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  1. MaryfromMarin

    November 4th, 2012

    Just as long as he doesn’t get stuck in the S-bend. I want a clear-running drain.

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  2. Jimmy

    November 4th, 2012

    You might have to dismantle and clean the trap. Also, come with a pressure hose, a snake and a mask. It’s gonna stink.

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  3. Unruly Refugee

    November 4th, 2012

    It’s a long way to Kenya.
    And he is the most stubborn turd I have ever seen in my life.

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  4. conservative cowgirl

    November 4th, 2012

    Call Romney Rooter and away goes trouble down the drain!

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  5. MaryfromMarin

    November 4th, 2012

    @cc–

    Good one!!

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 4th, 2012

    Cowgirl wins!

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    Gotta share this one for you westerners:

    A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado.
    The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the cattle guards immediately!

    Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten Obama out on the matter, Vice President Joe Biden intervened with a request that before any cattle guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.

    ‘Times are hard,’ said Joe Biden, ‘it’s only fair to the cattle guards and their families that they be given six months of retraining!

    Cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area.

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  7. Unruly Refugee

    November 4th, 2012

    Good Night and have a Patriotic week end.

    If you haven’t yet, don’t forget to gear up & stock up before the riots. Shelves could be empty by Monday.

    God Bless America.

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  8. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 4th, 2012

    That giant sucking sound you hear coming from the White House on November 7th will be the beginning of the swamp actually being drained – starting in the oval office.

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  9. Name Redacted

    November 4th, 2012

    Thanks BFH for the late night laugh!

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  10. Jerry Manderin

    November 4th, 2012

    LOL!

    Obama The Brown has left a nasty smear in the bowl. One big flush on Tuesday and the biggest POS in American history is sewer bound.

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  11. I Luv Bacon

    November 4th, 2012

    Aloha Flushbar, you socialist piece of shit.

    And take all those klingon commies with you.

    Morning everybody!

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  12. super toe

    November 4th, 2012

    Uninstalling Obama……… ███████████████▒ 98% complete.

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  13. Jimbo

    November 4th, 2012

    Come tuesday, the removal of the enormous skid mark currently occupying the White House will begin – the task is equally enormous and is expected to take until Inauguration Day of January 20/13.

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  14. Dr Tar

    November 4th, 2012

    @BFH I suggest adding Hilary, Holder, Napolitano, Pannetta, Jarrett, Biden, Chu, and Carney among other effulance needing a flush when O goes.

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  15. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 4th, 2012

    After the turds are flushed out, follow up with a liberal application of Janitor in a Drum.

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  16. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 4th, 2012

    I don’t know if this will be enough. This is one ornery turd.

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  17. squatch

    November 4th, 2012

    GREAT One !

    Unfortunately, thanks to these wimpy toilets we’re stuck with, we’ll still have a stubborn floatie or two that won’t cooperate.

    Can you see them having to rap on Michelle’s knuckles to get her to let go of the doorjamb ?

    Buh-Bye.

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  18. cptsonyablade

    November 4th, 2012

    You people are sadly mistaken if you think Mittens will support all of America! Conservative whack jobs, go back to 1950 and fuck yourselves!!

    Yep, what is more progressive than entitlements for all? It’s such a forward idea. It’s not like any countries in 2012 are collapsing under the weight of progressive economics, is it? Moron.
    Let the responsible adults run things, okay, stupid? -bfh

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  19. 66chevelle

    November 4th, 2012

    Good thing you didn’t use Janitor in a Drum for your photoshopping…

    Raaaaaycissssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. BigFurHat

    November 4th, 2012

    Take away the promise of wealth redistribution and let’s see how many “progressives” would support the rest of the left’s agenda.
    90% of the left’s constituency identify themselves as left because of the goodies.
    Remove the goodies and a lefty would be seen as the fucking loons they are and would never win an election.
    Minorities tolerate the left because they get a check in the mail.
    I can guarantee you that if you put together a quiz a minority would identify themselves with conservative values. They VOTE AGAINST THEIR OWN INTERESTS for the entitlements.

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  21. squatch

    November 4th, 2012

    Yes, that post right there shows all you need to know that Obama is toast and his congregation knows it.

    Lash out with your lady parts and revenge votes and your ‘F*** You’ all you like.

    The adults are back in charge Wednesday.

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