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Man Sues Wife For Popping Out Ugly Baby

Home - by - November 4, 2012 - 12:05 America/New_York - 15 Comments

The man initially thought the baby wasn’t his because he and his wife weren’t “ugly.” It turns out the woman had plastic surgery that the husband didn’t know about.

I’m only posting this because at the end of this video, Cenk, the Fat Turk, says that he would sue his wife if his baby wasn’t articulate, implying that this would be an indication that the baby isn’t really his.

Cenk articulate? I could think of adjectives all day and articulate would never come to mind.

 

» 15 Comments

  1. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 4th, 2012

    I think it comes down to a case of truth in advertising. Had she told him before the marriage that she had surgery to improve her looks and shown him the before pictures, and he still married her, then all would be fine.

    We all get angry about the cad that lies to the woman so she’ll marry him and he’s just in it for the money. Basically, this women lied to the man to get him to marry her.

    And what made her think that any baby was NOT going to look like her, before surgery?

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  2. Annie

    November 4th, 2012

    Did anyone catch the contact information for this surgeon?

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  3. norman einstein

    November 4th, 2012

    There’s going to be a lot more of this in the future.
    Millions of women are having plastic surgery these days.
    I don’t know where they’re getting the money, but it’s a fact of life.

    Maybe what should happen is that guys should insist on seeing some childhood photos of his potential bride, to see if she was a ghoul in her youth.

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  4. cfm990

    November 4th, 2012

    Get a good look at her mama before you I Do.

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  5. Hillbilly Lawyers

    November 4th, 2012

    @cfm990

    agree, mom is always a good indicator.

    This gal got her money’s worth, she just can’t pass on the surgery to her kids so she best marry a rich stupid guy.

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  6. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 4th, 2012

    Cenk’s baby may or may not be articulate, but I wouldn’t lay good money on it being good looking.

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  7. RANDO

    November 4th, 2012

    There is something profound to be learned from this, as pertains to Natural Selection…

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  8. Joe

    November 4th, 2012

    Why does this girl talk just like, er, er, Obama? Is that the er mark of greatness uh these days?

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  9. Serious Putty

    November 4th, 2012

    Ms Putty isn’t that good looking, but man can she cook!

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  10. Commissar M

    November 4th, 2012

    Mrs. M and I met when we were teens, so I know she’s always been cute. We make cute “barriers to success” but I don’t give myself much credit for that!

    Which brings me to an interesting observation about this story. It takes two to make a baby and if the kid is ugly, how sure can you be that it’s one parents’ fault? Yes, obviously this girl was rather um, “plain” (cough*sputter*cough*snort) before surgery but was Dad all that much better? Maybe the video shows him but I can’t stand watching this high school AV club standard leftist shit that passes for serious journalism at Current TV.

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  11. RANDO

    November 4th, 2012

    Take the $120K and fix the baby. Problem solved.

    You’re welcome.

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  12. Anonymous

    November 4th, 2012

    Didn’t Debbie Wasserman Schultz have the reverse procedure performed?

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  13. Anonymous

    November 4th, 2012

    Yea!!!! Redskins lost at home before election, that means the incumbent is out.

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  14. Racist

    November 4th, 2012

    Does this mean I should sue or at least be concerned about the DNA of my kids? Cause Mrs Racist and I have 3 truly good-looking kids… And while she has always been extremely attractive, well um I um ah well you know ah… let’s just say between my sister and me I got the brains of the family!!! Mrs R will be $1 yrs old tomorrow, and I was just thinking to myself this morning, as whe was getting ready for church, that she is WAY TOO GOOD LOOKING for me! Yep, I’m one of those lucky dudes you see out in public somewhere and think “How the heck did he land something like that?”!!! If I told ya, I’d have to kill ya!

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  15. pdwalker

    November 5th, 2012

    I’m siding with the husband here. Good looks are a sign of good genes.

    Why would I want to punish my kids by handicapping them with an ugly momma? Nope, she deceived him, clear and simple.

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