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Barack Obama’s School Records Released
A disgruntled Obama for America Campaign insider today released, in part, Barack Obama’s sealed school records to us after months of intense pressure from Republican critics.
According to records from the kindergarten he attended in Indonesia, Barry Soetoro (the name he was using at the time) was a reasonably good student and was popular with his classmates. Little Barry was also well liked by his teacher.
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| Barry Soetoro (in circle) and his classmates |
“Barry works and plays well with others as long as they do things his way”
“Barry does an excellent job redistributing the crayons among all classmates evenly.”
“He is highly religious and prays five times a day”
“Has a masterful understanding of the pronoun ‘I’
“Barry is forceful and assertive, and even told the the head master “you know you didn’t build this school.”
Ten Megaton
November 4th, 2012
“Barry can’t play basketball for shit”
Moe tom
November 4th, 2012
Reads like BFH’s kindergarten report card. Mr. Pinko let that out. Rat bastid. Should be fired …… again.
Stranded in Sonoma
November 4th, 2012
…but I give Barry a AA+ in economics,” said his teacher.
Moe tom
November 4th, 2012
BFH 5th from left, top row.
old_oaks
November 4th, 2012
Barry says; “Let ME be clear” a lot.
old_oaks
November 4th, 2012
Principal in penned ink to Stanly…
“We’ve noticed a slight difference in little Barry’s grades, with and without the teleprompter.”
GregMan
November 4th, 2012
“Unfortunately he eats large amounts of library paste”
“He refuses to place his hand over his heart during the Pledge Of Allegiance, and keeps asking the teacher ‘why all the fuss over a f***ing flag?’”
“He seems not to know the name of his father, or where he was born.”
Bad Brad
November 4th, 2012
Seems to have grown quite fond of Johny. He follows him every where during recess and constantly wants to play twister with him.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
November 4th, 2012
Same row, 4 to his left is DWS.
jwm
November 4th, 2012
Dog ate his homework.
JWM
Bad Brad
November 4th, 2012
In P.E. during wrestling practice Barry always insist on being down in the referees position.
Chalupa
November 4th, 2012
Always recites The Pledge Of The Leeches.
mkultra
November 4th, 2012
Neatness oriented: likes tucking in other boy’s shirts.
Unruly Refugee
November 4th, 2012
Can’t seem to ever tell the truth, and always steals from the white kids.
Poonces
November 4th, 2012
It’s surprising anyone could pick him out.
Stranded in Sonoma
November 4th, 2012
“When playing tag, Barry would always chase the boys and tag the front of their pants, even though a girl was it.”
Moe tom
November 4th, 2012
Poonces. I picked BFH right away. 5th from left, top row.
mkultra
November 4th, 2012
I really hate the commies that indoctrinated that little kid. They made him completely useless to society.
Stranded in Sonoma
November 4th, 2012
“Barry would tell the other students that one day he was going to be president. The other students laughed so hard, it made the teachers join in. Barry then said when he was president he was going to pass universal health care and none of the students or their children would ever have a job. Of course, the other teachers and I know you have to be born in the United States to be president.”
Stranded in Sonoma
November 4th, 2012
“Barry would always say his dad could beat up another students dad. When he was asked who his dad was, he just shrugged and said it was some old guy with yellow-stained underwear, just like his.”
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
@mkultra – I think his real father Frank Marshall Davis raised him to be a gay commie superman – would that make him the Son Of Purell?
Callmelennie
November 5th, 2012
Barry at times seems confused as to his place of birth — generally he says he was born in Hawaii, but at times he claims he was born in Kenya
Chalupa
November 5th, 2012
It’s all a smoke screen Lennie – he was born in America – most likely Washington state. His name is a lie too – it should be Frank Marshall Davis Jr. Everything about him is a lie.
Callmelennie
November 5th, 2012
Barry has an odd habit of bowing to the school principal whenever he sees him. Then the other children tease him saying, “Barry, you said you wanted to be president? You look more like a butler”
mkultra
November 5th, 2012
Special interest in hot dogs.
norman einstein
November 5th, 2012
He liked the Star Wars movie so much, he said he wanted to marry a Wookie when he grew up.
Unruly Refugee
November 5th, 2012
Barry refuses to do any physical work and has very poor manual dexterity except when rolling a blunt.
KarenInNewHaven
November 5th, 2012
All you need to know – he throws a baseball like a girl.
Noodengr
November 5th, 2012
” at our field trip to the bowling alley, barry’s skills were the worst” ” i do not think he should presue a career as a pro bowler”
” even with the gutter gaurds barry sucked”
” retard comes to mind”
kono
November 5th, 2012
@jwm….so then he ate the dog.