6. Jerry The Great

    November 5th, 2012

    It’s obviously bad panorama stitching.

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  7. Xavier

    November 5th, 2012

    I just hope they don’t figure out that Mitt’s actually a hologram that the Kochs and Sarah Palin created to do their bidding.

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  8. Carlos The Jackal

    November 5th, 2012

    Bad Brad, you’re forgetting martin bashir, an undercover muzzie if ever I saw one.

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  9. Carlos The Jackal

    November 5th, 2012

    After the election I hope to be telling a lot of liberals to suck my Koch.

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  10. Anonymous

    November 5th, 2012

    I don’t think they should be bringing up photoshopping.
    This has a bunch of the classics, including stretched grandfather’s arm on park bench.
    http://m.youtube.com/?reason=8&rdm=5354#/watch?v=vxgtIXrsnTU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvxgtIXrsnTU

    Bring it on, photoshop guy!

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  11. AbigailAdams

    November 5th, 2012

    It’s all they got left. Boo hoo hoo. The first rule of law is crooks are stupid.

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  12. Irish

    November 5th, 2012

    Liberal loons have too much time on their hands

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  13. CrustyB

    November 5th, 2012

    What @Jerry The Great said. Ignore thousands of press photos and videos showing overwhelming Republican voter enthusiasm, take a single pic that’s obviously just a faulty photo stitch, run it through the paranoid mind of a liberal and it becomes an EVIL MIND CONTROL SCHEME OF DECEPTION by EVIL REPUBLICANS! ARGH BLARGH!

    Our enemies are officially retards.

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  14. srdem65

    November 5th, 2012

    OMG, someone photoshopped the size of a crowd!
    Let’s check the photoshopping that was done to MrsO’s behind.
    We could check the photo of BO in the Situation Room, too.

    never mind. it’s too late. Election day tomorrow.

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  15. Bad Brad

    November 5th, 2012

    Carlos The Jackal
    “Bad Brad, you’re forgetting martin bashir, an undercover muzzie if ever I saw one.”

    That dudes just to weak and sickly to be on my list. We need one of the lady’s here to put him on their list.

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  16. GregMan

    November 5th, 2012

    @Jerry The Great has the correct answer. This is a panorama stiched together from at least four separate photographs, taken with a wide-angle lens. The distortion produced by the lens is what makes things not line up.

    You could make a mathematical model of this, but we all know MATHS are too hard for liberals to understand.

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  17. 66chevelle

    November 5th, 2012

    For-warde!!!!!111!!11eleventy!!

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  18. Houston

    November 5th, 2012

    @Crusty calling liberals retards is an insult to retards everywhere.

    Not the use of the word retard (I’m not PC), just the comparison. :)

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  19. Anonymous

    November 5th, 2012

    Barry’s family album – a history of photoshopping.
    http://educate-yourself.org/cn/nicoloffthreestooges6part25apr09.shtml

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  20. RANDO

    November 5th, 2012

    Welcome back, Xavier.

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  21. Anne

    November 5th, 2012

    It’s infallible:

    Whenever Democrats accuse Republicans of doing a dirty deed,
    You can be sure that those sneaks are already doing it themselves.

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  22. Anne

    November 5th, 2012

    For some peculiar reason, whenever a Republican goes to work for MSNBC, apparently he or she wants so much to be liked by the liberals there that they gradually sound more and more like Rinos; e.g., Laura Ingrham, Pat Buchanan and even Ann Coulter became wussies while they worked there.

    When Joe Scarborough was a Floridian Republican Congressman representing the panhandle, a staunchly Conservative area and an annex of Alabama, he was a pretty good and consistent advocate for Republican values very well liked by his constituents.

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  23. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 5th, 2012

    Fine. The Romney campaign had to photoshop pictures of it’s rallies to get the crowd of tens of thousands to look like a larger number of tens of thousands.

    0bama has to photoshop pictures of his rallies to get the crowd of tens to look like it’s in the low thousands.

    They don’t even bother with the used and now discarded Fluke.

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  24. Houston

    November 5th, 2012

    @Anne You are exactly right. They lack creativity for sure. They also expect the other side to do what they’re doing from a (not) guilty conscience.

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  25. sTevo

    November 5th, 2012

    Anyone notice the MBM coverage differences between Obama and Romney.

    All of Obama’s shots are close cropped as not to show vacancies.

    All Romney’s are at wide angle showing over-flow capacity.

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  26. pissedpatriot30

    November 5th, 2012

    Wait WAIT!!! Isn’t that Lee Harevy Oswald right next to that big #4 arrow top left???

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  27. pissedpatriot30

    November 5th, 2012

    //Harvey// dang it…

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  28. Tom Mannis

    November 5th, 2012

    I’ve been a big fan of Sam Warde since he first proved that the moon landings were all fake.

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  29. The Looking Spoon

    November 5th, 2012

    Oh come on! If this was an attempt to doctor the crowd size it was a very poor one. Nobody who knows photoshop (speaking as someone who does) would pass this off as is.

    Looking at the photo it looks to me like someone tried to get the whole shot, couldn’t and used photo stitching to get the rest of the shot.

    This is something iPhones with iOS 6 can do now, that’s most likely what this is.

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  30. Mz McHorsey

    November 6th, 2012

    Dont worry about stupid photoshopped images put out by the oboobie team claiming the opposition did it….worry about WHY VALERIE JARRETT is in secret meetings with Iran right now? Is Val a deputy Secretary of State, a Senator, A Representative on Fact-Finding tour??? NO SHE IS NOT. just a commie bitch trying to create more maelstrom before getting tossed out on her skanky ass…. Maybe she is trying to secure a new job in the commie muzzie world…hmmmm.

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