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Home - by - November 5, 2012 - 09:56 America/New_York - 41 Comments

Well, they should.

From Pirates Cove

A defeat for Barack Obama on Tuesday would be no ordinary loss for Democrats.

It would be a traumatic experience: the death of the dream of liberal realignment embodied in Obama’s insurgent 2008 campaign. And it would be all the more distressing to Democrats because so many of them fervently believe they will win tomorrow.

Here’s POLITICO’s preview of how Democrats would try to explain an Obama defeat — including some of the foreseeable arguments and spin:

  • Obama threw it away in Denver (at the debate)
  • The Bush economy killed him (essentially, Demoloons will blame the crummy economic conditions after 4 years of Obama policies on….yup, Bush)
  • It was the second-term vision thing (because Obama refused to talked about his plans for a 2nd term, other than more of the same)
  • Citizens United, the super PACs and the Koch Brothers did it (even though Obama and pro-Democrat Super PACs raise and spend enormous amounts of money, and Obama pretty much receives free “in-kind” contributions from most of the American news media)
  • He lost for a noble cause: national health care (which still polls negatively, and most do not want)

Of course, there will certainly be a few other reason, most of which will be the primary talking points from the unhinged barking moonbat Democrat base

  • Racism
  • Romney/GOP stole the election
  • Romney bought the election (without wondering about Obama’s money lead during the 2008 election)
  • White people

I’m looking forward to hearing and reading these complaints after Obama loses, as so many Liberals are unable to leave their houses, heck, their beds, in misery, suffering from Post Election Selection Trauma (PEST).

And, for today, I still keep my prediction of a 48% chance of riots by liberals if Obama loses. Why? Partly because liberals are unhinged loony tunes. Let’s refer back to the beginning of the article

…Democrats admire and sympathize with the president….

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» 41 Comments

  1. RANDO

    November 5th, 2012

    Maybe this is the Zombie Apocalypse we’ve been preparing for.
    You HAVE been preparing, haven’t you?

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  2. Oaksmiles

    November 5th, 2012

    Unfortunately, I’m also worried about rioting if TOTUS wins (ala the same kind of idiocy that fans of winning sports teams partake). After all, if “the one” said “voting is the best revenge”, can we really expect people with revenge on their minds to be magnanimous in victory?

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  3. xthred

    November 5th, 2012

    Tomorrow is going to be a fun day.

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  4. Poonces

    November 5th, 2012

    LOL. Sounds like this election might be like putting weed killer on your lawn. Hopefully the useless life sucking inhabitants will…go away.

    Wouldn’t it be nice.

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  5. Meshuggahboy

    November 5th, 2012

    List all the excuses you want, call me a racist, just get the fuck out of the White House.

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  6. Xavier

    November 5th, 2012

    We knew the MSM would report a tie race at the end to energize the liberal vote and maximize campaign ad revenue. The pollsters kowtow to the same money gods and get more exposure and income by reporting a dead heat. The best news I’ve heard all week was yesterday’s CNN poll showing a tie, which means Romney has a several point lead.

    The fact is, Barry’s minions are in the state known as “willing suspension of disbelief”. It’s all about to come tumbling down; their god and their radical anti-freedom agenda are going to be crushed.

    There’s going to be tears, teeth-gnashing, and riots through the weekend. With Romney’s win being large enough to disallow recounts and lawsuits they’re going to have to face the fact that their ideas and their idol have been rejected and there’s no way to cheat their way out of the truth this time.

    Best of all, a certain MSDNC ‘reporter’ is about to have a very public meltdown. I’ll take “incarceration and job loss” for $400, Alex.

    What is best in life, Conan?

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  7. Dismas In Wonderland

    November 5th, 2012

    If Obama loses this election for a second term I have to re-think my whole “Obama is the antichrist” belief system.

    You see, the Bible says in the end times the majority of the people on earth will follow after the antichrist. So, with his huge popularity in Europe, and basically with all the Marxists on the planet, it looks like a huge number of people are following after this “Sacred Clown”.

    I hope Obama loses. But, all my friends are going to laugh at me for screaming at the top of my lungs that the end times are upon us, because Obama is the anti-Christ.

    What to do? What to do? What to do? (I already voted for Romney in early voting).

