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Barack Obama’s School Records Released

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A disgruntled Obama for America Campaign insider today released, in part, Barack Obama’s sealed school records to us after months of intense pressure from Republican critics.
According to records from the kindergarten he attended in Indonesia, Barry Soetoro (the name he was using at the time) was a reasonably good student and was popular with his classmates. Little Barry was also well liked by his teacher.

 

Barry Soetoro (in circle) and his classmates
There are usually no grades given for kindergarten work, but the teachers do leave comments for the parents. Among the comments on Barry’s kindergarten report card were:

“Barry works and plays well with others as long as they do things his way”

“Barry does an excellent job redistributing the crayons among all classmates evenly.”

“He is highly religious and prays five times a day”

“Has a masterful understanding of the pronoun ‘I’

“Barry is forceful and assertive, and even told the the head master “you know you didn’t build this school.”

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  1. Ten Megaton

    November 4th, 2012

    “Barry can’t play basketball for shit”

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  2. Moe tom

    November 4th, 2012

    Reads like BFH’s kindergarten report card. Mr. Pinko let that out. Rat bastid. Should be fired …… again.

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  3. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 4th, 2012

    “There are usually no grades given for kindergarten work…

    …but I give Barry a AA+ in economics,” said his teacher.

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  4. Moe tom

    November 4th, 2012

    BFH 5th from left, top row.

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  5. old_oaks

    November 4th, 2012

    Barry says; “Let ME be clear” a lot.

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  6. old_oaks

    November 4th, 2012

    Principal in penned ink to Stanly…

    “We’ve noticed a slight difference in little Barry’s grades, with and without the teleprompter.”

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  7. GregMan

    November 4th, 2012

    “Unfortunately he eats large amounts of library paste”

    “He refuses to place his hand over his heart during the Pledge Of Allegiance, and keeps asking the teacher ‘why all the fuss over a f***ing flag?’”

    “He seems not to know the name of his father, or where he was born.”

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  8. Bad Brad

    November 4th, 2012

    Seems to have grown quite fond of Johny. He follows him every where during recess and constantly wants to play twister with him.

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  9. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 4th, 2012

    Same row, 4 to his left is DWS.

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  10. jwm

    November 4th, 2012

    Dog ate his homework.

    JWM

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  11. Bad Brad

    November 4th, 2012

    In P.E. during wrestling practice Barry always insist on being down in the referees position.

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  12. Chalupa

    November 4th, 2012

    Always recites The Pledge Of The Leeches.

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  13. mkultra

    November 4th, 2012

    Neatness oriented: likes tucking in other boy’s shirts.

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  14. Unruly Refugee

    November 4th, 2012

    Can’t seem to ever tell the truth, and always steals from the white kids.

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  15. Poonces

    November 4th, 2012

    It’s surprising anyone could pick him out.

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  16. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 4th, 2012

    “When playing tag, Barry would always chase the boys and tag the front of their pants, even though a girl was it.”

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  17. Moe tom

    November 4th, 2012

    Poonces. I picked BFH right away. 5th from left, top row.

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  18. mkultra

    November 4th, 2012

    I really hate the commies that indoctrinated that little kid. They made him completely useless to society.

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 4th, 2012

    “Barry would tell the other students that one day he was going to be president. The other students laughed so hard, it made the teachers join in. Barry then said when he was president he was going to pass universal health care and none of the students or their children would ever have a job. Of course, the other teachers and I know you have to be born in the United States to be president.”

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  20. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 4th, 2012

    “Barry would always say his dad could beat up another students dad. When he was asked who his dad was, he just shrugged and said it was some old guy with yellow-stained underwear, just like his.”

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  21. Chalupa

    November 5th, 2012

    @mkultra – I think his real father Frank Marshall Davis raised him to be a gay commie superman – would that make him the Son Of Purell?

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  22. Callmelennie

    November 5th, 2012

    Barry at times seems confused as to his place of birth — generally he says he was born in Hawaii, but at times he claims he was born in Kenya

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  23. Chalupa

    November 5th, 2012

    It’s all a smoke screen Lennie – he was born in America – most likely Washington state. His name is a lie too – it should be Frank Marshall Davis Jr. Everything about him is a lie.

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  24. Callmelennie

    November 5th, 2012

    Barry has an odd habit of bowing to the school principal whenever he sees him. Then the other children tease him saying, “Barry, you said you wanted to be president? You look more like a butler”

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  25. mkultra

    November 5th, 2012

    Special interest in hot dogs.

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  26. norman einstein

    November 5th, 2012

    He liked the Star Wars movie so much, he said he wanted to marry a Wookie when he grew up.

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  27. Unruly Refugee

    November 5th, 2012

    Barry refuses to do any physical work and has very poor manual dexterity except when rolling a blunt.

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  28. KarenInNewHaven

    November 5th, 2012

    All you need to know – he throws a baseball like a girl.

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  29. Noodengr

    November 5th, 2012

    ” at our field trip to the bowling alley, barry’s skills were the worst” ” i do not think he should presue a career as a pro bowler”
    ” even with the gutter gaurds barry sucked”
    ” retard comes to mind”

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  30. kono

    November 5th, 2012

    @jwm….so then he ate the dog.

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