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TV Executives eye First Lady for her own talk show (should she lose the White House)
At least she’ll definitely have a job on Wednesday
MOOSE TALK
Her husband could be out of a job in 48 hours, but Michelle Obama could step into a new career as a chat show hosts.
TV executives believe the First Lady would be a natural to become a talk show host.
She has even been compared to Oprah Winfrey, the queen of chat show hosts and one of the most recognisable names in show business.
‘Personally I would like to see her in the White House,’ said Hilary Estey McLoughlin., president of syndication company behind the Ellen DeGeneres show.
‘But if she were not going to be in the White House, I’d love to see her as the host of a show. She’s amazing.’
And former CNN president Jon Klein agreed that the First Lady would be snapped up by TV chiefs if her husband does not win a second term in office.
‘Daytime syndicators are desperate for a new voice and she is tailor made for it, ‘ he told TV Guide magazine.
h/t Huckleberry
SNIP: Gosh, I wonder what kind of show she could host…
sTevo
November 5th, 2012
Move over Oprah, these is a new fat ass in town.
persecutor
November 5th, 2012
I can see the very first show now! Mooch sitting at a desk gnawing on a rack of wildebeast ribs, asking Rosie O’Donut if she’d like more sauce on her rack.
Toaster
November 5th, 2012
She could easily host this show .
Bad Brad
November 5th, 2012
I can’t see that happening, what’s she going to talk about Fashion? Maybe a Jane Goodall special on National Geographic.
Poonces
November 5th, 2012
It’ll definitely be on the food channel. It’s the only thing she knows anything about.
Anonymous
November 5th, 2012
“Lifestyles of the (Undeservedly) Rich & Famous” ?
a new Entitlements Network ?
Machloja
November 5th, 2012
From credible sources, they already hold a tile for it: “The Fart”.
chiefillinicake
November 5th, 2012
Methinks the show might have to wait for some other business first, like dissolving her sham marriage after the failed reelection bid.
chiefillinicake
November 5th, 2012
Toaster-
I think her show would be called “Bigfoot Found”.
Anonymous
November 5th, 2012
remember those old-time morning inspirational programs?
“The Daily Shtruggle” by Mooch
MM
November 5th, 2012
It’s perfect for them-she gets to have her pick of boy toys while he lazes about on his beach front, Hawaiian estate doing the same thing!
With the added bonus for him that he can do all the drugs he wants without having to, yaknow, do anything like being a president.
Anonymous
November 5th, 2012
Without question, an exercise/fashion show .
Noodengr
November 5th, 2012
I just saw her first guest. Some guys caught a big foot like creature on film. So she can either interview the guy with the film and he could make some comparisons, or she could go on location and see if big foot is looking for a mate.
jeckelmyhyde
November 5th, 2012
Have you ever seen a lefty show that didn’t have to have the herd mentality, shows like The View? They do this because their arguments can’t stand up when challenged by free thinking conservatives such as Sarah Palin. They have to attack character and interrupt and lie. They are all just another version of Jerry Springer at heart with no soul. Who do you think they would use to round out the herd?
Stranded in Sonoma
November 5th, 2012
“Today, we have my favorite guests. They include, Chewbacca, Bullwinkle, and the Hippopotamus ballerina from Disney’s Fantasia.”
CrustyB
November 5th, 2012
Who is her co-host? Rocky the Flying Squirrel?
jeckelmyhyde
November 5th, 2012
Oh, and Palin hunts Moose.
chiefillinicake
November 5th, 2012
I’m not certain that there are enough makeup artists or dusky beauty supplies available to swing a Michell O show at the same time that Oprah is still on the tube.
They both require NASCAR crew levels of makeup support.
jus sayin
November 5th, 2012
the view,chew,talk, NOW
The SCREECH
Carlos The Jackal
November 5th, 2012
National Geographic Presents:
“I’ll get even with you conservatives, and barack will eat your little dogs too.”
Mr. Happy
November 5th, 2012
I hear the Food Network is trying to ink a deal for: “Michelle against Food – Messing With Sasquatch Edition”.
By herself, she is about as interesting as watching grass grow.
Stranded in Sonoma
November 5th, 2012
@Mr. Happy — Grass growing is doing something useful. Mooshell in and of herself is useless.
MNHawk
November 5th, 2012
Well, everyone speculated that Disney buying the Star Wars franchise would open up new opportunities. Why not for Mooch, also?
RANDO
November 5th, 2012
It’ll be worth it to see her fighting oprah and rosie for that last rack of ribs!