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  8. 66chevelle

    November 5th, 2012

    OT–Just saw that Leftie John Cusack is playing Rush Limbaugh in a movie. Will he wear a fat suit, or will he gain 100 pounds to portray his mythical Rush? I hope he takes the Artistic Authenticity route and really fattens his ass up.

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  9. Maudie N Mandeville

    November 5th, 2012

    Is it wrong to hope for riots? After all, where do the doofes’ riot? What neighborhoods do they burn down?

    I’m stocking up on popcorn.

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  10. Xavier

    November 5th, 2012

    Dismas In Wonderland

    Barry’s losing the election does not mean you’re wrong. He’s not going to just shut up and go away; he will actually be more dangerous and divisive when he’s not required to appease 51% of Americans.

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  11. Poonces

    November 5th, 2012

    This is one scene that probably won’t unfold in Texas.

    It wouldn’t be corn you heard popping.

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  12. dba_vagabond_trader

    November 5th, 2012

    @Dismas In Wonderland:

    Don’t despair, a Christian friend assures me Ubama is not the anti Christ, but he is on the payroll. :evil:

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  13. Death_By_Farts

    November 5th, 2012

    Can’t wait to watch the riots on tv with cold beer, chicken wings, fireplace going, shotgun loaded and nearby…My biggest letdown being that I’m out in the country and won’t get to use it on any thugs…

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  14. Anne

    November 5th, 2012

    When Obama loses, that will repudiate
    Bill Clinton’s effectiveness once-and-
    for-all, also. So we’ll get a twofer;
    two con artists relegated to obscurity.

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  15. dba_vagabond_trader

    November 5th, 2012

    Antidepressant and sedative ODs will be rampant.

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  16. Anne

    November 5th, 2012

    Did you vote yet? If not, why not?

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  17. CrustyB

    November 5th, 2012

    I’m keeping my TV off tomorrow night but if Obama loses I’ll turn it on just to enjoy Chris Matthews’ reaction. I hope he goes as nuts as Dan Rather did when he had a nervous breakdown during the 2004 election.

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  18. Noodengr

    November 5th, 2012

    well if the libs are jumping from high rises tomorrow when the votes come in. I do hope they have the courtesy to yell ” look out below” to the folks on the street. Would not want innocent folks flattened beneath them on the sidewalk.

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  19. Birdie Num Num

    November 5th, 2012

    I had a hard core lefty moonbat living in an apartment across the way from mine in 2004.
    His window and apartment were festooned with Kerry/Edwards crap.

    Around 3am, after Bush had been reelected , I heard an explosive crash.

    This character had started throwing all of his furniture (including his TV ,Stereo ,a Mac desktop computer,etc.)out his (closed) 14th story window.

    He was arrested the next morning for malicious destruction and disturbing the peace.

    To these permanent adolescents,their “it takes a village” political posture is their life.

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  20. Anne

    November 5th, 2012

    I heard on the news yesterday that, in 2008, 300,000 Christian Evangelical Funnymentalists in Ohio, alone, didn’t vote in that election. I wonder if those ditzy dimwits have learned anything from the past 4 years, or if they’re going to pull that stunt again?

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  21. A former fetus named Cletus

    November 5th, 2012

    The coming riots should be called the nate silver riots.

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  22. Anne

    November 5th, 2012

    If they don’t riot, they will be dancing
    in the streets in jubilation for the same
    reasons that Palestinians danced in the
    streets on 9/11. Revenge against the whites.

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  23. Jarhead Cracka

    November 5th, 2012

    If Romney pulls out a decisive victory I plan on recording “The View” on wednesday, then watching it with popcorn & beer. Can you imagine Joy Behar and Whoopi if Obumsteer ( had to borrow that one) gets voted out?

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  24. Anne

    November 5th, 2012

    Obama is evil. He wants people to vote for him
    not for constructive reasons, but for revenge to
    reinfore his own irrational hatred of whites.
    That is one sick freak that Democrats elected.

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  25. even steven

    November 5th, 2012

    I’m mailing razor blades to every democrat I know.

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  26. Sarge

    November 5th, 2012

    Lets make sure that Valerie Jarret is put on suicide watch tonight.

