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The ol’ “Romney is Photoshopping Crowd Size” Gag
The left is claiming that Romney rallies are not all that big. It’s all photoshop.
Some simp named Samuel Warde is busy toiling away in his parent’s bonus room, the day before an election, an election that will prove “crowd size”, putting a photo under his jeweler’s loop and examining “structure alignments.”
He’s blown the lid off the entire election! Romney’s crowd sizes are fake!!
Uh, wouldn’t tomorrow decide crowd size?
Hey Sam! Perhaps after Romney wins you can start a site called Loose Hope and Change. You can dissect all the minutia and prove that Romney’s win was an “inside job.”
The Hot Pocket and Slim Jim industry should get down on their hands and knees and thank the Samuel Wardes of the world for keeping them in the black.
dba_vagabond_trader
November 5th, 2012
“Some simp named Samuel Warde is busy toiling away in his parent’s bonus room”
Parents bonus room, much more contemporary than Moms basement. Consider that borrowed.
Poonces
November 5th, 2012
The biggest gag Iive seen come down the pike is that Obama is an American.
I hoping he gags tomorrow.
Anonymous
November 5th, 2012
From the party of photoshopped birth certificates.
Carlos The Jackal
November 5th, 2012
Samuel Warde’s Mom needs to boot lil’ sammy out the house between the hours of 8AM and 5 PM…
Bad Brad
November 5th, 2012
Looks like this guy is interviewing for a spot on Morning Joe.
Today Joe Scarborough advanced up to number three on my list of people I would most like to put my foot up their ass, right behind Mathews, and that fag Lawrence. I bet Joe finally comes out of the closet as a full blown liberal after the election.
Jerry The Great
November 5th, 2012
It’s obviously bad panorama stitching.
Xavier
November 5th, 2012
I just hope they don’t figure out that Mitt’s actually a hologram that the Kochs and Sarah Palin created to do their bidding.
Carlos The Jackal
November 5th, 2012
Bad Brad, you’re forgetting martin bashir, an undercover muzzie if ever I saw one.
Carlos The Jackal
November 5th, 2012
After the election I hope to be telling a lot of liberals to suck my Koch.
Anonymous
November 5th, 2012
I don’t think they should be bringing up photoshopping.
This has a bunch of the classics, including stretched grandfather’s arm on park bench.
http://m.youtube.com/?reason=8&rdm=5354#/watch?v=vxgtIXrsnTU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvxgtIXrsnTU
Bring it on, photoshop guy!
AbigailAdams
November 5th, 2012
It’s all they got left. Boo hoo hoo. The first rule of law is crooks are stupid.
Irish
November 5th, 2012
Liberal loons have too much time on their hands
CrustyB
November 5th, 2012
What @Jerry The Great said. Ignore thousands of press photos and videos showing overwhelming Republican voter enthusiasm, take a single pic that’s obviously just a faulty photo stitch, run it through the paranoid mind of a liberal and it becomes an EVIL MIND CONTROL SCHEME OF DECEPTION by EVIL REPUBLICANS! ARGH BLARGH!
Our enemies are officially retards.
srdem65
November 5th, 2012
OMG, someone photoshopped the size of a crowd!
Let’s check the photoshopping that was done to MrsO’s behind.
We could check the photo of BO in the Situation Room, too.
never mind. it’s too late. Election day tomorrow.
Bad Brad
November 5th, 2012
Carlos The Jackal
“Bad Brad, you’re forgetting martin bashir, an undercover muzzie if ever I saw one.”
That dudes just to weak and sickly to be on my list. We need one of the lady’s here to put him on their list.
GregMan
November 5th, 2012
@Jerry The Great has the correct answer. This is a panorama stiched together from at least four separate photographs, taken with a wide-angle lens. The distortion produced by the lens is what makes things not line up.
You could make a mathematical model of this, but we all know MATHS are too hard for liberals to understand.
66chevelle
November 5th, 2012
For-warde!!!!!111!!11eleventy!!
Houston
November 5th, 2012
@Crusty calling liberals retards is an insult to retards everywhere.
Not the use of the word retard (I’m not PC), just the comparison.
Anonymous
November 5th, 2012
Barry’s family album – a history of photoshopping.
http://educate-yourself.org/cn/nicoloffthreestooges6part25apr09.shtml
RANDO
November 5th, 2012
Welcome back, Xavier.
Anne
November 5th, 2012
It’s infallible:
Whenever Democrats accuse Republicans of doing a dirty deed,
You can be sure that those sneaks are already doing it themselves.
Anne
November 5th, 2012
For some peculiar reason, whenever a Republican goes to work for MSNBC, apparently he or she wants so much to be liked by the liberals there that they gradually sound more and more like Rinos; e.g., Laura Ingrham, Pat Buchanan and even Ann Coulter became wussies while they worked there.
When Joe Scarborough was a Floridian Republican Congressman representing the panhandle, a staunchly Conservative area and an annex of Alabama, he was a pretty good and consistent advocate for Republican values very well liked by his constituents.
Stranded in Sonoma
November 5th, 2012
Fine. The Romney campaign had to photoshop pictures of it’s rallies to get the crowd of tens of thousands to look like a larger number of tens of thousands.
0bama has to photoshop pictures of his rallies to get the crowd of tens to look like it’s in the low thousands.
They don’t even bother with the used and now discarded Fluke.
Houston
November 5th, 2012
@Anne You are exactly right. They lack creativity for sure. They also expect the other side to do what they’re doing from a (not) guilty conscience.
sTevo
November 5th, 2012
Anyone notice the MBM coverage differences between Obama and Romney.
All of Obama’s shots are close cropped as not to show vacancies.
All Romney’s are at wide angle showing over-flow capacity.
pissedpatriot30
November 5th, 2012
Wait WAIT!!! Isn’t that Lee Harevy Oswald right next to that big #4 arrow top left???
pissedpatriot30
November 5th, 2012
//Harvey// dang it…
Tom Mannis
November 5th, 2012
I’ve been a big fan of Sam Warde since he first proved that the moon landings were all fake.
The Looking Spoon
November 5th, 2012
Oh come on! If this was an attempt to doctor the crowd size it was a very poor one. Nobody who knows photoshop (speaking as someone who does) would pass this off as is.
Looking at the photo it looks to me like someone tried to get the whole shot, couldn’t and used photo stitching to get the rest of the shot.
This is something iPhones with iOS 6 can do now, that’s most likely what this is.
Mz McHorsey
November 6th, 2012
Dont worry about stupid photoshopped images put out by the oboobie team claiming the opposition did it….worry about WHY VALERIE JARRETT is in secret meetings with Iran right now? Is Val a deputy Secretary of State, a Senator, A Representative on Fact-Finding tour??? NO SHE IS NOT. just a commie bitch trying to create more maelstrom before getting tossed out on her skanky ass…. Maybe she is trying to secure a new job in the commie muzzie world…hmmmm.