Grrrr! Grrrr! SNAP!
nobarack08
November 5th, 2012
instead of barbara wawa it will be Chewie Talk
locknload
November 5th, 2012
The “Moose Whisperer”
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
Resigning Women
Mark Zist
November 5th, 2012
If Rosie can have a show, anythings possible.
Anonymous
November 5th, 2012
Orka’s network?
historicus
November 5th, 2012
Imagine seeing that fat ass in HD.
scr_north
November 5th, 2012
What a classy ex-first lady she’ll become. In fairness though, it’s not as if she can practice law anymore what with her having to surrender her license for reasons which still are murky. So, it’s either a talk show or have someone write a book for her just like hubby did.
ERB
November 5th, 2012
Yet another highly unattractive photo of the first broad
Jerry Manderin
November 5th, 2012
“Bedtime For Bigfoot.”
Graceia
November 5th, 2012
If they seriously think that any consumer – let me reiterate – consumer – is interested in a show hosted by this woman they have too much money to waste.
Callmelennie
November 5th, 2012
Just came back from an errand while listening to a Satellite radio program that originates at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland
And the ultralib lady DJ is doing the ol’ “Won’t you be glad when all this campaigning is over” routine as opposed to “Aren’t you excited about Obama’s chances; be sure to get out and vote.”
Who knows — maybe I’m grasping at straws or maybe I’m reading the tea leaves. All I know is that this lady who would normally gush like a fountain at Caesar’s Palace at the rumor of a reunion of the Bobby Fuller Four, seemed mighty unenthused about the election
judgeroybean
November 5th, 2012
Perfect. Wealthy libs will invest and lose millions trynig to get her show launched. Slow learners, those rich libs. Didn’t learn from Air America’s disaster, didn’t learn any lessons from Algore’s financial blunder.
Mountain Dog
November 5th, 2012
She could come out on stage and stomp on a box of white crackers at the start of every show, just so viewers will have an idea of what the show is going to be about.
Robin H
November 5th, 2012
judgeroy- There’s no way they could launch her, they’d need a nuclear catapult.
Xavier
November 5th, 2012
I like it. Let TV reveal her true colors and let the public reject her before she and Barry try again in ’16.
Mountain Dog
November 5th, 2012
@Xavier
Hey, missed ya.
Kairn
November 5th, 2012
The next ‘job’ I want to see Moochelle doing is breaking up rocks on the grounds of a prison – for a very, very long time.
I want her and Val Jar to incessantly argue over who gets the top bunk, and which one got the bigger piece of bread.
Carlos The Jackal
November 5th, 2012
I’d like to see her and her domestic partner attempt to break Felix Baumgartner s record; sans parachute.
Hotlanta Mike
November 5th, 2012
Michelle Obama on the Travel Channel – No Hesitations (take off from Anthony Bourdain – No Reservations)
obfusecatenot
November 5th, 2012
A show called “Are you smarter than a former first lady, who lost her license in her chosen profession?”
Maybe stories on people who have lost their licenses to practice law! That’s it-gosh, that’d be entertaining!
Rick
November 5th, 2012
Moochelle on a daily TV talk show??
That sounds like a THREAT!
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
November 5th, 2012
How the hell are we supposes to understand her on a talk show?
Guest: “Well, yes we are entitled”.
MO: “NNNININDINLLLNNNNNNOOOOOONNNNOOON”
Debbie
November 5th, 2012
Like she’d take job that she has to show up for. They’d have a guest host 4 days a week.
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
November 5th, 2012
supposed. Now I am the wookie.
Sarge
November 5th, 2012
Today’s Enquirer is reporting that Moochele is talking to divorce attorneys. Looks like she not too happy with their twenty years of wedded bliss and public service.
Diann
November 5th, 2012
She’ll sit at a couch with a few has-been, ugly bitches and one pretty conservative.
“The Moo”
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
November 5th, 2012
I don’t care, unless it’s a reality version of “West Wing.”
Loretta in Indiana
November 5th, 2012
The only network that will hire her is BET, and it’s the only network with her fans — the thug/moron audience.
Jerry Manderin
November 5th, 2012
“Late Night With Missing Link.”
Jerry Manderin
November 5th, 2012
“National Geographic Presents…”
Jerry Manderin
November 5th, 2012
“Man VS. Food.”
Jerry Manderin
November 5th, 2012
“Dancing With The Squatch.”
Jerry Manderin
November 5th, 2012
“What Not To Wear.”
Snowball the Sourpuss
November 5th, 2012
Squatch Hunters.
Noelegy
November 5th, 2012
Fine. Let her have her talk show. They can’t make me watch it.
Tim
November 5th, 2012
Geez, one more crappy show I’ll have to avoid.