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  27. RighWinger

    November 5th, 2012

    NYC trying to get back to its feet, lots of angry Obummer supporters who feel like they are living Katrina, Doomberg has done a fine job of setting up the kindling and pouring the gasoline all over it.

    Election night is the match. Obama loses, the match gets lit. Some of the other major cities will be bad enough from riots if they take place, but New York City? Good luck!

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  28. Menderman

    November 5th, 2012

    48% chance of riots? That is the chance I give for Riots/celebrations IF Obama wins! When Obama loses, I give a 99% chance of riots! If I lived in Baltimore, DC, Detroit, East LA, NYC etc, I’d vote early, go home, pack my irreplaceble items and get the hell out of town to a soild red rural area.

    This election will make Sandy look like a walk in the park!

    Good luck everybody…and keep your powder dry.

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  29. Zilla

    November 5th, 2012

    Darwin Awards for leftist suicides after Bathhouse Barry loses. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, a Darwin Award is given to people who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it.

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  30. Anne

    November 5th, 2012

    Fox’s usually coherent and rational Brit Hume said that Cristie merely thanked Obamma for doing a good job, reiterating what Cristie had lamely said himself, and Hume also said that Obama has shown himself to be a likeable and admirable guy.

    WTF? What did Obama do that was a good job? He made an appearance for a photo op with the fat man, and then that lazy, useless good-for-nothing flew to Las Vegas to party again, just like he did after the attack on Benghazi. By the standards of politicians, that’s doing a good job?

    Likeable and admired? By who? The immoral, lazy bums, deadbeats, freeloders and parasites who take bribes to vote for immoral and unscrupulous Democrats?

    Brit Hume must have moved to Disney World when he retired.

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  31. AbigailAdams

    November 5th, 2012

    One of the most amusing observations these past few weeks is reading posts on the conservative blogs from people who (so) obviously voted for the preezy in the last election and now they’re posting all kinds of “revelations” about him that any conservative blogger/commenter knew in ’08. You can tell by how effusive they are about his failings. I hope in the post mortem some wonk pundit will throw up the numbers on how many switched.

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  32. Bad Brad

    November 5th, 2012

    AbigailAdams, If your going where I think your going with that I couldn’t agree more. To add to that I will bet money a lot of these pole numbers reflect people that are trying to remain fashionable saying their voting for Barry when in reality they end up voting for Mitt.

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  33. GW Bear

    November 5th, 2012

    Lock and load, it’s going to be a party. I always wanted a libtard to mount on the wall next to my 12 point buck.

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  34. serfer62

    November 5th, 2012

    ITS TOO LATE!!!

    The MFM already committed Hari Kari!

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  35. Merry Poppet

    November 5th, 2012

    In 2008, the democrats were the most ungracious, nasty, sorest winners I’ve ever seen. It isn’t in their defective little brains to accept defeat gracefully. There will be blood shed.

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  36. Your Inner Voice

    November 5th, 2012

    Wednesday morning GOP agenda: Writing up Articles of Impeachment, appointing and independent counsel. stopping another short-term budget extension.

    Barry Bounel/Soetoro/Obama will be sowing the earth with salt, scorching it, then burning all the bridges…

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  37. AbigailAdams

    November 5th, 2012

    Bad Brad — Yup. I think there are probably also a lot of conservatives messing with pollster’s heads, too. I know I’ve told one or two that I was voting for The Won. It’s so fun to hear them simper.

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  38. RANDO

    November 5th, 2012

    @ Birdie– Thanks for your heartwarming story.

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  39. Riot Gunner

    November 5th, 2012

    Looking forward to the street circus shootout.

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  40. Bad Brad

    November 5th, 2012

    I don’t have any issues plugging some of them. I just hope there’s someone to haul them off before they start to stink.

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  41. Frosteetoes

    November 5th, 2012

    I already started to gloat back at lefties I interacted with in 2008. “I told you that he would be an utter failure…HAHAHAHA!!”

    Don’t worry about riots unless you: a.) Live in the ghetto and don’t have a gun. b.) Live in the ghetto and don’t have a gun AND no way to get out of the ghetto when the chimpout starts. My suggestion would be to go vote early then leave town for a few days. The shrieking Obamabots will destroy their own neighborhoods as history has shown us. Unfortunately someone else will have to foot the bill for clean up, as usual.

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