GW Bear
November 5th, 2012
Did you see the video on YouTube of her in the woods? She scared the hell out of some hikers.
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
Mama’s Family Voodoo
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
Fantasy Fry Land
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
Czar Search
simply enraged
November 5th, 2012
New host for Animal Planet where her speech patterns will allow her to communicate with the subjects. Dr. Doolittle for the “new age”.
simply enraged
November 5th, 2012
Or, maybe a remake of Planet of the Apes, with a much reduced makeup budget.
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
Search For Tamale
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
Wild Queendom
Tim
November 5th, 2012
“I Married a Fag!”
Show opens with Barry dancing in a tutu till the Moose emerges dressed like a biker (chains and leather) and orders Barry to get on all fours so he can “take it like a Man!” … crowd goes wild … Boobie’s “Leroy” shows up and, … well, you get the gist.
serfer62
November 5th, 2012
Will she actually have to show up?
Mimsey
November 5th, 2012
It will be a show of the highest intellectual quality. You know, you know, y’all, you guys, I am so all in, etc.
even steven
November 5th, 2012
And the Beast
Unslung Hero
November 5th, 2012
JIVEASS PAWN STARS???????????
Rick
November 5th, 2012
Just another reason not to watch TV.
Jethro
November 5th, 2012
“Queer Eye for the FAT-ASSED, UGLY BITCH!”
99th Squad Leader
November 5th, 2012
A talk show is not out of the question for Mooch, because she loves attention and the liberal media love their queen.
She would bide her time as host -until cancelled, while waiting to get her chance to run in 2016 or prop up Barry for his chance at a second term.
If either of those two got back into the White House, God help us!
MaryfromMarin
November 5th, 2012
Hi, Xavier!!
________________
They’d need to have a custom-built desk. I’d suggest six feet high, four inches thick, with a grille to speak through.
MaryfromMarin
November 5th, 2012
@Jethro–
I don’t care how patriotic your tattoo is–pull up your pants.
MaryfromMarin
November 5th, 2012
(sorry, @Jethr0–I forgot to say “please”.)
Gigantiass
November 5th, 2012
She could combine a cooking show with an eating contest and in a couple months she would be bigger than oprah, ellen degenerate, and all the big gals on the view combined.
Commissar M
November 5th, 2012
As I said to Mrs M earlier, “What the f— have we done to deserve that?”
Of course yesterday I said that I could foresee a lifetime of the Obama’s living on the largess of wealthy leftist benefactors. However, the idea of daytime talk show for the First Wookie just sounded too silly to mention. Proving that leftists can always top the most ridiculous scenarios you can imagine for them.
bitterclinger
November 5th, 2012
“My Shtruggle,” with Mooch O.
This oughta set new records for fastest cancellation. I love seeing these idiotic networks get pwnd!
beachmom
November 5th, 2012
That is one of the creepiest, most evil pictures I’ve seen of Shelly Antoinette.
That would have been good for Halloween!
marleenna1959
November 5th, 2012
let me know what channel she will be on so I can block it permanently.
tumbleweed
November 5th, 2012
The Mooprah Show where the make a barack sandwich. Please God, forgive me for such a disgustingly nasty brain fart of a thought.
Moosebutticus
November 5th, 2012
she does look like she’s about to get hit with a pie in the face.
mcnorman
November 5th, 2012
Squatch Gone Wild
Dano
November 5th, 2012
My Wife and I watch nothing, NOTHING, that is in any way “talk show related.” Most that is on tv now is pure CRAP with a sprinkle of VOMIT! Ciao Baby!
Ten Megaton
November 5th, 2012
My dvr memory is gonna be full all the time don’t ya know.
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
Bay Squatch
Shutterbug
November 5th, 2012
BO will spend 2-3 years stoned and high before he ascends to Secretary-general of the UN.
Freeshiticus
November 5th, 2012
You Bet Your Wife. A show for gays who marry just to not look so gay.
Jullou
November 5th, 2012
She would have to have some speech therapy for that lisp.
IronyCurtain
November 6th, 2012
I Love Moosey
AbigailAdams
November 6th, 2012
94 comments! Come on now, admit it, you’re gonna miss kickin’ her around.
There’s a saying around our house — uttered by the man here — “worthless as tits on a boar.” That would be the net worth of anything michelle obama would impart to our lives coming at us in HD on the tee vee. It would be great if Current tee vee would pick her up, though. She and that rachel madcow person would make a great team.
(I’m so looking forward to having Mrs. Romney as our FLOTUS.)
Chalupa
November 9th, 2012
The Flying Buns